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all this soda drinks is gonna go straight to her thighs and make Kagami's ass thick. At least thicker than it already is. On a thickness scale of pure hydrogren to the bitumen pitch drop experiment, Kagami's ass is cold maple syrup. Statistical analysis shows that at Kagami's current consumption rates, she is projected to reach what professionals call "squidward in the patty vault" tier thickness in her posterior by the year 2024. Elon Musk has announced plans to give Kagami's ass a liposuction and use all the fat they suck out her butthole as fuel for the Mars rocket.

Fun Fact: If you slapped Kagami's ass it would feel like memory foam and the imprint of your hand would stay there for about ten seconds. If Narcissus from greek mythology were alive today he would fall in love with Kagami, because he could imprint his face onto Kagami's memory foam ass.

>"squidward in the patty vault" tier thickness

lol