No.1761
I only mixed it with beer because my ice cubes aren't frozen yet.
>>1760Why so sad?
No.1766
>>1763That's a strange way of looking at it.
No.1767
>>1765That would be too difficult.
>>1766No it's literally the canon way of looking at it. The creators themselves said she was just pretending to be cheery.
No.1768
>>1767Yeah, pretending to be cheery so she could take care of an angsty teen. What good would it have done for her to mope around and not be supportive?
No.1769
>>1768She could have just b urself you know.
No.1772
whamin just messaged me on my /what/ platinum account and asked me to send him more pictures of my dick
No.1773
excited for my dick to break
No.1777
>>1769She was adopted that persona to make Shinji feel better about himself. She was being considerate.
No.1778
sorry for being a disgusting creepy homo
No.1779
>>1778just stop stalking people and it's fine
No.1780
>>1779i don't stalk people…
No.1783
don't delete posts……..
No.1787
>>1786I hated the annoying pink-hair slut but I liked her.
No.1793
>>1791An incredibly overrated show
No.1795
>>1793can you please answer?
No.1799
>>1798
kill yourself
No.1823
>>1818Can Satan make me a girl?
No.1909
>>1908These are girls though…
No.1955
/what/min cum in my ass!!!
No.1956
there's something wrong with my brain i can tell i haven't figured out what it is and the last time i told the doctor about he he couldnt figure it out he said i could get my brain scanned but thats too expensive im thinking maybe that this could be a case of brain mold but i have no way to prove it
No.1957
>>1956You have one of the most severe cases of terminal autism I have ever seen…
I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do.
No.1981
>>1980But it won't feel good when your body is covered in stubble.
No.1989
>>1988What do you mean by 'even this guy'? He rules an entire country
No.1990
>>1989Keep making excuses for your own faults and you'll never get a girlfriend.
No.1998
There's ducks mating outside my house. I came out to feed them bread, but they didn't care.
It was a bunch of males all fighting each other to fuck one of the female ducks. One of them got on top of the duck, and pinned her down by biting the back of her neck, I think multiple of the males fucked the same duck. One of the males from all the way around the corner seemed to hear what was going on, and came waddling down the street to join in.
They completely disregarded me trying to feed them.
No.1999
>>1998I love ducks, I'd like to have some as pets one day.
No.2002
>>2001wtf is that a "normal" singer or a stripper?
No.2144
>>2011Nice. Epic. I like it. Saved.
No.2187
>>2181hmmmm please dont fr*gg doggies….
No.2190
>>2189Yeah I actually only looked through 2 genres, Action RPG and RPG, nothing else. I don't really like fighting games, except melee.
The two games I want to try most are Persona 5 and Dragon Quest XI, but they're not out yet.
No.2193
>>2190the final fantasy one is pretty fun i have it i dont' remember its name its like type zero or something
No.2210
pls pst dkdk prcr grl
No.2265
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/what/friends make the best /what/blends! cum_in_coffee.jpg
No.2273
>>2272Me at the left with the green t-shirt.
No.2277
>>2272>on his DS while he's on a dateVery rude.
No.2286
>>2284>dilfI didn't need to know this was a thing.
No.2287
>>2284gross scaling and chopped off top part of tomato head. you can probably find a nice big image of tomato on danbooru that you could use instead of aniscrot.
especially gross scaling on the header, please just find a nice font and make the header yourself at the appropriate resolution you're going to use.
and don't use drop shadow it looks so dumb what the fuck the light isn't even coming in from that angle it looks so shit.
No.2288
Pluck is also a nice song by Dreaming Moths, i like the part where he says "HAPPY HAPPY YOROSHIKU NE!" at least that's what i think he says.
No.2291
>>2290Did you grow up in a non-English speaking country?
If you grew up in the US and didn't get this joke I'm very surprised, I understood it even as a kid.
No.2292
>>2290I only got it when you mentioned it then, but then I do not watch it really it is too coarse for me.
No.2293
My lights keep flickering…
>>2291black people always have weird names so I just kind of assumed it was just another weird black person name
I grew up in the US.
No.2295
>>2293>I grew up in the US.nice try europee, not even americans are that dum.
No.2296
>>2103Should I buy a PS4 now, or wait until the VR model/PS4.5?
No.2300
>>2299they look bulky and unshapely
No.2301
>>2300Wut?
They're certainly not fat, and their proportions look fine to me.
No.2302
>>2300Plump squishy k-ons!
No.2303
>>2300>>2302they don't look plump at all
No.2318
>>2317post anigirl and you'll feel better!
No.2320
>>2317I wonder what happened to the guy who sang that song…
No.2323
do you think remi-anon's oneechan is really cool and loving like nobue-oneechan???
No.2330
>>2324It's a bad post, i del it soon, soz :((
No.2332
>>2323i like to imagine she's very cool
No.2335
>>2334sad and gay.
typical /what/
No.2354
Hey whomos, check out this cute picture of elsy!
No.2355
Delete /t-p/. Holy fuck, all of it is so shit.
No.2356
I liked it before when /what/ was only covertly gay and everyone was friendly to each other except nagi.
No.2367
>>2361this was the album the cemented the fact that theyre going full pop
you should be ashamed of yourself for posting this
No.2370
>>2367wasn't fake world wonderland pretty poppy too
No.2382
Had to spend half my day fixing my sister's laptop audio while she ranted on-and-on at me about how she hates high school…
She kept saying how much the people there are pot smoking retards and that all her friends keep trying to get her on Social Media even though she hates those places with a passion. She also keep saying her friends have shit taste in music because they don't listen to Boards of Canada.
She mostly prefers being on Internet than dealing with them…
She then told me a story on how she went into a church youth group and messed with the people there by playing "Jesus is my Nigga" on the computer for everyone to hear, I thought that was funny.
I told her to play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaENext time.
No.2383
>>2382Post pics of your sister.
Also how did you need to spend half a day fixing audio.
No.2384
>>2382Is your sister autistic/imageboard poster?
No.2385
>>2383>Post pics of your sister.Never.
>Also how did you need to spend half a day fixing audio.It only took me 45 minutes, it would of only taken me half the time if her laptop wasn't configured like shit. I also thought I would hang around a bit longer and fix up other stuff on it.
>>2384Image board poster…she takes up after me.
No.2386
>>2385I'm gonna marry your sister, please pass this message onto her, onegai!
No.2387
>>2386You sure you would want that? She pretty much looks like me if I wore an Alice Margatroid wig and my nose was two sizes smaller.
Have fun with that mental image…
No.2388
>>2387No wonder she's spends all day on the internet
No.2390
>>2389It was a typo, you AIDS ridden ugly faggot, spare me from your pedantism.
No.2394
>>2393People on this site don't like girls at all.
No.2395
>>2394I like anime girls.
No.2401
had a dream /what/min emailed me but it was all nonsense
No.2411
Endorphins really do work, I just crushed my finger on something very heavy, and it hurt really bad, but pretty quickly after it happened I couldn't even feel my finger, and I felt a calming feeling.
No.2413
>>1486>I use a $30 CAD safety razor and buy 100 razor blades for $7. It's a very affordable way to shave.where do you buy the razor blades i can't find them at target or a grocery store
No.2418
>>2414Someone post that one image, you know the one, I can't find it.
No.2422
>>2421You're right because Shinji isn't a loser.
At least he's not to me.
No.2424
>>2420Rei isn't a shy introvert, she's an autistic clone.
No.2425
I'm on that weird part of youtube again
No.2426
my internet was really unstable since yesterday afternoon and i didn't know what was going on and i only found out now that it was all because my dad put an old line filter on the phone that was causing lots of infetterence and now i missed out on the girls clothes sale i saw online which finished just 50 minutes ago i hate this!! crying_tenshi.jpg
No.2427
>>2426were the girl clothes for you?
No.2430
>>2427of course not, that's silly, girl clothes are for girls~!
>>2428i already have broadband though, you'd have to live somewhere really nice for me to move all the way over there.
No.2431
>>2430Are they for your sister then?
No.2432
>>2431please, please stop asking about the girls clothes……..
No.2433
>>2432But I need to know!!!
Who are they for??
No.2434
>>2385You have literally ruined your sister, as expected of a gay midget.
No.2435
>>2432tell me about the girl clothes! ! ! !
No.2437
whatmin you broke it for a while
No.2439
wow vodka tastes really bad……
No.2440
>>2413you buy them online silly
No.2441
>>2439I love vodka but only if it's raspberry or some other kind of fruity flavour….
Every time I drink vodka I turn into a sex crazed demon, so I don't drink much.
No.2446
>>2445AHHHHHHH LOOK AT HIS CUTE LITTLE OCHINPO BEING MADE TO FEEL GOOD!
No.2448
>>2445That got me squirmin'.
No.2449
Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt munching faggot. I hate you, you know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fucking prance around school talking about your fucking faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work, alright? It makes me sick! And I, I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease.
No.2453
I'm gonna rape /what/min's script kiddie boybutt and do big cum in him!
No.2454
I HATE my /what/friends. GRRRR
No.2455
>>2454Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt munching faggot. I hate you, you know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fucking prance around school talking about your fucking faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work, alright? It makes me sick! And I, I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease.
No.2459
My back always hurts by the end of the day.
No.2464
>>2462hahha dem hidamaris man
No.2466
whatmin hack me
No.2467
>>2454I hate my "/what/friends" too!!!
No.2470
>>2469ePlease stick it in mee
No.2479
>>2478yeah it's funny, at the beginning of their show josh was fat and drake was the attractive ladies man but by the end josh was definitely better looking than drake so that whole element wasn't as believable.
No.2505
>>2440yeah i found a website and got a 20$ razor and 100 blades i can't wait for it to arrive in the post
No.2506
>>2505Did you buy a razor blade sample pack? Those are fun and useful because you get to try all sorts of different brands and find which works best for you.
No.2509
>>2506yeah i think it had like 5 different brands or something.
No.2519
>>2507who pushed you aside
No.2522
http://chrishateswriting.com/post/140641275808/my-next-chapterMoot joined Google
>I can’t wait to contribute my own experience from a dozen years of building online communities,lmao
No.2524
>>2522talk about slowpoke
No.2530
Do niggers like fried chicken because they're niggers? Or is it that they're niggers because they like fried chicken?
No.2531
haha nice edgy
No.2533
>>2532tanjoubi happy! birthday!
No.2535
>>2532>>2533lol fucking retards
No.2536
>>2535says the retard honcho
No.2537
sigh i want the farmers market to open all ready so i can get tasty veggies
No.2538
>>2536you're confusing me with someone else, diseased queer.
No.2539
>>2538there's no mistaking that retarded face
No.2540
Waiting for my mom to get home so I can order pizza. I don't want to answer the door…
No.2541
>>2540use the bucket technique
No.2542
I thought M's birthday was in May though.
No.2543
>>2541whats the bucket technique.
No.2544
>>2539you're off the deep end
No.2549
>>2543You put the money in a bucket outside your door for the pizza guy to take. Then he just leaves the pizza in the bucket and you use pulleys to bring it into your room.
No.2550
>>2543You put a bucket on your head as you answer the door so neither of you can make eye contact.
No.2579
>>2578What's going on, you sexy bitch.
*slaps your ass*
No.2581
>>2580How you too can make your very own Nevada-tan fanart!
Draw a girl, any girl, doing absolutely anything. Hair color, age, clothing are all irrelevant.
Preferably, but not mandatory, you should draw blood and/or a box-cutter somewhere in the picture.
IMPORTANT! DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP: Label it Nevada-tan fanart.
????
PROFIT
No.2588
whatmins why was it tdown
No.2590
>>2588Comcast shut off my internet.
No.2591
>>2590Why do you suck so much?
No.2592
whatmin marry me
No.2600
my razor came today and i just used it. it felt weird compared to the safety razors I was used to. can i use the blades more than once
No.2603
>>2600Yep, I normally use a blade for three to four shaves or whenever I end up with a couple nicks. Don't dry the blade by rubbing it, it will dull it.
No.2628
>>2627he also gave me a little pamphlet, it'd be rude not to read it right?
No.2630
>>2627Jehovah's witness?
I wish some other denomination of Christian would do this, but it's mostly just Jehovah's witnesses and mormons, the two worst types of Christian IMO.
No.2637
>>2628read it or you're going to hell
No.2662
>>2660do the tree in winter one!
No.2681
>>2677Look at is as a test of your strength and endurance, that will contribute to your muscle growth.
No.2682
Once I walked 24~25 miles in intermittent rain and my ashi hurt for days afterwards.
No.2688
>>2687i wish i had a misato gf
No.2693
>>2690imagine how tight her p**sy muscles are
No.2700
>>2699That's nice you get to live around stuff like that.
I have no natural beauty around me and I'm trapped. I've wanted to be able to be alone in nature really bad for so long now.
No.2702
>>2699>>2701Nice. I'm jealous. I wish I could kill myself in a place like this
No.2719
>>2716i always thought san francisco was in the south next to La, huh
No.2720
>>2716are you stalking him?
No.2721
>>2720many /what/frindos are victims of stalkers.
No.2722
>>2721this is a serious problem
No.2723
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then, the whining school-boy with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then, a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden, and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then, the justice,
In fair round belly, with a good capon lined,
With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws, and modern instances,
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
No.2725
>>2724i will come and buy you ice cream
No.2729
>>2722it's very common for homos to be stalkers.
No.2731
i'm not stalking, it's right there in the exif!
No.2738
>>2731no one looks at exif unless they're stalking.
No.2739
i didn't knew california had places like this, i want to /what/friendo to drive me through pine forests and lakes and listen to sad songs together
No.2741
>>2740after spring comes summer and that's even worse for me
No.2744
>>2743what does that have to do with hanamaru
No.2745
>>2743how do I find out my blood type?
No.2746
>>2745your parents probably know it
No.2747
>>2746I asked my mom and she said my blood type is fag+
No.2748
>>2744she hates milk and noodles
No.2750
>>2745You can get it tested but it's usually not free. My mom's is AB so I can't have 0 but I don't know my father's and even if I did I could only estimate what my blood type is unless he had AB as well.
Maybe you could find out your blood type by donating some blood?
No.2752
>>2747lmao owned by your own mom lamo
No.2753
>>2748is she lactose intolerant? milk is delicious
No.2756
>>2753>is she lactose intolerant? probably, most japs are
No.2760
>>2759lf I commit a crime will you marry me?
No.2763
>>2738Yes they do!! I look at it to see exposure times, aperture settings and other photography things, but it's only after you look that you find it's from a smartphone and has GPS data…
>>2745Maybe you could try donating blood and they'll check for you then.
No.2767
Bought some katsuobushi today… I am such a weeb………..
No.2768
>>2767At least you don't import plushies from Japan on the regular.
Like I do…
No.2771
>>2763yes, but YOU looked at it to stalk him
No.2774
>>2769I want more, just with different songs…
No.2775
>>2772
what's wrong with the Backstreet Boys?
No.2776
>>2774But Backstreet Boys is good music.
No.2779
>>2773I'd only watch this if that's a boy in the costume… does this mean i'm gay?
No.2780
can you guys help me figure out the song I have stuck in my head? It goes like "ohh oh oh ohh oh ohhh something something" and it sounds kinda ska/reggae/punk ish I think. maybe it's by sublime or something anyone know what I'm talking about?
No.2782
>>2779Yes and you also have a clothes fetist