No.12739
>>12738Ak'shually… the picture was always Alpha from YKK, Bulma is accepted and hot but isn't canon.
Is there a picture you would like to use for the OP?
No.12741
>>12739It was Bulma from Dragon Ball, dumb ass.
Retard.
No.12746
what the fuck is this image?
i almost thought it was just another dani shitter thread and almost missed it.
Where is alpha? I can't take it easy like this at all.
/what/min please replace this OP or spoiler this and put special spoiler image for this thread of alphabulma like proper blog thread.
No.12747
>>12746I like the OP picture, it's very cute and ii ne!
No.12748
>>12742>>12746IT'S BULMA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.12755
>>12754What a fucking stud!
No.12758
>>12757Keep it up, one day you'll be the next Skrillex.
No.12760
test
No.12763
Took me well over 2 days of compiling and editing files, but I finally cleaned my Gentoo system.
Removed more than 350 packages, minimized and fixed most of my use flags, and rebuilt all 900 packages on my system with the most recent version of GCC available. I still think Gentoo is the best desktop distro, but only if you actually understand how to use portage (it's package management system), unlike me, which is what led to this mess of a system I had to clean up.
No.12781
I can't stop thinking about my boyfriend's cock.
No.12783
do you wear underwear underneath your pjamas
No.12795
>"Being NEET is not a status symbol!"
I remember that not being a NEET lowered your e-peen on /jp/. You would get called a normalfag and told to go back to /v/.
No.12806
>>12783I used to not, but now I do. Maybe I should try going back to not.
No.12837
>>12766I love the choice in synths used in that.
>>12758Thanks m8
No.12852
Ended up sampling Pokemon.
No.12856
>>12852is this a metaphor for oral sex
No.12857
sampling a /what/friendo for quality assurance~
No.12861
>>12860Requesting that picture of a Mosin-nagant with an onahole on the barrel and some caption like
"It may look like a cute girl, but it's actually a cleverly disguised Mosin-nagant"
Implied Upotte reference.
No.12865
>>12858exposed anus goddess
No.12881
me yesterday:
>don't hug me you're sick
me mum:
>it's fine I'm not contagious
me 2day:
>fug I'm sig
me mum:
>fug :DDDDDD
FUG U MUM DDDDD:<
No.12884
>>12883>One of my co-workers gave me a big hug and a kiss in the cheek this christmas,ii ne~
No.12885
>>12883>kiss *in* the cheekLEWD
No.12892
>>12889Bib boobies are comical and a sign of old age/obesity.
No.12895
>>12890Can you at least tell us why?
>>12891The best girl, I still don't like her transformation.
No.12905
File: 1486080176460.jpg (Spoiler Image, 134.36 KB, 1280x720, [naisho] Mahoutsukai Precu….jpg)
keeeki
No.12908
>>12899She was such a cute girl why did the jews had to kill her
No.12909
>>12907Was chosen years ago, in the very beginning it actually was /jp/.
/what/ is usually referred to as /what/ on other boards, otherwise I guess they would have to say "what-ch" or something.
None of the /jp/ spinoffs at this point (including ota) are anything like what /jp/ was really like.
No.12910
>>12909I-I'm being ironic! But thanks for the
TRUE AND HONEST answer.
No.12912
>>12909actually all the /jp/ gods hang out at a secret spinoff and it's exactly like the good old days.
No.12913
>>12909i'd never want to post on what /jp/ was like its a lot nicer with everyone relaxing and taking it easy.
people used to try too hard instead of just having fun
No.12925
>>12913How did you find /what/ if you never posted on /jp/?
No.12929
i've sneezed a lot today, please stop talking about me
No.12930
>>12927How did you get this to happen?
No.12932
>>12930I tried posting
>>12926 and it happened
No.12953
>>12952You're lucky they didn't beat you to death.
No.12954
>>12952What the hell is wrong with you?
No.12956
>>12952Be careful dude, those poorfags will fuck your boipucci…
No.12958
>>12953Highly unlikely since they were both in their 50's and one was missing a leg.
>>12954Unless it's someone I like/love I hold very little patience for others bullshit.
>>12956I try to be…poor people can be so annoying.
No.12959
>>12958I doubt an effeminate queer like you could take on an 80 year old with no legs.
No.12961
Wow, yelling at an old homeless person with a missing leg, we've got a tough guy in here.
No.12962
>>12961whatmin should ban this guy
we don't need jerks like him around
No.12965
>>12962I'm one feisty homo, try me…
*battle cries gayly*
>>12963I hope your financial situation gets better and hopefully you don't need to bug others for money.
No.12967
>>12925i meant that i would never go back to posting there when the spinoffs are thriving like now
No.12968
i rolled down my window and shouted at this idiot moving truck idiot who was parked with hazards in the middle of the street yesterday it made me feel a lot better.
No.12992
It's been 10 years since I was graduated from high school so my former classmates are more likely to make a reunion or something, I typed their names on google and found that most of the boys are now bald and the girls are now fat and ugly as fuck, some of them married their high school sweetheart and others are still single, there are a particular case of the hottest girl in the classroom, she used to get fucked by teachers and jocks, she's now married to a rich guy, she's still fine even though she's nothing but a tool.
The guy who used to bully me is a fucking noodle, my crush has 3 kids with a guy 30 years older than her, Chad is now fat and bald, the nerds are either doctors or engineers, the fat kids are now beefcakes, the upity sluts are single moms, the queer guys went full gay and the retards never finished college. I can't believe everyone's lives changed so much in just 10 years.
No.12993
>>12992what about the wacko that was voted most likely to go on a shooting rampage
oh wait that was you LOL
No.12998
>>12995>mechatronic engineeringHe is going to build a gundam and use it to take his revenge on humanity.
No.13011
I didn't like it as much as I thought I would. I liked the post-rock soundtrack and I liked looking at all the drone shots and Mitsuko and the pretty cinematography, but it was really flimsy thematically and I wished it was more cohesive.
No.13018
>>13010is mitsuko the one on the left her boobies look real nice
No.13022
moeskito
No.13025
>>13024Nintendo should make more anime like this.
No.13027
>>13022Nice one.
>>13025It sucked big time, yet another generic show like Kirby, Sonic X and Bomberman Jeters.
No.13029
HOW BOUT THAT BALLGAME?
FOOTBAWLLLLLL
No.13033
They went for the extra 2 points in a superb owl and actually got it wow
No.13034
>Patriots losing 28 to 3 in 3rd quarter
>Make comeback to 28 (scored two two-point conversions)
>First overtime in superb owl history
How has there never been a superb owl to go to overtime before?
No.13035
Someone please post some cute superb owls already.
No.13054
>>13044Wow I just finished kokoro toshokan two days ago it's pretty good also nico stole her catch phrase from kokoro which is pretty messed up
No.13059
>>13044>>13054It's pretty good, the first cute girls doing cute things show ever.
No.13085
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00600OLDQ/I found some really cheap sencha to import from Japan.
Only $11.50 for 333g - free shipping. (Takes a month to get here though)
333g and shipping from the normal sencha I've bought would cost over $70.
Comments from guys who drank expensive sencha said it's a bit worse, but it's still legit low-quality Japanese sencha (which is still infinitely better than "green tea" you would buy in an American supermarket).
Sounds completely reasonable for the price. It's not JAS certified organic though, probably full of pesticides and radiation. That would explain why it's so cheap.
No.13088
>>13085>full of radiationlol that's not how radiation works you dummy.
if you're really that concerned, the page even says it's from Shizuoka prefecture in the product name, which is nowhere near Fukushima. for someone who spends all day on google maps, i would've thought you'd have a better understanding of the overall geography of japan.
No.13090
>>13088> nowhere near FukushimaPeople were talking about radiation effecting California after that Tsunami.
No.13095
>>13090yeah and you'd have to be a total idiot tobleave that.
No.13096
>>13089Whoa that finger censor thing works IRL??
I thought that was an anime meme…
No.13097
>>13096she covered her birl c*mmer AND her birl br**sts with one finger, kyaaa~!
No.13102
stop calling them birls and start calling them mentally unstable freaks
No.13108
sono koto nai nai
*waves hand*
No.13111
>>13095Am I retard if I believe that perhaps the radiation effected an area that is geographically very close?
No.13112
>>13097>>13099/t-p/ is leaking again.
No.13117
>>13114I was talking about Shizuoka not California.
No.13118
>>13112There's something else that's leaking right now…..
No.13119
>>13117ok well as you can see from
>>13115 god sent all the radiation to california so don't worry
No.13130
I think it's very okashii that okashi sounds like okashii!! ｗｗｗｗｗ
No.13132
I found this ii ne video from remi-anon. Make sure you give the video a thumbs up so remi-anon knows that you like it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fls0W6MDoY No.13143
>>13132ok i liked and subscribed thanks thanks
No.13150
ii zo
No.13151
>>13148Maki and Nico post on /what/?
No.13164
File: 1486576967000.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.14 MB, 3264x1840, WP_20170208_11_52_37_Pro.jpg)
Umida…
No.13209
>>13207That's ALPHA and her CAFE you dunce. GRRRR
No.13211
>>13210this is forbidden love
No.13216
[pink]< applying for IT jobs [/pink]
[pink]< advert has name and number, give it a call [/pink]
[pink]< hello, i'm calling regarding this vacancy [/pink]
[pink]< oh don't bother, i've already received about 200 applications for that position [/pink]
sigh.
No.13217
>>13216Whom are you pinking?
No.13219
where did NEET post go!???
>>13218
No.13221
>>13217somebody on nen probably it has built in pinkposting
No.13231
>>13228You getting married to your anime wife?
No.13233
truly gaudy and tasteless.
No.13234
>>13233Someone's jealous no one bought them a ring.
No.13237
>>13235/t-p/ is that way →
No.13239
Friendly reminder that marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman.
No.13241
>>13239Or a /what/bee and a /what/flower!
No.13257
No really, a plain silver ring would be more elegant. I hope my special /what/friendo gives me a ring with a really simple design like that floral one!
No.13265
>>13257I don't like rings with big stones on them either, they look too old fashioned…
An engagement ring should be elegant but modest, you want to let people know that you've found your special /what/fren but you're not trying to show off!
No.13272
>>13271Don't watch this webm! It's sad and gay……..
No.13276
>>13274um, yeah, that's why i said it with all the dots at the end………..????
No.13301
how do i make my own music?
No.13321
what's your favorite recent anime OP /what/min?
please make a webm of it and put it on /up/!!!
No.13345
>>13321Recent as in currently airing?
No.13350
>>13300That's pretty good and the snare only needs a little more reverb.
No.13352
>>13345I just mean something that you haven't already /up/'d before. Post new webm!
No.13361
✄ ╰ひ╯
No.13376
>>13373That show is overrated as HELL, it was a hit or miss back when it was aired, some people hated it because the episodes were too short but praised the silly comedy but for me it was meh.
No.13393
>>13376wow okay you need to STOP
No.13399
did gropy become a real girl? Her picture on steam is a girl……….
No.13409
>>13408Slutty vocaloids….
No.13413
>>13411i had an experience like that in dota a few weeks ago but i kept very calm until the final 5 minutes when we were winning the game and i let out all my pent up boyanger
No.13414
>>13411Why are you such a bitter virgboy? Do you realize 99% of women are like that? You could just ignore her and have fun on your own…
This is why this world is falling apart, we love to get offended by stupid and pointless things.
No.13415
>>13414My hatred of women has reached extreme levels.
You wouldn't understand this level of hatred. Women made me this way.
No.13416
4pq getting triggered because a girl was just trying to play the game. LMFAO what a fucking loser.
No.13429
kock out gimmi gimmi
No.13430
>>13419its bittervirgitis. nobody knows much about it since not all virgs get it, but it is very crippling he needs your sympathy more than anything else
No.13438
>>13436you can catch it at any age, and its worse the later in life you catch it, like chicken pox. make sure to get your yearly vaccine to make sure you dont catch it
No.13472
I just ate an aisu!! i think it was a vanilla one but it might've been a banana one, I couldn't tell. Anyway, it was really umai and oishii..
No.13474
>>13472I catched another cold so I can't eat aisu right now but it's too cold here for aisu anyway…
No.13482
>>13476anime girls love playing bideo games
No.13502
big scissors, small cummer:
✂ ╰⋃╯
small scissors, big cummer:
✄ ╰ひ╯
No.13509
i wuv my /what/fwens~!
No.13525
>>13524Their value goes down for every new sexual partner.
Men's value goes up every time they have sex with a new girl.
Combine this with the fact that women have significantly lower sex drives than men.
They won't have sex with you in a costume because it would lower their value, and because most girls probably have 1/100th of the sex drive you do.
No.13526
>>13525go back to playing cs go, your manosphere takes are not very hot
No.13527
>>13523The guy is a total weeaboo.
>>13525Lol this nerd is a virgin.
Yesterday I went to the pool with my gf and she forgot to shave her legs, I felt really bad for forcing her to swim with me but that's how you treat bitches.
No.13528
>>13527you shouldnt do that to tsubasa that not very nice honoka…
No.13534
>>13528i'm sorry but tsubasa has absolutely no hair on her legs on body at all except for the
* No.13535
>>13534i trust honoka more than some stalker creep(you)
No.13536
>>13535that's not the real honoka dummyass
No.13548
>>13536the only way you could know that is if you were honoka
No.13551
i have not visited /what/ for many months but I am back now
No.13552
>>13551elsy is back!! okaeri!!!!!
No.13556
>>13551You can fuck me daddy.
No.13560
>>13558bad picture it's too small
No.13571
elsy….
No.13586
>>13582I want to pick her up and hug her :3
No.13590
>>13589What Gundam should I watch I'm new
No.13591
>>13590the only ones ive watched are the originals, zeta, and unicorn
No.13601
>>13589wonder what life is like there if there is any
No.13606
>>13590Any Gundam but SEED, AGE or Gundam Reconguista in G.
Gundam Wing, G Gundam and Build Fighters are a good way to start. If you're interested in the series watch Zeta Gundam and Gundam ZZ.
No.13612
>>13611kyouko is such a dirty slutty hussy
No.13618
Girls with long hair and bows are so friggin cute!
No.13647
>>13645I don't like this meme.
No.13648
>>13645Is it nice? Yes.
Is it epic? Yes.
Do I like it? Yes.
No.13652
>>13651I would say normals need to die and/or leave, but I know you're just talking about fag sex.
No.13706
This strawberry protein shake is so tasty.
No.13707
>>13706It is artificial flavors made in a lab to replicate strawberry taste in your brain.
No.13708
>>13707[cute]>chemicals[/cute]
No.13709
>Girl tries to trick me into thinking she's not the normal slut type
>Is actually named Stacy, the irony
>Dad left her so daddy issues galore
>See right through it
>Fuck that ass anyway since she's smoking hot for now
>Find out later that she does cocaine
>Don't care cause I'm not marrying her
>Get a bit buzzed one night and head over to her house
>She's not there, went out to a party without telling me
>Mom invites me in for dinner because she's a nice person
>She's also super hot, like 25 hot even though she's 36
>We share a bottle of wine, and long story short, one thing leads to another and I end up staying the night
>My gf comes home the next day and sees my shit at her door
>Finds me in bed with her mom
>Tfw it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacys mom
No.13728
whatmin please kill me ill do anything
No.13729
>>13728Will you suck my cock, dude?
No.13732
>>13726>A No Social Life King, Jkid entered the *chan scene mid-2008lamo what a newfag
No.13734
>>13726Time to own that tard again, who's with me?
No.13735
>>13734Were you in the W-bro raid squad too?
No.13753
>>13726Hard to believe I've been following him since early 2009.
Last place I saw him post was at idlechan sometime last year…
Through all these years I've changed but yet I haven't.
No.13759
>>13756My life did change quite a lot and mostly in good ways. I managed to get engaged, find my own apartment and fix it up to look nice.
I also disowned my family.
I still don't have a proper job or my own friends outside the internet. Besides my fiance's females friends I know very little people..
No.13764
>>13761What did I do this time..?
>>13762I didn't mean it like
that I just don't have any real life friends.
No.13767
>>13764You're not
feeling the
feel.
No.13768
>>13767The
feels do nothing but harm the ego and bruise your self-esteem.
Accepting your situation and fixing it while figuring out your needs instead of running after any selfish desires is what leads to being happy.
All the while knowing who you are in personality and capabilities.
Only after you get what you need that you can then go after desires.
Self-loathing and fear are the mind killer.
No.13771
>>13770You got two options I guess…
1. Go out into the real world and try to scope-out a girl with a similar personality and date her.
2. Invest in a body pillow or cardboard cutout with her image on it and "date" that.
No.13774
>>13771wow you sound like an advice guru how do I get gothic lolita gf
No.13775
>>13774Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Be wealthy
Step 3: Be charismatic
Step 4: Be Funny
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit
No.13776
>>13775fuuuuck could you go into more detail I mean I know from research that I have an expensive taste
No.13778
>>13775I don't think that's the way to get a goth lolita gf, you have to be emo and post
RAWR xD on her myspace profile.
No.13779
>>13778Please tell me more this is interesting information
No.13783
>>13779When I was like 16 I met one of those scene girls at high school, I wasn't into emo stuff so I didn't stand a chance against emo kids. I guess the same applies to goth lolita girls.
No.13798
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/1822344/I found teenbro/varappi on /biz/ talking about trading stocks.
He bought Kratos because it's a popular stock with channers and general retards, just like AMD, which is why I own both.
However he bought it today near it's highs right before earnings, and got burned. He's just gambling with earnings and thinks he will get rich like that. I feel bad for him, apparently he got into Penn State Business School though, I live pretty close, gonna go there and try to find/rape him.
No.13800
>>13798He could use a good dicking.
No.13810
>>13807Don't use my images to defend teenbros.
Teenbros haven't been cool since I turned 20.
No.13812
/what/!
No.13815
virtual youtuber is super popular already.
sigh
you'll never think of the next big thing so you can get super rich from cashed-up weebs…
No.13818
>>13783gothic lolitas are into that rawr XD shit?
No.13839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sKXWUzS834Normally I'm only a fan of Bleach AMVs, but I like this one too.
No.13861
>>13860win her affection back
No.13866
A lot of new threads today.
No.13867
>>13860I wish I got a cat instead of a dog.
The dog poops and pees all over the floor constantly because she has kidney problems now, and we never take it for walks so it's like a house dog. She has severe separation anxiety and will bark for hours if she's left alone in the house.
She's a cute and nice old bitch it's just that a cat would have been much better under these circumstances.
No.13871
>>13870You should have been ready for that the first day you got him.
No.13872
>>13871I know… He's somewhat blind but always cheerful…
No.13873
[pink]>blame the dog for being a dog because you don't take it for walks[/pink]
…
No.13874
where do you think rabi~en~rose is now?
No.13876
>>13870Putting my dog down was one of the worst experiences of my life. I hate myself for trying to be strong and being so calloused/cocky on his last day. Now I'm thinking about it and I feel terrible
No.13877
>>13873She goes to the bathroom in the backyard, she never used to pee/poop on the floor usually. It's just that her kidneys have been failing so water flows right through her and she can't hold her pee. She's constantly thirsty, even if we give her water all the time.
It very sad, nothing we can do, we feed her a kidney health formula dog food but I doubt it does much.
>>13876It makes it worse when you put them down in a cold doctor's office, not doing that again. Very sad.
No.13878
>>13867my cat is old and has also kidney problems and she's just like that, she stopped using her litter-box and now pees and poops everywhere and never leaves the house. The "plus-side" is that she doesn't barks and can take being alone well, but on the other side, dogs don't vomit as much as cats. Any animal when sick and old is going to give you problems, you can't escape this whether you own a dog, cat, parrot, etc. All you can do is endure it and love them even when it's difficult
No.13882
>>13870>I'm worried he will die eventually…Don't worry, he probably won't.
No.13893
Wow Gordon Ramsay is answering questions from anime weebs on twitter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ5PCbtiCpk No.13896
What does it mean when a girl says you used to be handsome back in college? Did I change or maybe she's not into me anymore?
No.13909
>>13896It means that in college you were attractive but now you're not.
No.13910
>>13896she probably still likes you but just couldnt say it without using a roundabout autistic method
No.13914
>>13909I gained a few pounds and haven't shaved in 6 weeks so I look like a hobo.
>>13910I hope so, I really like her.
No.13917
I like my friends from high school! But they probably think I'm ugly now too, and we're not really anymore i guess because we haven't see each other for like years and years, but one time we held hands and it was ncie!!!!!
No.13921
>>13917>But they probably think I'm ugly now tooDon't think like that, some high school friendship last forever.
No.13930
>>13927>you accidentally elbow your parent*partner
I should not be typing before I have my morning tea..
>>13928I've done that once…or twice.
No.13933
What the flying fuck does commencementing mean?
No.13941
>>13937I think he's still in the anal stages, lmao only kids are still at the anal stage.