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the afterlife is just you, blearily awakening, to stand before a shadow of God. He will ask you you to hit him, with the full force of the injustices you've faced throughout your mortal life, If the strength of your punch tears through God's shadow, he will admit you to the afterlife, which consists entirely of 2D anime girls with hard penises fucking for eternity; otherwise, he will condemn you to oblivion…