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No. 19299

This is the official (100% kosher) /what/ blog thread.

If you have anything you want to say but don't want to make a thread for it…

No.19300

File: 1450333490025.gif (74.8 KB, 737x700, lain23.gif)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19302

thanks whatmin, love you

No.19303

>>19302
i love /what/min

No.19304

File: 1450337285497.jpg (25.98 KB, 500x581, 1431179539855.jpg)

woof woof
bark bark

hello friends

No.19305

>>19304
hello dog

No.19307

>Women are shit, don't breed with them
Jews won

>Breed with women, they just cuck you

Jews won

>Women breed with shitskins

Jews won

It's called a checkmate

No.19334

I saw a piece of black fabric hanging off the back of my sleeve on my t-shirt. I saw it in the corner of my eye and it looked a lot like a large black spider, and I started actually screaming trying to get it off.

No.19335


No.19341

>>19339
I wish I had friends like you

No.19342

irashaimasen goshujin-sama

No.19355

>>19354
I don't, I don't browse the board logged in as admin.

No.19356

>>19355
Then how come you stalk myy posts and give me viruses all the time

No.19360

guess who just ate 4 tiny pizzas

(it was i)

No.19361

I just ate four tiny roast beef sandwiches.

No.19362

File: 1450433082216.webm (39.31 MB, output (1).webm)

.

No.19363

>>19362
Nice wall hacks

No.19364

>>19363
they're not, thats the point.

No.19366

>saging a thread at the top of the page

ISHYGDDT

No.19370

>>19367
It was just a joke, I know it's not wall hacks. You're correct on the x-ray vision part.

>Also, isn't the revolver meant to be super OP or something?


It was for the 2 days after they released it, but then it got nerfed. Now it's pretty bad.

In the same update, they nerfed the main rifles and pistols in a really bad way, pretty much broke the game, and reverted the changes within a week or so.

No.19371

>>19369
I thought that was only for mousepads.

No.19374

>>19366
の_の

No.19375

File: 1450454331741.jpg (42.21 KB, 420x595, noodels.jpg)

Forgot to buy bread… now I can't eat the fancy pate I bought

No.19378

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>>19375
is that your christmas dinner?

No.19379

>>19378
It's not Christmas yet!

No.19381

>>19379
it's already christmas!

No.19382

File: 1450456633366.jpg (41.37 KB, 356x556, noodles2123.jpg)

>>19381
Where's my present then?

No.19383

File: 1450459177977.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.32 MB, 1500x1795, 1436991684118.jpg)

>>19382
christmas isn't about presents

No.19421

File: 1450503576361.jpg (36.95 KB, 599x337, image.jpg)

I was in the manga section at Barnes and Noble today and an autistic kid started talking to me about samurai manga and I was too socially awkward to tell him I didn't care about samurai manga but only moe kawaii manga girls so I just kind of nodded and listened to him for about 5 minutes. He just kind of repeated facts he read on Wikipedia the whole time.

No.19431

It wasn't very cute. I didn't want to be rude but at the same time I didn't want to talk I him about which samurai actor first cut through a sword with another sword.

So I just kind of awkwardly stood there while thinking of an excuse to get out of there.

No.19432

>>19431
To >>19422

No.19433

>>19432
Thanks for clearing that out, I thought you might be replying to >>19300 and I was like "whoa!"

No.19435

>>19430
Hello Watashi and I am dead.

No.19437

File: 1450532366149.png (442.2 KB, 1024x1256, CWNEwOZUAAAxTPU.png large.png)

i can't whistle

No.19440

>>19437
I can't whistle or click with my fingers.

No.19441

I can whistle with my fingers.

No.19444

I can whistle with my anus

No.19446

>>19437

practice on this *whips it*

No.19451


No.19459

>>19421
did u at least offer to suck his dick?

No.19479

>>19478
I am piyoing to your post right now!

No.19480

There's a lump at the dome of my head and I feel kinda dizzy nad my visions kinda of blurry somebody please diagnose me.

No.19489

File: 1450657941192.jpg (53.15 KB, 355x678, australia.jpg)

>Australia

No.19492

File: 1450683759213.png (1.36 MB, 1172x810, 1.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19493

File: 1450683824726.png (1.44 MB, 1920x823, 2.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19495

File: 1450685026790.png (276.3 KB, 266x263, 1330178821626.png)

>>19494

No.19497

File: 1450690460822.jpg (2.71 MB, 3295x4182, David and Goliath.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19500

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>>19499
gooey…..

No.19503

>>19501
Torrent link?

No.19504

File: 1450722580780.jpg (143.56 KB, 600x826, 1435028802264.jpg)

>>19501
Just don't masturbate for a while and you can masturbate to pure vanilla stuff again and don't have to worry about that.

No.19505

>>19499
Don't worry akari just remember that episode where everyone cried when they thought you were gone forever and were really happy you showed up again or maybe that was a different character I can't remember

No.19506

>>19505
Cute post dude

No.19508

>>19480
I did a tomography some days ago and I'm scared of the results. Can alcoholism induce brain damage?

No.19512

File: 1450735982338.jpg (164.7 KB, 1272x711, shot0380.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19513

>>19512
My youth is long gone

No.19515

>>19480
>>19508
I'm pretty sure you can't feel a brain tumor outside your head. It might just be a cyst, and your dizziness/vision is from something else entirely.

Yes alcohol causes brain damage.

No.19516

>>19515
I guess I'm really done for then.

No.19520

>>19515
Turns out I live to funpost for another day

But when I'm feeling it it's little warmer than the rest of my head

No.19521

>>19519
i dont hate anyone, i just wanted to play and so i posted there and in the ota thread. theres no guilty gear thread here though but ill play with everyone here too

No.19525

>>19519

elsy is a fag

No.19535

>>19531

shut up homo!

No.19538

>>19519
my opinion on elsy has DRASTICALLY lowered now that i know he browses nenpoop…..

No.19540

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>>19537
>pls don't bully the /what/friends…

No.19542

>>19539
/k-n/ is run by an unironic far-left tumblr browser that hates lolis and has a little black d*ck…….

No.19550

plese please let me in the other secret clubs

No.19551

>>19550
Well there is the supper secret Kakashi Nenpo board that is not listed on the website but you are not allowed to know how to get to it.

No.19552

>>19519
/what/ch is really going to die 4 real

there's literally no more reason for me to browse this hellhole anymore. i quit.

may all you bakas ROT IN PISS. i hate hate hate hate you all. i wish i could forget entirely that i've ever willingly spent my time among you

No.19553


No.19554

>>19551
why is that

please let me in i will behave

No.19555

>>19554
http://kakashi-nenpo.com/jp/index.html

Knock yourself out.

>>19551
Yeah, being advertised all over /ota/ is real secretive alright.

No.19558

File: 1450803576944.jpg (65.73 KB, 485x601, 1304472545999.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19559

>>19558
nice black chick dude

No.19560

>>19555
Um that's not the secret board

No.19562

>>19560
Sssh! If you tell about the secret board it won't be a secret anymore!

No.19573

>>19572
Oh? How do you feel seeing that image now?

No.19575

>>19572
You ever see Beetlejuice?

No.19576

>>19558
Damn cauldron is blocking sweet upskirt…

No.19580

>>19577
Earlier today I was putting a dildo in my butt and it felt really good.

No.19582

>>19580
Idiot.

No.19584

>>19581
Sorry I'm too shy to do something like that with another person…

No.19585

>>19584
You need to come off your shell, you know? Here, let me help you!

No.19588

File: 1450861041076.jpg (99.61 KB, 1280x720, [Doremi].Go!.Princess.Prec….jpg)

whatt a niec mroning..

No.19589

>>19588
Excuse me?

No.19590

>>19589
you're excused

No.19595

File: 1450865458096.jpg (336.4 KB, 960x720, IMG_0895.JPG)

I took this picture of a duck.

No.19598

>>19597
Well it's not. All of them are silver and I would not get anything in pink anyway, that's a girls colour.

No.19605

File: 1450869233481.jpg (4.58 MB, 3027x2142, Aya 06.jpg)

>>19600
I like physics but I am also and amateur Zoologist, that is why I took the photo of a duck but I am mainly studying Anime girls and I was investigating the psychology behind a gay person before as well.

No.19607

>>19605
Now in English, please.

No.19608

>>19586
Why did you del the friendo psa

No.19610

/what/min has a fat ass

No.19613

>>19611
>not gay
i can pretend

No.19615

File: 1450892239665.png (209.33 KB, 427x429, sadseiseki.png)

I wish I could be financially stable, have a good wife, and have beautiful white children who would grow up with both parents.

No.19616

>>19615
lmao get fucked

No.19621

File: 1450902669956.jpg (269.28 KB, 1200x1703, go lower.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19628

>>19609
Why do you hate me so much, what have I ever done against to warrant such cold hate

No.19629

>>19621
I cummed to the thought of her hairy boosy under her panties

No.19633

File: 1450911081699.jpg (292.16 KB, 1200x1709, moogy tea.jpg)


No.19641

I went to the bookstore today and the girl working there started chatting me up after I asked for help with finding some stuff. It feels really weird having people talk to me so casually. I had forgot what is it like to have a conversation.

No.19644

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No.19646

>>19644
Sorry I'm not looking for any Descarters book

No.19649

>>19641
I hate it when they do that, I just want to be left alone.

No.19674

>>19669
Why?

No.19676

>>19675
That's nice of you, very much in the spirit of the holidays. Don't let any bullies take advantage of your kindness.

No.19682

File: 1450961576958.jpg (167.38 KB, 1280x720, [Doremi].Go!.Princess.Prec….jpg)

nice legs

No.19688

File: 1450965595544.jpg (83.58 KB, 1280x720, [Doremi].Go!.Princess.Prec….jpg)

>>19687

No.19696

File: 1450969724525.png (391.66 KB, 1038x478, precure.png)

>>19692

No.19719

>>19718
:(

No.19734

>>19718

I just wanted you to know that I screencapped your post and I WILL post it here if you don't apologize for deleting your post

No.19737

>>19734
What was it?

No.19742

File: 1450985735148.jpg (38.55 KB, 334x678, nnnnnnn.jpg)

I think Christmas would be way less awkward if I wasn't a total friggin loser

No.19743

File: 1450986341909.jpg (257.7 KB, 1024x1465, chega chega chega cá.jpg)

>>19742
Só és falhado se quiseres. Feliz natal, querida!~

No.19744

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>>19742
donut forget your friends will always love you

No.19753

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>>19752

No.19754

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>>19752
>>19753
And the picture that inspired it.

No.19758


No.19769


No.19771

>>19769
I already know this.

It's pretty embarrassing, but I've seen worse.

No.19772

It's 5AM Christmas morning and I haven't slept yet, but I got normie christmas shit to do today.

No.19789

>>19772
>normie

get a load of this subhuman scum

No.19790


No.19793

>>19790

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No.19800


No.19832

File: 1451136930683.gif (471.29 KB, 500x281, shit music.gif)


No.19834

>>19832
I love gay emo 4pq music!

No.19835

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No.19836

File: 1451138277103.jpg (217.24 KB, 1849x735, neet.jpg)

rest in peace

No.19837

File: 1451138556152.jpg (63.03 KB, 561x401, disappoint.jpg)

>>19836
>free webhost

Host it yourself on your own computer/internet-connection. What is it anyway?

No.19840

>>19838
Sorry I really didn't know what you were hosting, I've been on /neet/ before, I didn't think anything bad about it. I just really lost track of the /jp/ spinoffs beyond /ota/what/gnfos/, and never really visit them or know much about them. There's just so many now.

No.19841

I love 4Pq*

No.19842

>>19832
That was pretty shit.

No.19843

File: 1451157984810.jpg (3.79 MB, 4689x5000, 1451022639570.jpg)

>>19840
I think this is most of them.

No.19845

>>19843
What's Japan Prison and the one on the right?

No.19846

>>19845
Japan Prison is ssfos. No idea about the last one.

No.19847

>>19845
Japan Prison is a site run by a Chinese-Canadian with a gay Dad.

No.19848

>>19843
you could have just typed them out you know?

>>19846
you can find it in the image if you look carefully

No.19849

/what/min has been so mean lately. first he insulted that one guy for not being white and now he's ruthlessly dissing /neet/, which just died.

No.19850

>>19846
I don't know either but it looks the most retarded of all

No.19851

/what/ - mugi
The Society for the Study of Boy Pussy

No.19854


No.19855

>>19854
reported for advertising

No.19857

>>19856
5 fans.

No.19883

/what/min is my boyfriend. MY BOYFRIEND! !!!!!!

No.19887

>>19886
*dels u*

No.19888

>>19886
sorry

No.19893

>>19891
I wanna know this feeling!

No.19894

spent the evening with a cute girl and now I'll never see her again sigh….

No.19901

neetmin here. Just saying that if it ever goes down again you guys can reactivate it yourself by pressing renew and typing in "neet", it doesn't need a password. Thank you and sorry for forgetting about this…

No.19903

>>19902
Cute post
Please dont delete it

No.19905

>>19901
I didn't forget about it….

No.19907

>>19902
/whart/-ch will ded nxt yr 4 sho. no remi, no gropes, no LC, no goobly, no 4Pcute. All ded with rain like time in the tears.

No.19908

>>19894
did she made your kokoro go dokidoki

No.19909

I got a $500(for half price though) sound system but I just found out that I hate sub-woofers and have to disconnect it anyway so I could have saved myself a lot of money and got a much cheaper system.

No.19912

>>19911
No it's made by Phillips and I have a large room. The vibrations make me feel funny and make my ears a bit sore and I don't really like the sound they make anyway particularly when it makes that sound for things like people dropping stuff which would make a sharp sound in real life not a 'doof' sound.

No.19913

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I'm going to stop posting for a while. I just don't feel like being around other people anymore.

No.19914

>>19913
You're not "around" other people though, you're posting on an imageboard.

No.19916

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>>19913
What are you going to do then? Cry in bet all day? Loser.

>>19914
Dude, high five, you're so on point.

No.19917

>>19916
Thanks I try my best, momma always did say I was a special boy!

No.19919

>>19916
How do I cry in bets?

No.19920

>>19918
kyaaa

No.19934

File: 1451427216018.jpg (125.65 KB, 389x386, 143961339450.jpg)

>>19918
Please stop, you're making me depressed…

No.19948

>>19934

what a pussy

No.19949

>>19849
> now he's ruthlessly dissing /neet/, which just died.

*Giggle*……..

No.19951

File: 1451485329729.png (2.09 MB, 1440x1080, shot0003.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19952

File: 1451485362425.png (1.91 MB, 1440x1080, Bluray quality bitch face.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19953


No.19955

File: 1451491449225.jpg (97.66 KB, 1280x720, satenabuse4.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19958

>>19956
I'll playstation and chill with you!

No.19959

File: 1451502811142.webm (1.39 MB, crossdresser blowjob - Ma….webm)

I can't stop jerking off too and obsessing about Asian cross-dressing porn.
End my suffering…

No.19960

>>19959
i've been doing this too

No.19961


No.19964

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19965

File: 1451531961434.jpg (198.21 KB, 1274x716, shot426.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19966

File: 1451531996457.jpg (176.44 KB, 1274x719, shot427.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19967

>>19964
>>19965
>>19966
thank you little girls i will try my best

No.19968

>>19964
>>19965
>>19966
I hate you stupid little brats and you moe creep appealing personalities!

No.19970

File: 1451547362917.webm (593.78 KB, 21ft rule.webm)

I made a nice shitpost on /k/.

No.19973

I need little girls to cheer me up too

No.19976

Just got an apple cider for new years, it's the first time I have ever gone to the alcohol store to buy alcohol for myself.

No.19980

File: 1451560027338.png (221.38 KB, 397x480, duhh.png)

Apple cider (also called sweet cider or soft cider) is the name used in the United States and parts of Canada for an unfiltered, unsweetened, non-alcoholic beverage made from apples. Though typically referred to simply as "cider" in those areas[citation needed], it is not to be confused with the alcoholic beverage known as cider throughout most of the world, called hard cider (or just cider) in North America.

No.19981

>>19980
Ohh, Apple cider here is alcoholic.

No.19984

File: 1451580582572.jpg (61.83 KB, 800x450, peropero shinaide kudasai.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.19985

File: 1451582765583.gif (Spoiler Image, 965.79 KB, 250x183, 1390144383434.gif)

>>19983
>>19980

No.19986

>>19985
don't bully 4pqmin!

No.19987

>>19976
I got some apple cider as well, never had it before

No.19988

the dreaming flower bud will never give up

No.19989

since when did every show on tv become about sex/talked so openly about sex/showed so much sex?

No.19990

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>>19989
everyone except you is having sex

No.19991

File: 1451595923428.jpg (60.07 KB, 594x720, noodlesopen.jpg)

>>19990
please help me change that

No.19992


No.19993

>>19992
how can I be a slut if I've never had sex!

No.19994

>>19993
by wanting it

No.19995

File: 1451596589857.png (68.54 KB, 200x233, 1431311928340.png)


No.19996

It is healthy and normal for a person to want to have sex.

No.19997


No.20001

shaking boy legs 。◕‿◕。

breathless boys moaning (◡‿◡✿)

little boy body twitches (◕‿◕✿)

curled boy toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

boys whimpering (✿ ♥‿♥)

quivering boy lips and glossed over eyes ♥(ノ´∀`)

boys having squirmy little orgasms ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

No.20005

>>20001
No one posted this when I asked…

No.20006

>>20005
I found it now and posted it just for you!

No.20010

>>20006
Sigh….

No.20014

Being a blazing homo should be out of style this new year

No.20018

File: 1451613297746.webm (216.44 KB, First-Dildo.webm)

>>20017

No.20020

File: 1451619180386.jpg (149.76 KB, 850x1500, 3d6f335e9172b0d350985b2919….jpg)

There is something I am going to do, wish me luck please!

No.20021

File: 1451619908822.jpg (145.32 KB, 1920x1080, 138501272825.jpg)

>>20019
Well that's bizarre!

At least it turned white and not some other strange colour….

No.20023

>>20022
I can't tell you in case I fail which I probably will.

No.20024

>>20023
It's nothing illegal though.

No.20026

Happy New Years, /what/!

No.20027

File: 1451626783986.jpg (190.63 KB, 500x500, 1408503572412.jpg)

>>20026
I guess…..

No.20028

File: 1451626980791.jpg (818.88 KB, 1105x939, 1382212436949.jpg)

>>20026
Happy NEW YEAR

No.20029

File: 1451634650505.png (368.2 KB, 712x479, 1418498951331.png)

I'm still really depressed about the death of Wakachan.

This new year is not off to a good start.

No.20034

>>20032
alec

No.20038

File: 1451660722962.png (93.09 KB, 614x600, lain slowpoke.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.20039

File: 1451675014891.png (131.58 KB, 500x357, 1384059309074.png)

>>20038
lain….

No.20040

>>20034
what did he say

No.20042

>>20040

He said you're a homo.

No.20044

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>>19901



Neetmin is a FAG.

No.20045

File: 1451686576715.webm (2.89 MB, 1451686241136.webm)

>/what/

No.20048

>>20044
top tier post

No.20049

>>20045
this is how i was born

No.20054

>>20045
This is how I procreated:
>>20049

No.20055


No.20056

>>20034
what did he say

No.20057

>>20056
Wacchu gonna do, when they come for you?

No.20058

>>20056

That you are a FAG.

No.20059

>>20058
rude comment

del and apologize

No.20060

>>20055
I have no Son.

No.20061

File: 1451696074016.png (242.58 KB, 427x704, 1406578026757.png)

>>20059

>rude comment


>del and apologize

No.20064

File: 1451700259453.png (242.25 KB, 427x704, 1451696074016 copy.png)

>>20061

>rude comment


>del and apologize

No.20065

>>20064
>copy

No.20066

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No.20067

>>20066
Ha Ha ROFL'd (Rolled On Floor Laughing) at this post! Good job friend. ; - )

No.20083

>>20082

I'm starting to think that whatmin is an autistic retard. There are already dozens of these threads, all the same and pointless….

No.20084

>>20082
>>20083
ummm….

No.20085

File: 1451714786320.webm (7.76 MB, 1451698386983.webm)

life is pointless

No.20087

>>20083
/what/ is the blog thread with other-thread posting feature.

No.20088

>>20083
i love /what/min!!!

No.20089

>>20088
/what/min is a FAG.

No.20092

/what/min is more useless than dead otamin

No.20095

>>20094
i wanna die

No.20097

File: 1451760591698.jpg (155.71 KB, 1707x269, 3.jpg)

fuck off. stop deleting your posts. stop deleting your posts. STOP DELETING YOUR POSTS

No.20098

i get a boner when i post on /what/

No.20099

I was raped by Bill Cosby.

No.20101

>>20099
me too

No.20103

>>20095
i wanna kill

No.20104

>>20103
You two should meet up.

No.20105

i wanna rock

No.20106

File: 1451787268294.webm (13.53 MB, saturday yuri.webm)

>>20105

I can help with that…

No.20107

I'm hungry and sad, I slept until 5 again… I wish I wasn't so sad so I would be more willing to eat, and I wish I would eat so I wouldn't get progressively more sad…
お姉さま is on vacation and I miss her hugs. When I think about her hugs, and how they make me feel warm inside, my chest feels heavy, and its like a little hole is opening inside of me that gets bigger the more lonely I become… at least I still have the liver she gave me…
(it's a necklace not a real liver btw I didn't have to have a liver transplant I don't think my liver is that bad even though I almost passed out the one time I drank a little bit of wine…)

No.20108

>>20107
i love you so much, please don't disappear. please.

No.20110

>>20108
I won't disappear…I don't want to be forgotten…

No.20111

>>20110
i'm glad…i will never forget you

No.20112


No.20113

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>>20112
be nice to him…

No.20114

>>20113

shut up homo!

No.20121

>>20114
needlessly rude comment

apologize and del

No.20122

File: 1451841117523.jpg (41.94 KB, 299x546, noodeat.jpg)

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them to make the lemonades

No.20123

>>20122
That's the spirit!

No.20124

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>>20122
*squeezes ur lemons*

No.20125

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End my existence, kudasai.

No.20126

>>20122
but what do you do when life rapes you in the ass?

No.20127

File: 1451867345813.mp4 (32.86 MB, out.mp4)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.20129

I burnt some popcorn in the microwave and it let off a lot of smoke that stunk up most of the house.

One of the worst things I've ever smelled.

No.20143

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>>20129
bake some vanilla for a little bit and it will smell good again!

No.20144

>>20143
can i do this with my "v*gina"?…

No.20146

>>20144
i don't think you should bake things on your v*gina!

No.20149

>>20148
[blue]i already told you before[/blue] [gold]that /nen/ text formatting[/gold] [blue]doesn't work here![/blue]

No.20150

I watched all of Rick and Morty
very nice show

No.20152

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>>20121
>needlessly rude comment

>apologize and del

No.20156

How do I get my senpai to notice me? Not in a bad meme way, but in a serious one.

No.20185

File: 1451952046266.png (247.99 KB, 1024x1024, BxGFEQECYAAhaWG.png large.png)

big cum!!

No.20186

>>20158
Crab topics?

No.20187

>>20158
It took me several minutes to realize that says club not crab…

No.20188

snibbity snab!

No.20189

>>20187
I still don't understand what a club topic is.

No.20190

>>20189
topics you discuss when you are at da club with your bros

No.20191

>>20190
Can you give me a list

No.20193

>>20192
shit, just like after nagi

No.20194

>>20192
That's a mans hand.

No.20195

>>20158
I guess I do this every now and then already, but I still feel like my senpai doesn't really think of me as a friend. I don't know, maybe its just my insecurity getting the best of me.

No.20197

>>20192
fun fact, I'm just as bad at putting on real nail polish as I was with the blood in the picture…

No.20201

File: 1451995341926.png (1.23 MB, 960x960, CXOp1xyU0AAS6Kw.png large.png)

>>20192
I was horny until I saw this…

No.20205

it's raining and i can't go out to get croquettes…

No.20207

>>20202
I'm sure your friendos love spending time with you so don't worry about intruding on their business! Have a little more faith in your friendos!

No.20210

>>20192
you have six fingers

No.20212

>>20202
you sound like an amazing friendo

No.20214

File: 1452014172105.mp4 (25.23 MB, out.mp4)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.20222

>>20214
nice hacks kiddo

No.20229

>>20227
>how did he survive being flanked so badly?

That guy had a p250 and whiffed a bunch of his shots.

>how did he know when the guy would approach the bomb?


Sound, I heard his footsteps coming so I peeked.

No.20235

File: 1452052156647.jpg (77.11 KB, 424x361, nagi.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.20238

File: 1452068277235.png (350.59 KB, 653x328, ahoge 2.PNG)

when i woke up this morning, there was an ahoge on my head

No.20242

>>20238
cute hair!

No.20249

File: 1452086150865.jpg (68.3 KB, 589x589, madopuky.jpg)


No.20256

>>20255
>then he looked at me and drew his EDC CCW pisto

Is this codetalk for "Putin whiped out his dicked and ravaged my boypussy all night"?

No.20273

Why was the flan train thread deleted…

No.20276

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>>20275
you should do it! I believe in you, ganbatte!!

No.20277

The cute flan thread got deleted before I could tell that one /what/friend that I'd be his friend and that some bully was impersonating me…

No.20280

>>20274
HOLY FUCK YOU DID IT AGAIN. YOU DID IT AGAIN. I FUCKING HATE YOU I FUUUUUUCKIINNG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

No.20281

>>20280
don't say those things…

No.20282

>>20281
STOP
JUST STOP

I BEG YOU

No.20286

>>20285
I like your threads! They are always nice and cute!
Please don't stop making threads…

No.20294

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>>20274
>>20277

>someone was being really rude and mean.


> and that some bully was impersonating me…

No.20296

>/what/ is not dead

No.20303

someone make a new thread onegay

No.20308

>>20307
(´・ω・`)

No.20311

I applied for a job today, /what/! I was pretty proud of myself earlier, but today has been really hidoi so I'm in as good of a mood as I was anymore.

No.20325

>>20323
>but no one sells relationships yet.

they do

No.20326

File: 1452270051217.png (653.15 KB, 751x640, top pizza.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.20330

>>20323
I probably won't, but applying is a pretty big first step for me. I'll probably have to apply to more. It would be nice if I did get it though…

No.20333

then coybirl blushes so much she can't say a word and she becomes all meek and docile
coyanon goes on and on about how his girlfriend is so cute he can't help himself and that he'll treasure her forever and never let go of her
coyanon is really flustered and exhausted! she starts reprimanding coyanon for being way too impulsive but coyanon shuts her up with ANOTHER deep kiss!
AND THEN it's the big big climax and coyanon hugs coybirl tight and doesn't let go and they stay like that for a while
and then he envelops her in a tight lover's embrace and thrusts deep inside coybirl over and over all the while saying encouraging words like "please hang on just a little longer" and "you're so cute" and "i love you so much" and "any man would feel lucky to have a girlfriend like you"!!!!
and then coyanon shuts her up with a DEEP KISS!
and i bet she even says "yurushitee!!~"
then she faints from cummies exhaustion and when she wakes up coyanon is back on top of her ready for EVEN MORE!!!
then coybirl cums one last time together with coyanon as he cums deep inside her!!!
then coybirl cums from her boypussy four or five times in a row or maybe once every coyanon's powerful yet gentle thrust
and then coyanon takes coybirl right then and there not paying a single moment of attention to coybirl's squeals!!!
then coybirl gets mad because she lost sleep over it and then she falls on coyanon's trap and coyanon jumps at her saying things like "so you were hoping for it, were you?" "are you horny?" and "i bet you couldn't sleep because you were thinking about my huge hard dick deep inside your boypussy"
then the next day coybirl goes online and she's really apprehensive but coyanon is acting like he forgot all about it
then coybirl notices she's really horny and she considers calming down her boyclit but she stops herself because she's a MAN and she won't do lewd things thinking about strong big burly aggressive coyanon….
then he spends all night wondering and wondering and aprehensive about the next day but he can't sleep because he can't stop thinking about coyanon……
i bet he tells coybirl before leaving "tomorrow we're fucking. good bye" and coybirl replies something like "that's not up to you to decide!!" but it's too late and coyanon is offline and her reply doesn't reach him…
i wonder how coyanthen coybirl blushes so much she can't say a word and she becomes all meek and docile
coyanon goes on and on about how his girlfriend is so cute he can't help himself and that he'll treasure her forever and never let go of her
coyanon is really flustered and exhausted! she starts reprimanding coyanon for being way too impulsive but coyanon shuts her up with ANOTHER deep kiss!
AND THEN it's the big big climax and coyanon hugs coybirl tight and doesn't let go and they stay like that for a while
and then he envelops her in a tight lover's embrace and thrusts deep inside coybirl over and over all the while saying encouraging words like "please hang on just a little longer" and "you're so cute" and "i love you so much" and "any man would feel lucky to have a girlfriend like you"!!!!
and then coyanon shuts her up with a DEEP KISS!
and i bet she even says "yurushitee!!~"
then she faints from cummies exhaustion and when she wakes up coyanon is back on top of her ready for EVEN MORE!!!
then coybirl cums one last time together with coyanon as he cums deep inside her!!!
then coybirl cums from her boypussy four or five times in a row or maybe once every coyanon's powerful yet gentle thrust
and then coyanon takes coybirl right then and there not paying a single moment of attention to coybirl's squeals!!!
then coybirl gets mad because she lost sleep over it and then she falls on coyanon's trap and coyanon jumps at her saying things like "so you were hoping for it, were you?" "are you horny?" and "i bet you couldn't sleep because you were thinking about my huge hard dick deep inside your boypussy"
then the next day coybirl goes online and she's really apprehensive but coyanon is acting like he forgot all about it
then coybirl notices she's really horny and she considers calming down her boyclit but she stops herself because she's a MAN and she won't do lewd things thinking about strong big burly aggressive coyanon….
then he spends all night wondering and wondering and aprehensive about the next day but he can't sleep because he can't stop thinking about coyanon……
i bet he tells coybirl before leaving "tomorrow we're fucking. good bye" and coybirl replies something like "that's not up to you to decide!!" but it's too late and coyanon is offline and her reply doesn't reach him…
i wonder how coyanon acts these days… is he still a tease or has he become a real man?on acts these days… is he still a tease or has he become a real man?

No.20342

>>20330
wish you the best!

No.20353

and she has to wear a bra too!
and now she has to wear a chastity cage so she'll never feel good any way else besides like a girl!!!!!!
and then coybirl realizes she felt good like a girl… AGAIN!!!
and then they cum together!
and then coyanon makes coybirl beg for his boyclit like a good girlfriend and make her promise she'll use a chastity cage to stop her boyclit from getting too swollen!
and coybirl blushes a ton and looks away and fidgets and says "n-not that"…
and coybirl says "e-eeh? w-why did you stop?" and coyanon says "but you told me to stop!"
so coyanon acts SUPER COY! and he stops frigging coybirl and takes his boyclit out of her boypussy
and she moves around trying to get away but all the moving is only making coyanon's penis go deeper inside her and she moans!
that's when coybirl gets really desperate and begs coyanon to stop and that she doesn't want that and she's a boy
then coyanon starts talking about how coybirl really is a girl and what she has is an itty bitty clitty that's very swollen and should not be touched so it's better to get a chastity cage
coybirl feels really good from it and coyanon says "see? aren't you feeling good??" and coybirl says "yeees i'm feeling soooo goood!!!"
then he turns her around and says he can't take it anymore so he undressed and lubes coybirl's boypussy and jams it in!!!
then coyanon KEEPS BULLYING HER NIPPLES!!!
and coybirl begs him to stop so coyanon makes coybirl promise she'll wear a bra from now on to make him stop…
so coyanon says "then i'll make sure to massage them plenty from now on to make sure they grow!" and then he lifts her top and starts sucking on her nipples!!!
and coybirl moans and replies "t-that's because my breasts aren't big enough that i'd need to wear a bra…"
but coyanon keeps bullying her nipples and says "why aren't you wearing a bra? i gave you plenty!"
then coyanon says "boy nipples don't get hard when they're feeling good! specially when they're teased by another boy!" and coybirl protests she's not a girl
"would a boy react like that from being kissed by another boy??" and then coyanon puts his hands under coybirl's top and bullies her nipples!!!
then he releases his lips from coybirl's and her face is all red and she's breathing heavily and looking away!
and coyanon keeps kissing coybirl until she's gasping for air!
i bet coybirl cums just from making out………
and coybirl gets even madder and embarrassed and she tries to push coyanon away while protesting but coyanon shuts her up with a romantic kiss!
and coyanon says "is that really the kind of sound a boy would make when another boy pulls him close??"
and she protests and protests and whines that she's a boy but then coyanon pulls her close and she makes a cute "kyaaa~" sound
and coybirl gets REALLY mad at this!
and coyanon responds "don't be silly! you're my girlfriend! girls don't have boy parts!"
"w-will you ever… make my penis feel good with your mouth?"
but she tries to be clear and coyanon continues being coy so she has to outright say it!
"you feel good twice for every once you make me feel good!" and that makes coybirl super embarrassed because she knows it's true
"do the same? but i already made you feel good hundreds of times!!"
coy coyanon!
so she becomes really self-conscious and and tries to ask if coyanon will ever do the same to her but coyanon acts EXTRA coy!
and THAT's when coybirl finally realizes! coyanon never actually made her feel good like a real boy! the most he's done was pet her boyclit!!
and then coyanon adds "and you are so good at pleasing me with your mouth! i really like it!!" and coybirl's cheeks turn red with embarrassment instead!
"if that isn't stuff a girlfriend does with her boyfriend, I don't know what is!" coybirl's cheeks go red with anger after hearing coyanon say that!
then coyanon REALLY starts talking about sex and lists all the embarrassing birlstuff coybirl did like having coyanon deep inside her boypussy or the hundreds of times coybirl pleased coyanon with her mouth!
and coybirl reacts by saying she's not a girlfriend because she's not a girl
but coyanon continues to act coy! and becomes really impressed that his girlfriend would have such a DIRTY mind!
then when she finally realizes she gets really bashful because she finally gets what coyanon is doing
he probably talks about sexual stuff very subtly and makes coybirl think about sex a lot without her realizing it
on second thought maybe coyanon is still a coy girlboy with a dominant streak



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