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No.14778
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Last week I had the balls to ask my oldhag coworker (who always whine about how miserable her life is) for a drink, she said she's not into younger males, she's now telling everyone that males are pigs.
Fuck my life.
No.14782
>>14778Old depressed hag and a 20-something weeb that browses obscure imageboards?
Be funny if that worked out. Isn't there younger girls you work with? Are they all out of your league because you're not Chad Thundercock?
No.14788
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>>14778My oldhag coworker who always whine about lonely she is and is always telling me how handsome i am invited me for drinks multiple times but i always said no because I got the 'tism.
No.14798
>>14788I don't know that feel yet.
>>14794Yes, I got promoted last week and now I'm working harder.
No.14800
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>>14798got promoted too when boss saw all the smoking hot anime shabs on /what/
No.14803
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They thought they could beat the Balanced Cat Spearman
No.14808
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>>14807She's 45. She has a nice body, at least seems so when clothed, that a lot of young girls don't have anymore, but her face is already turning into leather which is a shame because she seems like she was good looking until not long ago.
She's nice and helpful and I feel kinda bad for rejecting her.
It's weird, the only women who give a shit about me are ones who are already married and/or way older than me. Young girls barely acknowledge me between the constant attention they receive on facebook twitter instagram whatsapp cellphone university nightclub streets bukkake parties, and they expect you to do all the work, a stunted golem like me simply can't compete with the vast chattel of more interesting guys that every girl has nowadays.
Good thing I'm an emotionally-stunted mannequin with zero personality so I don't miss these things, otherwise I think I'd go crazy.
Thanks for reading my blog, I promise this will the be only entry.
No.14812
>>14808My only problem with getting into a serious relationship with an older lady is that she's going to get really old (70+) and die while I'm still relatively young.
Would you feel bad about just going out to drink and having sex with her once in a while or something?
No.14821
>>14818I know you probably don't believe any of it, but even if you just entertain the idea that it's true, it's something interesting.
It describes the Earth as a man (God) going away, and leaving it into the hands of "his servants", referring to angels. It says he "tells the one at the door to keep watch". You can't possibly imagine what this must truly mean or be like.
2000 years ago Jesus compared "the kingdom of heaven" to yeast in a ball of dough expanding (Matthew 13:33). Current understanding of the universe is that it is constantly expanding, sort of like a rising ball of dough. Right after this he says "I will open my mouth in parables, I will utter things hidden since the creation of the world".
There's some parts of the bible I think are mistakes/misinterpretations by man, or just lies maliciously added in. I don't agree with all of the bible, but Jesus' direct words and many other parts of the bible I find incredibly interesting, and I take them as the truth.
This is a collection of mostly direct quotes from Jesus. Even if you don't believe in any of it, you should read it, and try to decipher it.
http://www.gnosis.org/naghamm/gosthom.html No.14825
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.14832
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that feelio when you only get replies when you're making feelios about being alone
No.14854
>>14849Much of it has. I imagine there's never not been a time without someone who believed they were living in the end times. I still like reading about end time prophecies of the bible and comparing them to things happening today or relatively recently. We do live in a very different world compared to the past 1900 years or so.
I'm not claiming it's the end of the world, if that's what you're wondering. I wouldn't be shocked if the end of human civilization happens in my lifetime though, regardless of whether or not it's a religious act or just a series of bad decisions and events by people finally backfiring too much.
No.14857
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>>14856They shouldn't make fun of people.
No.14859
>>14858"Oh, seriously? You're a virgin!?"
"Gross!"
"Only elementary school kids are allowed to be virgins, right?"
"Kyahahahaha"
No.14862
>>14860You're basically a girl.
Wanna be my gf?
No.14867
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>>14860/what/ meetup, you in the middle
No.14871
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I was sick of doing nothing all day so I just tried doing something productive for a change, I fucked up so bad it trampled every bit of self-esteem left on me.
Guess that'll teach me not to dream anymore.
No.14873
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Wintardium Lesamysosa
No.14874
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Seriously considering suicide.
Every community I have ever considered tolerable has been eroded beyond recognition or resigned to interminable stagnation. Marketing and political interests are ubiquitous and smother all coexisting ideation. I am intellectually alienated from my family and harbor resentment towards them in spite of their love and support. I have no desire for human companionship and am yet battered by feelings of inadequacy when confronted with my predicament. My thoughts have become increasingly fragmented and I have little recollection of the last half decade. All attempts at self-study have utterly evaporated from my consciousness and the vague ideational fragments that remain exist as a reminder of cognitive fallibility. The only emotion I experience is a deep sense of loathing that results from watching other human being make attempts at cognition and invariably cede to innumerable deficiencies that render our species incapable of eluding eternal physical and mental servitude.
Goodbye /what/.
No.14886
>>14884I was saying you would relate to it, not that'd you like it. It was a joke.
Anyway I'm highly skeptical of your claim that a 1/4 of doujinshi are like that. I honestly can't find any other artist that does the same stuff he does.
No.14909
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>>14889
I doubt you're older than me though.
No.14930
>>14929The original filename for this epic meme was
Penne rigate.
The good ol' days…
No.14939
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.14956
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>>14951Some of us are living the NEET life and end up staying up too late and sleeping all day.
No.14958
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.14962
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>>14961Notice: Undefined index: syslog in /var/www/inc/display.php on line 77 Notice: Undefined index: debug in /var/www/inc/display.php on line 89 Notice: Undefined index: debug in /var/www/inc/display.php on line 93 Notice: Undefined index: password in /var/www/inc/display.php on line 112 Notice: Undefined index: template in /var/www/inc/template.php on line 22 Notice: Undefined index: template in /var/www/inc/template.php on line 23 Fatal error: Uncaught exception 'Twig_Error_Loader' with message 'The "" directory does not exist.' in /var/www/inc/lib/Twig/Loader/Filesystem.php:93 Stack trace: #0 /var/www/inc/lib/Twig/Loader/Filesystem.php(75): Twig_Loader_Filesystem->addPath(NULL, '__main__') #1 /var/www/inc/template.php(23): Twig_Loader_Filesystem->setPaths(NULL) #2 /var/www/inc/template.php(38): load_twig() #3 /var/www/inc/display.php(134): Element('error.html', Array) #4 /var/www/inc/functions.php(382): error('file_put_conten…', true, Array) #5 [internal function]: verbose_error_handler(2, 'file_put_conten…', '/var/www/inc/fu…', 145, Array) #6 /var/www/inc/functions.php(145): file_put_contents('tmp/cache/local…', 'en') #7 /var/www/inc/functions.php(534): loadConfig() #8 /var/www/inc/functions.php(557): setupBoard(Array) #9 /var/www/post.php(178): openBoard('jp') #10 {main} thrown in /var/www/inc/lib/Twig/Loader/Filesystem.php on line 93 Notice: Undefined index: syslog in /var/www/inc/display.php on line 77 Notice: Undefined index: debug in /var/www/inc/display.php on line 89 Notice: Undefined index: debug in /var/www/inc/display.php on line 93 Notice: Undefined index: password in /var/www/inc/display.php on line 112 Fatal error: Cannot redeclare class Twig_Autoloader in /var/www/inc/lib/Twig/Autoloader.php on line 17
No.14964
>>14961i wouldn't mind, if vichan is better. starting fresh would be kinda sad but i mean its happened before and sometimes it can be nice. would maybe want to save some posts before you did though.
>>14962no hacking!
No.14995
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Mio = Hank
Mugi = Boomhauer
Ritsu = Dale
Yui = Bill
No.15019
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wanan gum inside
No.15032
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.15035
>>150341) You don't know if he's alive
2) That's a bad way to look at it
No.15049
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.15068
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>>15067don't look at me like that…
No.15119
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Did anyone already make this?
No.15162
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>>15157
Yes. That would require much more knowledge in javascript/programming/lisp than I have though.
I could probably get it so any greentext was just normal color unless it finds that text elsewhere in the page, but properly doing what you want, no.
Consider hiring a computer scientist.
No.15177
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>>15176uhhh yeah but what kind?
No.15180
>>15177>>15178My own made up kind. I don't really care about different denominations.
>>15179The japanese word warui came from the character Wario.
No.15182
>>15180ah, i imagined something like that
i was just curious because i saw you talking about bible and religion so many times!
No.15187
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.15189
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.15205
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I normally hate junk food but I can't stop eating these. They don't even taste that good, it's just the old bay spice mix is so strong and addictive.
No.15232
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sagashi mono wa nan desu ka
mitsukenikui mono desu ka
No.15234
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You guys should probably disable/uninstall your flash plugin and be careful of what sites you visit right now, especially imgur or 8ch. There's some serious security issues with it right now.
No.15237
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um whatmin wth is this
No.15239
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>>15237They made a Yuru Yuri JAV… Don't watch it.
No.15244
>>15241That's good sometimes though.
I generally like it much more compared to western porn like
>>15242. You can tell with JAV they get actual real girls, with professional western porn it's usually a way too overdone ugly skank. Like way too much make up, tanning bed, fake hair, gaudy jewellery/clothes, fake body parts, etc. Some JAV is like that too, and not all professional western porn is like that, but that's how I generally see them.
No.15247
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I really wish this anime didn't have to end.
No.15250
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>>15248I hope you're right.
No.15253
>>15239anime jav is gross(er than usual), i wouldn't watch it even if you didn't tell me to
though that yui looks kinda cute
No.15293
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/what/min would never sell /what/ to some Japanese dude, right?
No.15294
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What to do when you're offered a job but you like your current job?
No.15295
>>15294Based off just that information stay with your current job.
You said nothing about pay though.
No.15296
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>>15295I'm making $80k, new job is $120k.
From network admin to database admin. No.15298
>>15296$80,000 is far past the amount of money I need to be comfortable, I really wouldn't need an extra 40K.
Although how much better/worse could the difference be between network/database admin?
The database admin sounds easier if it just means being able to use/maintain MySQL.
No.15299
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>>15298You're right, I've worked as a DB admin before and it was pretty much backing up data, installing patches and recovering passwords while working as a network admin is a bit more tricky depending on how many routers and switches you have. I think I could save those extra $40k. Thanks dude.
No.15309
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I made curry/tofu and rice.
No.15407
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My posture is often bad, and I play around and sleep weird so my back and neck often get messed up.
The problem is, I believe that my physical state, especially my back since it's connected to my brain I guess, has a big impact on my mental/emotional state. Recently I've been really absent-minded, and more sensitive and prone to sadness over little things. This isn't happy faces, so now I have to go see a chiropractor, and hopefully I'll be more happy again afterwards…
No.15427
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In the 1980s, the rising number of people incarcerated as a result of the War on Drugs and the wave of privatization that occurred under the Reagan Administration saw the emergence of the for-profit prison industry. Prior to the 1980s, private prisons did not exist in the US.
In a 2011 report by the ACLU, it is claimed that the rise of the for-profit prison industry is a "major contributor" to mass incarceration, along with bloated state budgets. Louisiana, for example, has the highest rate of incarceration in the world with the majority of its prisoners being housed in privatized, for-profit facilities. Such institutions could face bankruptcy without a steady influx of prisoners. A 2013 Bloomberg report states that in the past decade the number of inmates in for-profit prisons throughout the U.S. rose 44 percent.
Corporations who operate prisons, such as the Corrections Corporation of America and The GEO Group, spend significant amounts of money lobbying the federal government along with state governments. The two aforementioned companies, the largest in the industry, have been contributors to the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC), which seeks to expand the privatization of corrections and lobbies for policies that would increase incarceration, such as three-strike laws and “truth-in-sentencing” legislation. Prison companies also sign contracts with states that guarantee at least 90 percent of prison beds be filled. If these "lockup quotas" aren't met, the state must reimburse the prison company for the unused beds. Prison companies use the profits to expand and put pressure on lawmakers to incarcerate a certain number of people. This influence on the government by the private prison industry has been referred to as the Prison–industrial complex.
the fuck?
No.15439
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.15453
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>>15447we'll see about that…
No.15456
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>>15455I hope he responds.
No.15466
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.15500
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>>15499It's okay, sometimes it's better that way.
Just remember, we're always here for you
No.15505
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How do you guys feel about this baboon?
No.15506
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>>15505Foster's: It's Australian for water.
No.15510
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.15512
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>>15510That's not true, I'm only 19…
No.15514
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!