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No.11458
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I met dead/what/friend a a year back.
When I saw his face- well not really his face, but the way he posts it was fucking retarded. I let out a little chuckle because he was so stupid. Like, what the heck? But the he told me he was "being ironic", and I thought it was cool, I started 'being ironic' too. From then on we tried to hang out chatting on steam and all that, but then he started being dramatic on me, telling me how no one in his family ever pay attention to him etc. I tried to console him because I feel the same way, but it starts to get annoying. I unfriended him on steam, and a year after that we heard that he was dead. I am so sorry for him, if only I could be unironic for a second, then I could really, unironically help him. You know, tie his noose and stuff, buy him two bottles of pills or cyanide or something. It was all his fault for making me like this. But then again we can not brim back things that we lost, and so we are here. Brink of despair, or horizon, or something.
So long, dead/what/frined.
No.11476
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
No.11498
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>>11492If that will convince you to change your mind, then please shoot your squallid, watery, pitiful weak NEET seed inside me to your heart's content.
No.11506
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>>11504well in that case, go right ahead and kill yourself, dozo onegaishimasu
No.11507
>>11506I'm not just any girl though. I'm a girl with a gigantic megacock.
*bends you over*
I hope your ready for this…