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No. 587825

Well you see I've got this pussy.
I may need your help with it.

No.587837

yeah youre looking for henri sorry hes NOT here right now

No.587838

*Gives you the time of your life*
*Cures all your anxiety through mind-numbing SEX*
Please stick it in me, you're welcome.

No.587845

Have you ever seen those people that breed horses or cattle and they use their hand to help guide the penis into the vulva yeah that's figuratively what our job is we were put on this planet to guide henri's penis into as many women as possible

No.587846

>>587837
>>587845
Why do you keep talking about yourself? It's embarrassing to watch.

No.587850

i am henri

No.587853

>>587846
mental illness

No.587855

bocchis unshaved armpits

No.587856

ive got an illness and the only prescription is more henri

No.587859

nous sommes tous henri

No.587860

prescription expired.
henri is gone forever

No.587863

henri dicit jus tranum

No.587864

je déteste henri

No.587872

want to go out and rape but too tired

No.587874

>>587872
rest up champ.
try another day!

No.588090

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Bocchi the cock

No.588092


No.588115

I wish I was still a teen neet like bocchi miss the feeling of having all the time in the world to goof off and have fun now I'm old and reaching the end of my lifespan and each night I pray that I don't wake up

No.588116

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Yeah, Bocchi the NEET. You know, other than being employed, being in education, and training to become a musician…

No.588117

>>588115
just freeload off dad and do chores

No.588119

>freeload
>do chores
Pick one.

No.588120

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>>588119
its important for home security guards to do their best

No.588137

>>588117
Uh I'm not some dadnorm that was raised with a father figure in the house and my single mother couldn't even take care of herself

No.588170

>>588137
well yeah the parental unit cant take care of themself so thats why you're there to clean up the house and act as their only form of social contact in exchange for freeloading

No.588173

>>588170
I mean financially too

No.588174

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sounds like a skill issue

No.588240

I'm wearing pink, because I'm girly, yeah~
Yeah yeah yeah~
I feel so girly today~
I love being pink and feminine, oh yeah~

No.588241

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No.588246

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the time has come to flip womens

No.588247

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No.588252

My IQ is 128. Indicated by a comprehensive psychological evaluation and assessment but I still often feel like i'm doomed in the eyes of women due to them not necessarily being attracted to intelligence.
My looks are subpar at best, I was rated as being a 6 by wheat waffles.
What can I do

No.588253

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No.588274

>>588252
die smartcel I'm only 126

No.588276

im an actual genius but you dont see me bragging about my iq

No.588277

>>588276
if you're so smart why are you a virg

No.588278

simply smart enough to know no woman would be able to satisfy me

No.588284

remember when i was forced to eat veggies because "you can't know you won't like it if you won't try it" and i think that also applies here

No.588285

you mean you hate them as a kid then either grow up to like them or grow up a fat fuck

No.588286

what im saying is how can a virg say that being virg is better if they never tried the alternative

t. virg

No.588287

you lost me

No.588289

I'm a fat fuck and I like vegetables. I just eat the vegetables and then I eat the cake as well.

No.588313

>>588286
if only henri was here to tell us what its like

No.588379

k

No.588382

I flip women

No.588388

>>588382
Prove it

No.588389

>>588388
*flips one right in front of you*

No.588407

30 hours of nojo and already getting annoyed

No.588443

dopped bochi after a few episodes but thinking i might watch it again

No.588444

you cant watch something again that you never watched in the first place

No.588471

>>588443
Don't bother. It's overrated.



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