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No. 585503

>accidentally made eye contact with the females

No.585510

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No.585511

Have several strategies to employ in avoiding eye contact with foids

No.585513

well arent you going to share them

No.585516

Stare at their boobies

No.585526

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No.585528

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>>585510
pulling down the panties so I can see her pussy

No.585529

panties are sexy vags are gross

No.585547

pussies are beautiful it's a good thing they're usually covered up otherwise i'd be staring at them every time i go outside

No.585548

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No.585550

>>585547
you have a normbrain

No.585551

bnuuy!

No.585568

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No.585575

>>585550
love having a normbrain!

No.585647

love having a normbrain and being a slave to my sex organs which i mindlessly touch every day to simulate the sensation of putting them inside a warm and moist pussy

No.585648

meh i do it every other day at most

No.585657

did a 2 week nojo last year

No.585658

haven't gone longer than a day without sperming in years

No.585659

you need to detox

No.585664

the ancients believed it was important to keep sperm inside you because it gave the body vigor

No.585669

vigor rhymes with nigor

No.585671

you forgot to bump

No.585672

crying ota I was trapped in a plane surrounded by loud sorority girls who were being vulgar and loud and talking about making out with people and drinking and having sex and was so uncomfortable and my headphones didnt help if I had the kanon white sony headphones I think I would have been able to survive

No.585674

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>>585672
[This is bravo team, we have detained the cel at rally point alpha over]
[We are preparing to verbally assault him with stories of us having sexual intercourse]

No.585681

find your own images loser

No.585688

>>585681
buttblasted

No.585755

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No.585769

Eye contact is a sign of aggression in all other apes the only reason humans force it is social conditioning it is unnatural

No.585770

>>585769
We're not related to apes, we were created by god who lives in the sky and watches us masturbate

No.585773

who the heck still believes in 2000 year old fairy tales grow up

No.585783

old bad

No.585784

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Religion is like an operating system. You should only install it if it's open source, always keep it up to date and periodically check it for viruses and malware.

No.585792

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>>585784
that's a very middle school level analogy

No.585829

my 27yo cel friend on his first night clubbing with us in Osaka ended up fingering a chick in a mcdonalds. with zero conversation due to language barrier, also he was eating a mcdouble at the same time as fingering her. "did you switch hands, Carl?" i asked. "i don't finger and tell mate" he smirks. what a lad. i meanwhile got zero pussy for the entire two years i was there (not white)

No.585830

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my 34yo cel friend on his 4th day traveling with us in Osaka ended up fingering a young girl in a highway rest stop toilet. with zero conversation due to language barrier. "did you molest her, Graeme?" i asked. "i don't finger and tell mate" he smirks as he shoves his still wet fingers under my nose. what a lad. i meanwhile got zero pussy for the entire two years i was there (not white)

No.585833

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can do the eye contact thing with females don't like when boids expect me to look them in the eyes

No.585834

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>>585833
I'm trans btw I don't know if that matters

No.585835

die sicko

No.585847

>>585833
tranny

No.585848


No.585886

>>585834
poggers

No.595233

it happens



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