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File: 1638548198378.jpg (926.7 KB, 1200x848, k/ota/tsu.jpg)

No. 554412

It's getting cold outside, quick get under the kotatsu ota

No.554415

imagine crawling under there and sampling the aroma

No.554419

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>>554417
Wow except for the semen part girls smell great.

No.554421

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No.554426

Girls!

No.554444

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Roger that!
*falls asleep*

No.554445

>>554444
*squats over your face and squirts out a huge turd*

No.554446

The kotatsu dries out my skin

No.554448

When I posted this to mindota last night it turned out a lot differently really disappointed in ota tsk tsk

No.554452

>>554448
BRAAAAP!

No.554514

mindota matter

No.554668

made lots of posts on the ota in my head today and I was just about to post one that my friends all laughed at then I started thinking about how fuwa fuwa Madoka is now I'm eating my pyon pyon snacks

No.554892

thought about the meow meows

No.554928

eating oranges and thinking about henri

No.554937

>>554928
snacking on potechi under the kotatsu with henri and the meow meow otacats

No.554939

mom tried to make me use the expensive girl shampoo that gives you luxurious silky hair but i refused and insisted on the 2 in 1 it was my destiny to be cel

No.554941

really like aussie but all the purple bottles are too similar

No.554942

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I went to a Chinese restaurant for a takeout it was almost empty apart from 2 Chinese guys eating there who looked stunned when I came through the door. I found out soon after why they were surprised to see me. The cashier lady gives me this menu which is in Chinese which must have been some sort of joke on her part. Little did she know she was standing in the presence of a N2ish level otaku, I did not disclose my power level however. I was able to recognise a few 漢字 (kanji (Chinese characters)) mostly the ones describing kinds meat (肉) and vegetables (菜) and after a few minutes of standing in the corner staring at the menu like a sperg I finally decided to order. Then I guess the restaurant's owner came in and told me I had to wait outside for my order because I'm not a drone who fell for the vaccine trap but I think the real reason is they just didn't want me in there because I'm white and I was towering over them. Actually this wasn't a regular Chinese restaurant because in my experience they mostly just reheat the food they cooked earlier but this time I saw a cook sauteing something in the kitchen.

No.554943

Well don't leave us hanging what did you get how was the food?

No.554944

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Sorry but if you're unvaccinated you need to wear a mask in my thread. please be respectful of private individuals rights

No.554945

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Beef in Hot & Spicy sauce with vegetables and rice. Almost 16 european dollars but it's in the middle of a big city so I guess that's fair. And it wasn't the cheapest item on the menu. The Chinese restaurant was a fallback option because initially I wanted a katsudon but the Japanese place seemed to be closed and it was plastered with these 2G signs so I decided not to bother. Can't wait until these vaxxxnorms begin developing serious cardiovascular problems and start dropping down likes flies. Then again my parents are fully vaccinated so I don't know what to think.

No.554946

To spite anti vaxxers I’m on a mission to get every vaccine I can. I want my bloodstream to be like the Library at Alexandria before it burned down.

I’ve gotten vaccinated for everything my doctor lets me. Japanese Encephalitis? Pshaw. I don’t even know what it is, but good luck with my immune system.

It’s like getting a superpower in a video game!

No.554987

hope henri is vaccined

No.554991

>>554987
why would you wish such a horrible thing on him

No.554992

>>554991
so he can be safe and happy

No.554998

really bad times ahead Ota it's not going to be good

No.554999

what's wrong

No.555000

>>554999
the bad people have attacked me

No.555001

Tell me, are these… bad people… in the room with you right now?

No.555002


No.555003

I see. And just who, might I ask, are these bad people?

No.555011

crying the bad people

No.555012

>>555003
the norms

No.555013

they did this to me

No.555014

crying

No.555015

ill give you something to flippin cry about

No.555016

What a crybaby! lol

No.555017

it's never going to be good again

No.555018

mom wiped and powdered me

No.555019

spent the last 4 days in bed crying

No.555020


No.555021

I took a huge dump in my bed once

No.555022

crying again

No.555023

cant wait to visit mindota while sleeping in bed tonight

No.555024

cant wait to visit mindota while shitting in bed tonight

No.555028

crying it wasn't supposed to end like this

No.555029

All things must come to end.
Everything is temporary..

No.555030

mom just refilled my bottle

No.555032

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Otamin? I think you and I need to have a talk about how you run this place.

No.555034

mom just tucked me into my crib

No.555035

File: 1639388567276.jpg (135.71 KB, 493x575, hina aaaaaaaaa.jpg)

otamin has been dead for quite some time now. the board is being run by a few scripts he left behind. we are on our own, and there are no brakes on this train.

No.555037

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I've been bullied!! Do something, Otaemon!!!

No.555047

>>555017
Took you this long to figure that out, genius?

No.555048

the bad people took everything from me

No.555049

why is /jp/ so shitty

No.555050

I'm glad.

No.555051

mya mya sleepy rin under the k/ota/tsu with honk honk honoka

No.555052

the bad people took everything from me

No.555053

the based people took everything from you

No.555054

I'd like to stop being cringe and start being based. Any tips?

No.555055

>>555054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMsen-CME5k

Listen to this with your eyes closed 5 or 6 times

No.555056

>>554444
Hello i think everyone has been getting a little off topic here's an example of a great response you should study before your next time replying thank you

No.555057

>>555056
We can't all get natural quads, you know.

No.555058

>>555057
you're focusing on the wrong aspect of the quoted post, as to be expected of a teen

No.555060

lol troled hard

No.555061

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No.555062

tight young pussy

No.555063

>>554412
CREAMY PUSSIES

No.555064

curious tight wet little slits

No.555078

sweet young things

No.583289

moms freaking out because the furnace broke and they wont do service calls on the weekend

No.583300

better get chopping

No.585186

it was so cold that rustles heating stopped working then he also ran out of kerosene and now he caught a cold

No.585187

saw rustle was in the new bavel but i havent read it yet thought he was doing better guess not sigh

No.585188

when japanese people catch colds they often die



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