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No. 552773

how am I supposed to stop eating junk food if I don't have a woman to cook me real meals

No.552775

Women are awful cooks, there’s a reason you never see them working in actual restaurant kitchens.

No.552776

Women forgot how to cook 30 years ago and haven't bothered to learn since.
You will have to learn yourself.

No.552777

Stupidity in the kitchen; woman as cook; the dreadful thoughtlessness with which the nourishment of the family and the master of the house is provided for! Woman does not know what food means: and she wants to be cook! If woman were a thinking creature she would, having been the cook for thousands of years, surely have had to discover the major facts of physiology, and likewise gained possession of the art of healing. It is through bad female cooks that the evolution of man has been longest retarded and most harmed: even today things are hardly better.

No.552778

>>552777
Why did all of the most intelligent and influential men to ever live regard women as foul beasts at worst and utterly useless at best?

No.552787

>>552778
Don't need to get smart when you're getting laid

No.552790

>>552778
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher

— Socrates

No.552830

>>552790
I guarantee Socrates never said this boomerism

No.552831

my auntie and sister cook real meal dinners for me every night and I still eat lots of junk food
it's tastier

No.552834

>>552778
maybe because men are highly insecure i mean look at my boy his entire personality revolves around not getting laid the worst thing a girl would do if she has trouble finding a guy is getting a cat

No.552835

>>552830
Socrates was the original boomer. He made an entire career of getting on the nerves of random passers-by with his inane bullshit and life lessons nobody cared about.

No.552837

>>552834
Seriously doubt men in antiquity were insecure over foids, wk

No.552838

>>552837
deranged and obsessed

No.552842

>>552837
The reason why so many men today are insecure around women lies in the change of gender stereotypes. And a similar change had already happened during transition from matriarchy to patriarchy. Not quite Antiquity but not too far off from it either.

No.552843

What are you even talking about who is insecure around foids you could kill one with your bare hands effortlessly

No.552847


No.572473

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saw a convenience store promoting a sale on m and ms buy 6 get 1 free

No.572475

I'm a flipping cel

No.572476

>>572473
Thanks for sharing. Think you could share why you rename every image you post to have the same identifiable filename (untitled, no capitalization)?

No.572479

>>572476
To make you seethe.

No.572480

>>572473
love shopping with twintails

No.572507

>>572480
Me too, I always make sure to tie my hair up into twintails before I go shopping.

No.579067

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No.579068

>>579067
Why do you keep avoiding my question? Is it really so hard to answer?

No.579091

File: 1670829548534.jpg (1.02 MB, 1200x1500, pheromones.jpg)

Dislike how all the memes I was fed in anime and movies and books and so on about women being romantics and loving and wanting to spend time together was malarkey and in reality they all just want to be flipped often and hard.

No.579153

File: 1670867046218.jpg (1.55 MB, 1447x2047, 1670638763255.jpg)

>>579091
Women love authority figures. Men in power. The providers. The leaders. Males who can get things done.

No.579154

>>579153
Imageboard admins?

No.579161

>>579091
not all girls are like this it depends on how they were raised

No.579198

I flip womans

No.579200

>>579153
wish i could fan an idol as an idol fan

No.579298

>>579153
Boobs look really hot in this pictures. I don't know why they just really do.

No.579300

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>>579298
They're too big

No.579301

i have boobs too but nobodys ever called me hot

No.579306

>>579301
NOBODY likes manboobs fatty

No.579307

:(

No.579311

>>579307
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.579313

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cant comprehend being attractive

No.579317

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>>579313
and you never will

No.579321

>>579317
bridgette is a good girl

No.579326

bridgette is a slut

No.579327

Sigh I bet Princess would have cosplayed bridgette for me.

No.579329

no never

No.579330

princess homo

No.579335

YOU MOCK ME
MY HEART IS BLEEDING OPEN AND
YOU MOCK ME

No.579340

Princess list your cosplays.

No.579342


don't respond to me

No.579349

Yeah well i'm going to get a better Princess who's much cuter and uses more ~.

No.579350

dont respond to me unless youre henri

No.579351

>>579350
leave me alone creep

No.579379

youre NOT the real henri the real henri says trans rights

No.579380

i think i made a transgirl feel invalid im so upset im literally crying i wish i could take it back

No.579389

>>579380
Great job! Proud of you

No.579391

>>579379
trans rights don't matter

>>579380
good

No.579394

FUCK TRANSPHOBES

No.579402

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Every NEET should know how to cook.

No.579403

gonno cook tofu tonight

No.579404

>>579394
tranny

No.579410

>>579380
ill give you something to flippin cry about

No.579418

die doublespace

No.579421

>>579418
seethe

No.579423

I could protect Princess from the bullies, but she didn't choose me. Sigh.

No.579424

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>>579418
it's usually some kind of idiot, esl or phoneposter who doesn't know what they want to say all good posters are analytical and have a continuous internal monologue which acts as a source they draw their power from those living in disconnect with their ethereal self have to make due with nobody is going to read this why do I bother

No.579429

live doublespace live

No.579430

>>579424
too long did not read

No.579432

live and thrive

No.579435

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love live

No.579436

love live

No.579437

licky Maki!

No.579441

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>/jp/

No.580187

mom told me to peel carrots but she said doing it the wrong way so she demonstrated proper blade stroking method

No.580275

wish mom would demonstrate proper stroking on my blade

No.580441

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No.580442

>>580441
Could you quit avoiding my question?

No.580454

l

No.580460

time to cook up my gruel

No.580643

I eat tamago kake gohan with either beef or salmon sashimi for breakfast everyday. I have never had a woman or a job.

No.580648

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I can't really consider you a real human being if you can't even cook. A real person with a real soul has a DIY mindset and hates the dehumanizing friendish system of servile dependence.

No.580653

bacon pepperdogs are in the oven

No.580675

>>580648
Your salary must be low then. Above 150k it's objectively a waste of time to cook when you can pay less to get the animal classes to do it for you.

No.580677

feel like takeout never makes financial sense even if your rich since it still takes more time than cooking at home since you still need to order it and wait in line and go out of your way compared to cooking then eating leftovers

No.580680

Even if my rich what?

*mutters* dumb esl…

No.580681

die grammernorm not all of us were gifted with a genious level iq some of us have to make do with just 70

No.580686

>>580677
the bk five minutes from my house is good usually no line late in the evening and they have me in and out within two or three minutes the main time save afforded by eating out is from NOT having to wash the stainless steel pot or pan

No.580692

uh stainless steel

No.580702

I kimochi like esl wouldn't make a your/you're mistake as often as a dumb native since esls are paying attention to the grammar they think they know when they post while natives just can just perapera with no thought

No.580703

you what now

No.580704

File: 1672173122943.jpg (253.52 KB, 1280x720, perapera.jpg)

love perapera posting

No.580705

I have a uh steel rising in my crotch

No.580709

>>580705
Lol that's based

No.580723

>>580675
What did I say about being a real human you urbanized lowlife.

No.580724

>>580723
What did I say about salary

No.581174

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No.581175

>>581174
Why did you rename that image to "untitled" before posting it?

No.581538

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cream of mushroom!!

No.581539

>>581538
Can of sodium.

No.581570

>>581538
My greek friend's mom used to make this mixed with rice as a kid

Pretty good

No.581572

I tasted my semen the other day. Held it in my mouth for 5-10 minutes (long story…). It didn't taste good, but it was more of a "yeck" sort of taste, not an "oh god spit it out" sort of taste. I can see why women don't mind sucking dick.

No.581573

been recycling my sperms for over a decade

No.581574

the jizz eater

No.581576

prefer the term cummy dummy

No.581577

Last I heard, you cowards was havin' sex with the same sex
How you gonna explain boning a man?
Even if we squash the beef, I ain't touchin' your hand

No.581590

the foids dont even acknowledge i exist while the cools love and accept me thats how i explain it

No.581829

read that you can reduce your farts by 30% if you wash your canned beans before cooking

No.583094

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No.583095

>>581829
make all my beans from dry dont like cans

No.583169

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No.583175

The reeking breast fat of a girl!

No.583255

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No.583256

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>>583255
wash it down with some palatable tea

No.586174

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No.586303

check your email

No.586628

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No.586973

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No.586976

>>586973
love cooking tasty meals in my apron

No.587003

>>586976
with twintails?

No.587006

>>587003
that doesn't sound very tasty, id prefer oxtail

No.587574

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No.587588

very funny

No.587715

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No.587720

why is she feeding me a testicle

No.587721

it's a staple in female diet

No.588664

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No.592289

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No.592522

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No.593037

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No.593094

File: 1687278608524.jpg (4.08 MB, 4624x3468, 20230620_124013.jpg)

just demolished this bad boy also deleted the thread I asked you nicely like 3 times

No.593321

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No.593324

love barbecueing with twintails

No.593363

File: 1687644192023.jpg (1.14 MB, 2630x3354, FvwH5xOaUAAGX5V.jpg)

Love the twintails girl in general. She seems so nice…

No.593978

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No.593984

>>593978
give me ruby or give me death

No.594669

mom wants me to get more iron in my diet

No.594670

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No.594700

>>594669
dad said only girls have to worry about their iron intake dont know why but wasnt about to ask

No.594749

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No.595042

File: 1690389621215.jpg (579.63 KB, 1280x591, 1690378180014.jpg)

oh no what do i do

No.595315

rolled the dice on chipotle and it was awful

No.595330

>>595042
grab the sandwich since you can use your hands without having to get too close to scary girls

No.595336

the sandwich has tomato on it thats gross

No.595677

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