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No. 545326

mindblowing that the ultimate purpose of a girl is to be penetrated, cummed, and then to squirt out a baby 9 months later.

No.545332

What's even more mindblowing is they choose the one that does that to them based on how pointy the bones in their face are and how long their legs are.

No.545340

A tranny will never be a real woman, because he will never do this. You will never be responsible for this, so you will never be a real man.

No.545345

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This is my girlfriend Terra her purpose is to destroy the empire.

She's cool and strong unlike you.

No.545346

>>545345
I'm cool and strong

No.545349

a foid's holes

No.545351

>>545345
All she cares about is height and status

No.545353

love playing with window glass fog while bro is making tea before our study date

No.545354

Mindblowing that the ultimate purpose of a male is to cum inside a girl to make her pregnant.

We only exist to reproduce, if you're not doing that you are failing at life.

No.545356

>>545354
You made the mistake of responding to the ops text instead of image, dont do that for these kinds of threads.

No.545358

They also have to raise it.

>>545340
Plenty of men made a name for themselves without having literal children.

No.545359

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>>545358
Women should not be raising men alone
FACT: 90% of hima was raised by single mothers

No.545360

>>545359
go back

No.545362

this board is a hima colony you go back to nen

No.545363


No.545365

>>545362
nah it's more like hima is ota's personal circus

No.545366

>>545365
go back

No.545368

There is an alliance

No.545369

>>545368
go back

No.545370

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>>545366
yeah was just thinking of getting a good laugh out of watching drooling retards communicate in their retardspeak crying about their retarded problems

No.545371

>>545370
go back

No.545372

I was raised by the Internet.

No.545373

mom pie eating contested the bloghole and tarded out hard now shes making me go to thepotato chef this pinches flip this

No.545374

>>545373
go back

No.545376

>>545373
Can a meow meow chomsky help me decipher this post

No.545377

norm chomsky

No.545378

>>545359
Women are far better at raising children than men though.

No.545379

>>545378
Yeah I loved my single mom sandwich

No.545380

>>545378
Modern women are absolute garbage at raising children. They create criminals and mentally ill manbabies.
Meanwhile boys raised by their fathers almost always end up as cool guys.

No.545381

i luv my mum

No.545382

Mom brought me chicken tendies from Burger King last night. She forgot the honey mustard so I fell on the floor and started tarding out. I knocked over some bleach and it
spilled on me.

Now my butthole is burning…

No.545383

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>>545376
He uses several elliptical constructions and lexis with unobvious morthological background to conceal the allegorical premise of his post, but once you read into it it becomes clear he says he's never had sex and has been considering suicide for some time lately.

No.545384

>>545373
Mom raided[1] the fridge and got pissed[2], now she's making me go to the therapist. This sucks. Fuck this.

[1] Means "opened", "checked"; leaving as "raided" for clarification on the wordfilter
[2] It is implied that the poster ate and drank more than he was supposed to, especially beers ("blogs")

No.545385

go back

No.545390

>>545380
Cope harder, teen, moms>dads.

No.545391

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Dad made taco sauce last night for the tacos we're gonna have for dinner now the kitchen smells really nice like tomatoes and spices

No.545395

>>545391
trevor

No.545396

>>545395
go back

No.545397

>>545396
Go back where?

No.545407

>>545390
You're probably a sissyboy

No.545409

>>545358
So did women

No.545411


No.545421

>>545411
Trevor

No.545425


No.545442

Big T taco recipe

No.545446

Tacos tacos Trevor

No.545464

crying for woof woof trevors

No.545480

And to raise the child and tend to the home and defer to their husbandos.

No.545500

yup

No.545514

From the perspective of women, men a beings stronger, faster, and smarter than you that can pin you down at any moment, penetrate you, inject you with fluid that basically causes you to become host for their parasite offspring for 9 months to continue the cycle.
Kinda like Alien or some other horror movie.

Women should be breeding cattle.

No.545516

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Women should not have the right to choose their mates so they will be forced to marry intelligent kindhearted ota gentlemen such as myself instead of electing to get railed by some 6'6" drug addict with bipolar and getting beaten half to death every Friday and eventually left with 3 children while he goes to prison.

The more rights women get the worst civilization becomes and this is no coincidence we need to look to the things that worked in the past.

No.545517

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No.545518

himasugi tier thread

No.545519

>Women should be breeding cattle.

I've been saying this for years. Whatever minor benefit there is for allowing women freedom and to take part in the workforce simply isn't worth the drawbacks.

No.545526

>>545519
>benefit there is for allowing women freedom and to take part in the workforce

This literally benefits no one but the elite

No.545527

>>545526
so there's a benefit

No.545528

I saw a sexy goth girl at the walmart self checkout and it made me upset

No.545529

>>545326
What the heck I thought this was a 3d model from the thumbnail

No.545530

>>545529
Making assumptions like that is why you will never accel in my field.

No.545531

>>545530
what field

No.545532

>>545531
I have an interest in humans

No.545533

I have a very negative opinion of humans

No.545534

>>545532
>>545533
i like playing video games

No.545547

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play video games you can accel in a field

No.545550

>>545547
Yeah you have to be autistic to think that's funny

No.545552

>>545550
when you can't tell if the joke is post-ironic or just absurd that means it's good

No.545557

>>545547
I thought this was funny, nice post!

No.545559

>>545557
Me too, I laughed.

No.545561

>>545557
>>545559
The spergs have arrived

No.545565

>>545561
You need to read this post first to understand the joke >>545530

No.545567

nice accelerator

No.545604

Quest title: "Girlfriend"
Prereqs:
>BF under 13%
>must be 6'+
>must have a 6/10+ face
>must be able to bench 225lbs for reps
>must have a healthy social circle
>must have an active social media

Items required:
>50,000 coins
>automobile mount
>must have a 6"+ penis equipped in offhand
>must be well-dressed to unlock quest dialogue options

WARNING: this quest will be failed automatically if the player is in possession of any of the following:
>unironic dakimakura
>loli material of any kind
>physical doujinshi of any kind
>anime figures
>anime related clothing

To start this quest, go outside and speak to a womens.

No.545605

>>545604
>Pekora has been dead for months. Her mom has been doing her streams herself using a Pekora soundboard.
someone tell t it's over..

No.545606

>>545604
all my friends have bfs or gfs and none of the boys match these criteria. something just doesnt add up

No.545607

>>545606
Why are you hanging around norms and why are you familiar with their penises

No.545608

>>545606
They might have JBW maxed instead

No.545618

>>545608
go back

No.545640

>>545618
uh-oh looks like someone got mad he got called out for living life on easy mode

No.545641

>>545640
go back

No.555851

tard laughing

No.555852

>>555851
You made Y10NRDY leave.

No.555854

>>555852
You made Sean leave

No.555855


No.555857

>>555855
You made Nagi leave.

No.555858

>>555855
Thank you.

No.555859

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Love making fun shapes in window fog while i wait for my gf to bring the snacks for our studydate

No.555861

>>555859
Lesbos

No.555867

I'm a lesbian (on the inside).

No.555868

>>555867
Kys tranny

No.555870

>>555861
no they're probably in japan since they're japanese

No.555871

>>555868
Kiss myself?

No.555872

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No.555879

>>555872
Not sure what you're trying to say…

No.555881

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>>555879
sisters

No.555882

>>555881
Explain further

No.555883

girls have pussies

No.555885

i saw a girl's pussy once

No.555886

love a nice plate of brie salami and crackers

No.555887

>>555885
I too had to change my sister's diapers

No.555888


No.555889

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No.555890

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story time

back in primary school in i think 94 or 95 our school had a swimming pool but for some reason we changed into our bathing clothing in the classroom

the teacher partitioned off with screens a corner each for the boys and girls

anyway me and a school chum returned late from swimming and decided to peak into the girls changing area because it was against the window and we could get up on a bench and look in from outside

we Please stick it in me'd at the naked girlies but then were caught by the teacher and she slapped us, yeah oldschool huh

No.555891

>>555890
A similar thing happened at my school, except I was the one who told the teacher about the boys who were peeking, and I got them in trouble and they were shamed in front of the whole class

No.555893

>>555889
That's what I started with saying and I'm not any closer to understanding what you're saying we're going in circles here.

No.555894

>>555893
your imouto

No.555895

>>555894
I don't have one.

No.556179

girls must protect their pussies from feral males

No.556276

protect it all you want pussyslut

No.556300

>>556276
A foid in its purest form

No.556301

more of an oral fetishist myself

No.556310

thanks boidmin

No.556327

>>556310
You're very welcome, tranny.

No.556548

Why is she wearing summer clothing when it's snowing outside?

No.556549

i believe in you, you can figure this out

No.556564

I know I know it's because she's not real

No.570705

It's what they exist for

No.570706

makes a lot more sense for her to wear summer clothing in july

No.572230

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No.572231

>>572230
loved this character hope she wins the step-siblingbowl

No.572232

>>572230
Hey champ, looks like you've got some free time on your hands if you're going around looking for old threads to bump. How about taking answering my question instead?

No.572233

>>572232
are you a fly? because you're really annoying and should just BUZZ OFF!!!!!

No.572235

>>572233
There are two simple things that would get me to stop. Can you guess what they are?

No.572243

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>>572230
>>572232
This is how I imagine you two.

No.572244

me on the left

No.572246

>>572235
He already answered your question, you're just being a jerk and a bully.

No.572248

>>572246
Is this what they call gaslighting?

No.572257

ANSWER THE QUESTION

No.572271


No.572272

I've got a feeling I might like to help that girl fulfill her purpose

No.580646

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No.580647

>>580646
Could you answer my question instead of bumping old hopeless romantic threads?

No.588529

Sixteen-year-old Ai Hoshino is a talented and beautiful idol who is adored by her fans. She is the personification of a pure, young maiden. But all that glitters is not gold.

Gorou Amemiya is a countryside gynecologist and a big fan of Ai. So when the pregnant idol shows up at his hospital, he is beyond bewildered. Gorou promises her a safe delivery. Little does he know, an encounter with a mysterious figure would result in his untimely death—or so he thought.

Opening his eyes in the lap of his beloved idol, Gorou finds that he has been reborn as Aquamarine Hoshino—Ai's newborn son! With his world turned upside down, Gorou soon learns that the world of showbiz is paved with thorns, where talent does not always beget success. Will he manage to protect Ai's smile that he loves so much with the help of an eccentric and unexpected ally?

No.588531

>>588529
oh so thats why its called oshi no ko

No.588538

>>588531
Still can't understand what it has to do with delicious children.

No.588551

>>588529
Impregnating the wetcute 16 year old pussy of an idol.

No.589826

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all girls want to be plugged

No.589840

>>588529
thought about this some more and I don't know why he didn't get reborn as a girl idol that would have been much better



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