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Anonymous 08/11/21 (Wed) 18:34:54 No. 544967

I got a bogo coupon for funny honey wanna tag along?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTWsmXkKUIU

Anonymous 08/11/21 (Wed) 23:48:10 No.545026

>>544967
very meow meow thread

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 01:46:13 No.545037

how do you slurp honey through a straw?
why did she take steroids?

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 01:50:15 No.545039

>>545037
Trenbolone was originally for horses

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 01:55:20 No.545040

I forgot this but you can't eat horse meat anymore because they are full of all kinds of chemicals and steroids.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 01:57:15 No.545041

>>545040
dont post in my uma musume threads thanks

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 01:59:55 No.545042

>>545041
Why did you sage your own thread while it's at the top of the board?
Something just doesn't add up.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 02:00:51 No.545043

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>>545040
Are you saying I can binge on black market horsemeat and get jacked

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 02:05:01 No.545044

You can touch, but do not taste the anime girls.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 02:05:02 No.545045

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>>545037
How do you slurp fruits through a straw they're far too big to fit

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 02:14:24 No.545046

>>545045
I'm feeling it, this poster is henri 86% confidence.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 02:31:38 No.545048

>>545046
Nah. Henri would've used proper punctuation.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 02:34:09 No.545050

>>545046
>>545048
i bet that would be henris favorite horse

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 02:38:47 No.545052

>>545050
If I remember right he liked mcqueen and special ed

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 02:41:42 No.545053

>>545052
she's called special week, bully

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 02:42:57 No.545054

hate bullies

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:07:27 No.545058

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>Oguri Cap
>Oguri Cap (Japanese : オグリキャップ, 27 March 1985 – 3 July 2010) was a Japanese thoroughbred racehorse.
Can't eat her she's already dead.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:09:47 No.545059

>>545058
you aren't supposed to eat horses they're cool and like humans and are nice

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:13:34 No.545060

>>545059
Something tells me you haven't been around many horses

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:21:01 No.545062

>>545060
i have

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:28:14 No.545064

horses are scary at first because they're so huge but then you get to know their personality and then you can be friends

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:35:45 No.545068

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this girl once thought the horsies were her friends, but one day she received a grim reminder…

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:37:09 No.545069

>>545068
what happened

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:38:10 No.545070

>>545068
Horsecels dabbing on foids I love horsies now

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:45:44 No.545073

>>545068
What a perfect shot. The horse looks completely insane.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 04:03:42 No.545079

>>545069
In the olympics you aren't allowed to bring your own horse to events. You're given one at random from a pool. She got assigned that horse which was clearly inferior to the rest. Other riders also had trouble with it.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 04:05:25 No.545080

>>545079
oh

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 04:18:05 No.545083

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>>545069
This was pentathlon, they have 5 events and the horse thing is one of them. So she had a world record number of points and was in first place, going for gold, and then Uma Kami grants her this one for her event since they can't chose the horse and it gets chosen at random.
Horse already gave up for the day earlier with the previous rider, and decides no more, he does NOT want to play games anymore. Cue like 10 minutes of her bawling her eyes out in frustration on the horse trying to get it under control as the horse just does whatever it wants, her points drop like a rock on screen, and she goes from 1st place to 31st.

Also her coach got suspended for hitting it.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 04:31:25 No.545086

>>545083
that doesn't sound good for either the horse or the rider too bad i hope they're both doing better now

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 04:46:37 No.545087

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that doesnt feel fair you should be able to bring your horsefren to the event

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 04:49:45 No.545088

>>545087
wish i had a horsefren to grow old with and be friends and post about all of our fun adventures

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 05:13:03 No.545094

>>545088
you can make a lot of horsefrens on the mobile game!

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 06:15:27 No.545104

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>>545068
>>545083
Holy fuck LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 22:11:17 No.545498

hiding out in the happy teio thread until the bully leaves

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 22:29:22 No.545505

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hachimi hachimi ha~chi~mi

Anonymous 08/15/21 (Sun) 14:03:31 No.545929

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Can't get this song out of my head.

Anonymous 08/15/21 (Sun) 15:32:47 No.545962

>>545929
teio and mcqueen on a funny honey lunch date at the park

Anonymous 08/15/21 (Sun) 17:22:13 No.545997

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I'll just stay here until big O comes back to maul that cockroach.

Anonymous 08/24/21 (Tue) 18:51:28 No.547228

funny honey for my grumbly tummy yummy

Anonymous 09/19/21 (Sun) 17:42:21 No.549677

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Went for a run for the first time since I sprained my toe and the toukai teio song played but i had to stop jogging because i was too tired and didn't want to hurt myself again and thought of the funny time where teio had to walk while everyone was running so she didn't hurt herself more. think im going to keep taping my toe for another week or so to be safe even though its probably fine

Anonymous 12/08/22 (Thu) 23:18:24 No.578828

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bumping this gem

Anonymous 12/08/22 (Thu) 23:51:54 No.578835

go back