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No. 536008

Hard mode: Only cute posts!

No.536014

henri would make cute posts…

No.536015

>>536014
our friend henri

No.536017

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No.536018


No.536020

I'm sitting on the toilet passing a huge log.

No.536022

did someone say rhythm games
https://youtu.be/0qbkoXwVJVc

No.536023

Pussy ass nigga

No.536025

small pussy

No.536026

spreading small pussies

No.536029

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No.536031

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Did you know? This image has NINE ⑨ cute bakas!

No.536039

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No.536040

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of funpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand funpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic funpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

No.536041

>>536040
thank u !

No.536042

>>536040
The big problem of "cutepost" being called "funpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic funpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!

No.536053

I threw a bag of piss out of my window into the sidewalk.

No.536060

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No.536061

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fffffffflod

No.536080

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Mom bought anime snacks again

No.536081

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>>536080
My mom's bf bought me precure snacks one time. He knew I liked anime but I don't know how he figured out I liked pretty cure

No.539752

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was at the asian store wanted to buy curry roux but it was five bucks for a box thats like five pounds of rice just bought some bean sprouts and left

No.539753

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No.539765

>>539752
you're supposed to get your curry at an indian store dummy

No.539771

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>>539765
I wanted Japanese kare (curry).

No.539772

>>539771
i got the medium hot karre at the store a week ago but i havent made it yet

No.539773

The only anime food I've eaten was cup ramen and yakisoba noodles (also in a cup)

I specifically bought them due seeing them in anime and I wouldn't ever bought them otherwise

No.539774

>>539773
Did you like it?

No.539775

>>539771
so what if they start eating bug tempura in anime you're going to jump in on the bandwagon as well?

No.539776

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>>539775
Uhh, why would I eat bugs…?

No.539777

>>539774
Yes, I did. The portions are very small though, I could easily eat 2 or 3 of those cups for a single meal.

No.539787

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>>539773
I used to get these pretty often at the grocery store. I was suprised when I saw them in the chuuni anime. They're very good and I would reccommend them to anyone who likes sweet things and chocolate.

No.539788

>>539787
Forgot to mention they're called Meiji bamboo shoots.

No.539789

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>>539787
Those the ones you can stick on your fingers?

No.539791

>>539789
funey girl

No.539794

>>539789
Not unless you carve out the cookie part.

No.539803

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>>539789
Why does /ota/ know about mahoraba? It was my secret anime

No.539805

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>>539803
Please stick it in me, not any more. I'll stealing that gif for myself… Sarabada!

No.558313

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CUTE! POST! ( • ᴗ • )

No.558315

CUTE! POST! ( • ᴗ • )

No.558321

>>558315
thanks for all your hard work otamin protecting honoka from the bullies

No.558327

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No.579828

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No.579829

>>579828
Why did you rename that large screenshot to "untitled" before posting it?

No.579830

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No.579832

>>579830
i can see them

No.579833

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they're making a whole anime about the idolmaster cutes

No.579834

>>579833
that tight slut on the bottom right looks like she can suck a mean dick

No.579835

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>>579834
hard mode: failed

No.579836

cute little hymens!

No.579839

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>>579833
The anime that will resurrect lolimo…

No.579847

lolimo is at least a teen now

No.579851

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>>579833
Not a big fan of idol shows but I am going to watch loli idolmaster

No.579896

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>>579847
she has been pickled lest she would have turned into a teen

No.579917

LOLIHOMO

No.579963

i

No.579984

>>579896
she's sleeping?

No.579989

that's not cute!

No.579990

very cute!

No.579997

>>579896
>>579988
>>579990
>>579992
dont get why people come here to make posts like this if you want to be an edgy teen 4chan is that way >>>>

No.579998

by replying to them you're giving them exactly what they want

No.580006

>>579997
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/:

Troll posts
Racism
Anthropomorphic ("furry") pornography
Grotesque ("guro") images
Loli/shota pornography



why would they want to post on 4chan or are you just using that as a generic internet boogeyman like its 2007 again

No.580010

>>580006
Oh yeah you're totally right i forgot edgy teens don't post on 4chan anymore

No.580011

>>580010
you forgot to bump

No.580014

>>579997
>>579998
sounds like u 2 r buttblasted i laff w/ ur farts LOL

No.580063

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.585431

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No.585432

hardmode failed

No.585445

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its hot and humid atm and the cicadas are crying like to imagine im an anime girl in japan only need the barley tea and one of those mosquito repellent pig burners even though there are no mosquitos here

No.585446

the pig is just for decoration idiot

No.585448

this helped my anxiety, thanks to everyone who posted.

No.585449

>>585446
did i imply it wasnt?
it just holds the coil

No.585462

*squeeze out a huge turd*

No.585465

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No.585467

>>579828
kitacute

No.585471

dropped kyokou suri after like episode 9 but picked back up this year and actually enjoying the new season

No.585473

wish i had a nice portable sudo to make all the buzzy bugs go away

No.585572

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zomg teh yummy knicker

No.586768

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No.586769

you run out of cel threads to bump or something

No.586771

>>586769
stop dont give him any ideas.

No.586772

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No.586777

>>586771
too late

No.586787

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No.586793

quack

No.586796

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No.586800

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No.586802

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people mocking me again at work because i dont talk enough

No.586807

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