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No. 17678

agdsdjc,l.g;old'f;/9gf;8f';9';9gu;'9ug8;yu7gu'9u

No.17679

Nice thread, Henri.

No.17680

bumping this shit

No.17681

virus detected :(

No.39981

nice applebloom

No.40038

always preferred sweetie belle shes just so sexy

No.40147

woke up hi

No.40166

hb its pone time

No.40167

bleached my teeth

No.40168

gonna shite wish me luck

No.40169

just got owned by a thousand wipe shite meself hope youre more fortunate

No.40170

always fold the tp after a wipe and reuse the clean part

No.40171

same but use a drop of soap on each side cant believe i spent years walking around with a crusty bloody shitehole after drywiping with the entire roll

No.40172

use the glove method meself always wrap my hand in tp and wipe

No.40173

gonna draw a nice sexy lady

No.40174

hope you post her

No.40175

cant

No.40176

sigh

No.40177

guess ill ram

No.40180

got owned

No.40181

forgot whether youre supposed to piss before or after sperming its before right

No.40183

love the feeling of blogging in a new thread so full of hope and excitement imagining all the funny and interesting posts my friends will fill the thread with

No.40185

ya if you try to piss after you wont be able to get anything to come out and it will feel uncomfortable

No.40186

do you really see me as a friend

No.40187

uhh

No.40188

dusted me pc and installed new cooler

No.40189

wish i had a friend im so flipping lonely

No.40190

your friends are here

No.40191

its just not the same

No.40192


No.40193

wonder what my cutie mark would be

No.40194

think mine would be scape related maybe a d long or magic tree

No.40195

the lscaper

No.40196

NOT the lscaper but scape is my life and has been for the majority of the past 17 years

No.40197

dont get scape

No.40198

2007scape is a flipping masterpiece but i cant say the same for osrs or rs3

No.40199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MaXxF67PAA hate when mom sees my lock screen and wallpaper

No.40200

going to grans see you later hima

No.40201

bye

No.40202

>>40188
which one

No.40203

ak620 considered fuma 2 because it comes with a nice screwdriver and can be installed with the fans on but ak620 performs slightly better Please stick it in mee

No.40204


No.40205

still using me hyper tx3 now thats a mans cooler

No.40206

cant tell if im hungover or if my head hurts because this is the first day in a week i havent had a pot of cawfee

No.40207

heated a frozen za now im feasting

No.40208

bought some hario 0 filters

No.40209

pic

No.40210

of the za or the filters

No.40211

as for me ill keep using my corsair h45 until it stops working

No.40213

normsair

No.40214

feel like i have to crack to get rid of this headache but i had one before i started last night and it didnt help much

No.40215

love my fuma 2

No.40216

left behind

No.40217


No.40218

cant wait to get mogged hard at the mansion tech show and tell

No.40219


No.40220

>>40217
never heard of hario filters until the guy posted about them earlier and now they come up in a linus vid thats wild

No.40221

we are all a dream of the godhead

No.40222

in a french ass restaurant hurry up with the damn croissants i am a god

No.40223

pics

No.40224

defiantly hungover gonno need a bile bucket

No.40225

toesies are coldsies

No.40226

havent been hungover in ages

No.40227

your liver still works

No.40228

i drink responsibly

No.40229

ate two bagels this morning ate two bagels this evening gonna eat aNOTher now

No.40230

https://files.catbox.moe/hdfmlu.jpg
sigh still waiting for a girl to say this to me

No.40232

hate the guy that steals my images and posts them on ota always thought it was turt but hes too busy having sex to be spying on ghost

No.40233

not sure what to eat i have to assume itll come back up

No.40234

nothin wrong with gettin up in some guts

No.40235

sobered up

No.40236


No.40237

woke up mornin mates

No.40238

whats the game plan

No.40239

gonna have a cup of joe and play pentiment

No.40240

looks alright but obsidian cant be trusted anymore

No.40241

feeling dessicated

No.40242

applied lotion applied some to my lips too its got a weird sweet flavor wonder if its safe for lips

No.40243

sis gave me some premium lip balm

No.40244

feeling good enough to crack a can or two ive also made an executive decision to boil some cabbage leaves and rice in chicken broth

No.40245

cant go wrong with burts bees

No.40246

which tubieshard are we joining for dragonflight

No.40247

you belong in a sanitarium

No.40248

made chili

No.40250

hell ya

No.40251

nice flipping chinkbot mafia spamming pixiv with cp

No.40252

theres nothing nice about chinks

No.40253

was going to NOT join for a couple days did it again still bloodsperming ill try to NOT jo tomorrow

No.40254

woke up mom got wendys

No.40255

go to the doc

No.40256

never been to the doc for my penis

No.40257

weird how norms buy the prostate exam excuse when the doc just wants to finger your bhole

No.40258

whats wrong with that

No.40259

its snap

No.40260

they took an oath nothin snap

No.40261

>>40256
i have its not fun

No.40262

love showin what ive got to the doc

No.40263

cracking just to get rid of this headache before my soup

No.40264

would probably faint if i saw blood in my sperm

No.40265

thats not even whats happening

No.40266

lots of epic name of the rose references in this game Please stick it in mee

No.40267

always meant to watch that never did

No.40268

the book and the movie are both good

No.40269

did you guys NOT do penis inspection at school

No.40270

i flunked it

No.40271

back of my knee is swollen im falling apart

No.40272

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1RLMjFIG6c cant believe she used the n word

No.40273

cant do anything i would normally do at this time but im not tired

No.40274

>>40254
finished the wendys it was ok

No.40275

did she spend 80 bucks why did it take you so long

No.40276

never ate wendys sigh

No.40277

its pretty good but the last time i went there there wasnt a single white person handling the food and me and some fat old guy shook our heads that they were making us wait while making drive thru and phone zombie delivery orders first

No.40278

the one i used to go to 3 or 4 times a week had the same beaner running the register every night but he never made it weird by pointing out that he recognized me

No.40279

>>40275
no it was just one burg and some fries im just a slow eater

No.40280

sigh slowpoke

No.40281

nothin slow whats the rush i always feel more full when i eat slow and eating fast just leaves me hungry and unsatisfied

No.40282

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b--l_0eMbo8
wouldnt mind feasting on all that butter

No.40283

>>40281
same but 4 hours isnt slow its glacial

No.40284

time flies when youre having fun

No.40285

why were you having fun thats not for us

No.40286

why else would you game

No.40287

i dont game

No.40288

why

No.40289

wish i could game

No.40290

wouldnt wish that on my greatest enemy

No.40291

being able to game or NOT being able to game

No.40292


No.40293

cant believe our good friend kenbo is crying in prison right now while we feast snooze and game

No.40294

do the crime do the time

No.40295

dont even remember his cousins being sexy they looked tard and NOT worth 10 years in prison

No.40296


No.40297

pasted okayu just going afk for an hour

No.40298

did my calisthenics im sweatin and pantin like a wild beast

No.40299

selfie

No.40300

dont got a camera

No.40301

uh dont you have a phone

No.40302

need to sneak a tiny mp3 player with denpa loaded onto it into pnigs prison cell

No.40303

>>40301
mom took it away

No.40304

shes giving you a nice dopamine detox

No.40305


No.40306

uh wheres the sweat

No.40307

crying for the chinks blizzard pulled out of china

No.40308

crying for the rest of the world

No.40309

only babies cry

No.40310

chinks are gonno flood the other servers now

No.40311

wish i could fight and die a virg in combat instead of sitting here being cel

No.40312

simply go er

No.40313

meant honorable combat

No.40314

NOThing NOT honorable

No.40315


No.40316

switched over to the invertmas theme on hima and got sad

No.40317

that theme was my idea remember drawing it in mspaint to explain how it should look to pmako

No.40318

we need to enlist in the ukraine foreign legion

No.40319

yeah

No.40320

>>40282
is it president butter

No.40321

just flipped my gf now im eatin a phat steak what's up losers

No.40322

die norm

No.40323

tired of the cPlease rape my facee

No.40324

yeah well for some of us its NOT a meme its our reality

No.40325

dying of thirst but invaders are in the way

No.40326

loved playin maple with my lgf in my lap

No.40327


No.40328

feeling anxious and worried

No.40332

thats how youre supposed to feel

No.40333


No.40334


No.40335

we should all gbt

No.40336

dozo

No.40337

woke up mornin guys

No.40338

die

No.40339

sigh this is why youre cel

No.40340

dry as flip but dont want to buy a humidifier because it wouldnt be good for me books

No.40341

>>40339
uhh haha

No.40342

get a kindle

No.40343

kindle schindle

No.40344

Please stick it in mee

No.40345

manga arent books

No.40346

ya they are

No.40347

wheres the ghota bookworm club

No.40348

tried to restart it on hima for years right now im reading moby dick and the lyonesse trilogy if you want to join me

No.40349

got your moby dick right here

No.40350

what about the ota gaming club

No.40351

>>40342
swindle

No.40352

need to get an e ink monitor

No.40353

no bloodsperm today feeling good

No.40354

gonno start slamming in a moment

No.40355

glued my teeth together with a chunky bloodboog

No.40356

vile

No.40357

whats the problem

No.40358

*pushes one nostril closed*
FFF
*sloppy yellow noseturd lands on you*

No.40359

teenraid

No.40360

sigh its over

No.40361

hope i can sleep well tonight had a horrible time yesterday waiting to fall asleep in bed for over six hours

No.40362

got the gamer wrist

No.40363

how come everyones always gaming but no ones ever streaming

No.40364

im rarely gaming today was an exception

No.40365

didnt game much this week

No.40366

opened these tallboys over an hour ago and got distracted gonno slam em then make some grilled cheesers

No.40367

twitters dying and artists arent even thinking of going back to pixiv sigh

No.40368

twitter dying is a good thing and there are alternatives to pixiv

No.40369

woke up seasons greetings

No.40370


No.40371

The following content may contain suicide or self-harm topics.
Viewer discretion is advised.

dont think i can watch that

No.40372

always wondered what war smells like probably shite and piss

No.40373

my bloodline ends with me

No.40374

cant believe i was doomed to never score just because i wasnt born before 1985

No.40375

zoomers score all the time whats your excuse

No.40376

im an unattractive manchild that doesnt leave the house and has no friends same as 15 years ago when i thought i might have a shot

No.40377

yeah but youre white

No.40378

uh im indonesian

No.40379

oh

No.40380

wish i was a zoomer seems fun

No.40381

>>40377
why wouldnt i be

No.40382


No.40383

gonno buy the kronii pc case

No.40384

make sure you get that sonic mobo too

No.40385

feeling a little weak and dizzy today throat seems a little clogged with phlegm hope i dont have the flu

No.40386

bro got the chinkflu

No.40387

the norms said covid was over so that cant be it

No.40388

over it was a hoax from day 1

No.40389

nenechis really bad at tromboning

No.40390

it never began for covidcels unless you were a 300 pound geriatric

No.40391

end your sad pitiful teenaged lives raiders

No.40392

snoozin

No.40393

wonder what happened to that one guy who snoozed and never posted again

No.40394

watchin a nice movie

No.40395


No.40396

horses scare me

No.40397

assmar

No.40398

ramming

No.40399

ram my anus

No.40400

dont have to ask me twice

No.40401

bro didnt actually have covid he read the test wrong

No.40402

guess ill jerk it to drawings of teenage girls in lingerie

No.40403


No.40404

well some arent teenagers yet Please stick it in mee

No.40405

uh did you NOT get the memo the ped meme is over

No.40406


No.40407

crying for the peds that got tricked into watching laputyan by her model

No.40408


No.40409

guess ill get out of bed shower brush qtip make coffee sip coffee lay on the couch and watch youtube

No.40410

dont forget to link any nice tubie clips you find

No.40411

dont forget to stop postponing that suicide youve been planning since high school

No.40412

its called roping you flipping raidteen

No.40413

guess ill suijo

No.40414


No.40415

feel like im dying sigh the flu is making m feel like

No.40416

sigh ignore that post feeling delirious

No.40417

too fat for me jeans and all my sweatpants are in the laundry

No.40418

woke up raiding

No.40419

gonno jo to indecent pics of someone elses mmo character

No.40420

bought a patchy zumbar

No.40421

>>40405
heb NOT ped

No.40422

whats the difference

No.40423

puberty

No.40424

pedcope

No.40425

gato bebe

No.40426

gonno impregnate a sexy lady

No.40427

die sicko

No.40428

u mad?

No.40429

bought a new handle of normka before using up the old one im an organized man cashier didnt card me

No.40430

wonder why sexy ladies rub their cuncuns and get them all gooey

No.40431

left mouse click is also pressing the middle mouse button if i press it too hard or too close to the scroll wheel

No.40432

simply clean the sperm off

No.40433

out of batteries

No.40434

i dont think its sperm related and i dont think it can be disassembled easily

No.40435

get a nice g pro x superlight

No.40436

not buying any of that trash spent the equivalent of a workday doing mouse research i know what im gonno get

No.40437

wonder why sexy ladies rub their cuncuns and get them all gooey

No.40438

they love it

No.40439

groan its the bot

No.40440

wonder how many tards spent $160 on a wireless mouse that never leaves their desk and dont realize wangblows has forced acceleration

No.40441

hope youve all upgraded to windows 11

No.40442

bacon pepperjacks are in the oven

No.40443

pic

No.40444

groan its the bot

No.40445


No.40446

woke up moms hassling me about how i should become an affiliate marketer

No.40447

I used to be a telemarketer
long ago

No.40448

seems like every tard was at some point

No.40449

think i have a virus

No.40450

love making calls all day to people who hate me

No.40451

yeah you have the human immunodeficiency virus

No.40452

no i mean a computer virus

No.40453

feels hours later than it is probably because i poured too early

No.40454

do believe its time to game

No.40455

kitty keeps bumping into me

No.40456

was yanking my chain to kyaru earlier today meself

No.40457

https://files.catbox.moe/zazuo6.JPG
not sure if i should flip this one too she doesnt look 23

No.40458

mom went to get pizza acted disinterested in a 12 pack since ive got 4 left but its gonno get wild if she gets one

No.40459

nice hopeful romantictron

No.40460

love how a bunch of wealthy hook nosed beta friends with autism turned mating into a transactional series of algorithms

No.40461

really what do you love about that

No.40462

caught up on hima

No.40463

whats hima

No.40464

skipped

No.40465

dry as flip rubbed some lotion on my hands the tube says just a dab heals dry skin well that didnt last at all think i need to inject water like a menopausal hooker injecting botox

No.40466

wonder how japs keep their skin healthy while using the kotatsu

No.40467

gotten fatter thighs rub together now

No.40468


No.40469

paste bibi was reelected

No.40470

>>40457
she looks 40

No.40471

NOT convinced sex can be all that good i know my penis either ill feel NOThing because ive recently desensitized or ill sperm in a minute it takes careful edging to prolong a session and i just cant see the lady going along with that kind of stop and go

No.40472

had to imagine i was snapping her the first time to sperm

No.40473

would rather she took initiative so i can pretend to be snapped

No.40474

weird how men have to pay to pretend to snap and have to even more to pretend to be snapped its NOT fair

No.40475

why would you need to pay just be yourself

No.40476

well i am myself and nobodys snapped me yet

No.40477

>>40474
most girls want you to pretend to snap them

No.40478

well they must NOT want it that much because nobodys asked me for it

No.40479

didnt mean you specifically meant you in a general sense they probably dont want you to do it

No.40480

never read 1984 we read brave new world in middle school thought i had so much to look forward to

No.40481

sigh guess ill just have to keep snapping myself

No.40482

dont remember the last time i cooked a proper meal

No.40483

bought some high end undies almost a tenner a pop

No.40484

would have blown my brains out long ago if i didnt have my mack weldons

No.40485

phew $38 for a brief

No.40486

you cant put a price on comfort

No.40487

>>40480
were living in a pretty even split of the two

No.40488

ya you can

No.40489

need some new undies myself mom got a catalog last month that said 40% off and this months says 50

No.40490

>>40487
all i remember is people having orgies and feelies we must be having the half i dont remember

No.40491

never read it i just know it has hedonistic excess instead of the other ones oppressive puritanism

No.40492

well wheres my excess

No.40493

rectangle

No.40494

i mena my sexcess

No.40495

theres plenty of that on mine

No.40496

post em

No.40497


No.40498

sigh hone

No.40499

playing some marvel snap its fun

No.40500

rolled layla

No.40501

havent played chinkshin since i rolled for kusanally

No.40502

why NOT

No.40503

tired of it its a chore

No.40504

havent played chinkshin period

No.40505

love doing my dailies gives me a sense of routine

No.40506

youd have to pay me to install that chink shite

No.40507

would sell my account but dont want to get scammed by some teen

No.40508

>>40505
the chinks have you dancing

No.40509


No.40510

hitler said chinks were honorary aryans

No.40511

>>40471
Let's have sex and find out

No.40512

wya

No.40513

nc

No.40514

omw

No.40515

feasted on some spicy chicken and rice

No.40516

ghosta is really quality now glad we are here

No.40517

cant tell if youre being ironic or not

No.40518

sigh used to love ironic funposting

No.40519

posting 4 fun on the ghot

No.40520

no longer…

No.40521

realized the weird grinding noise from starting my pc isnt the psu its one of the not even two years old case fans

No.40522

dont have any case fans

No.40523

they came with it

No.40524

that the case you upgraded your mobo for

No.40525

ya

No.40526

overate

No.40527

should i jo to kids

No.40528

its still nnn

No.40529

make sure to invite the police inside first

No.40530

gonno cook a can of hash with two eggs and pickled jalapeno slices

No.40531

love gelapenos

No.40532

phew just had a hooboy of a powerfuck

No.40533

back

No.40534


No.40535

you too

No.40536

oh wait its not a tubie

No.40537

no jalapingas left so i used salsa

No.40538

colder than a witchs tit might be time for hot cocoa

No.40539


No.40540

>>40532
die sextron

No.40541

distinctly remember the babysitter feeding me endless amounts of ice cream while i gamed as a shota think that was the point where my dopamine receptors were permanently fried

No.40542

she wanted to flip

No.40543

>>40541
nice puppetmaster i talked one of moms friends into taking me to toys r us and buying stuff mom said no to when she watched me for a day or two

No.40544

loved throwin the pigskin around with dad after dinner

No.40545

someone shoot this dadnorm

No.40546

wonder where id be if i had a dad

No.40547

[Notice]
Effective immediately, the accounts of talent Noir Vesper from HOLOSTARS EN will be stopping all activities for two weeks as a result of his internal misconduct within hololive Production.

what did he do

No.40548

judging from that guy right here even if you were good at sports

No.40549

how do you know hes not lying

No.40550

are you calling him a troller

No.40551

who would do that to their ghosugibros

No.40552

never lied on ghoty

No.40553

liar

No.40554


No.40555

hows he 6'5 and cel

No.40556

glad im NOT 6'5"

No.40557

sigh just cant get used to the cold like i used to

No.40558

put on some nice warm socksies

No.40559

simply turn on the central heating

No.40560

but then ill be too hot

No.40561

start gaming and let your 13900k and 4090 heat the room

No.40562

wish i could game

No.40563

keep getting some dumb foids email invoices

No.40564

gassy in a bad way

No.40565

sigh sweating like a gods damned pig but have the chills at the same time and a headache and aches everywhere im done for

No.40566


No.40567

never clicked one of those links

No.40568


No.40569

hes just like me

No.40570

he has sex

No.40571

ya

No.40572

>>40570
so do i

No.40573

die sexnorms

No.40574

This is disgustingly sexist. Some of the brightest engineers I know are women. Get that attitude off this forum, it does not belong here.

No.40575


No.40576

just got my 1000 days login reward on fgo

No.40577

proud of you

No.40578

sad for you

No.40579

>>40569
nice friend

No.40580


No.40581

yeah defiantly gonno click that link

No.40582

dont forget to drop a follow and sub if you can

No.40583

still gassy

No.40584

made veggie lasagne

No.40585

pic

No.40586

who are you gonna roll with those funnyorbs

No.40587


No.40588

wish to flip bocchi

No.40589

creep

No.40590


No.40591

groan exh flipped up their interface doesnt even show the number of pages when i search now

No.40592

what do you need pages for

No.40593

uh what do you mean what do i need pages for

No.40594

Yoo Beom, a genius college student who lost his family by an organization that manipulated cryptocurrency prices. Deciding to seek revenge, he hides his identity and infiltrates the cryptocurrency gangster organization , ‘ONE’ .He uses his genius brain to begin a bloody revenge on the cryptocurrency organization that ruined his life. This is a new cryptocurrency crime noir work.

No.40595

qoke up hi

No.40596

qokenorm

No.40597

you cant just call me a norm first thing in the morning

No.40598

you didnt say it was morning

No.40599

might heat up some canned chili eat with some stale bagels

No.40600

sounds vile

No.40601

might start wearing a wifebeater

No.40602

do you have a wife to beat

No.40603

jod n put on that chili

No.40604


No.40605

can had extra beans

No.40606

beaner

No.40607

salt bagel trapped in the moisture better than the plain bagel

No.40608

>>40601
i wear them because im fat and it conceals my gut and mantits when i have a tshirt on

No.40609

you aint fat

No.40610

havent lost the pounds i put on during the incident

No.40611

>>40609
not trying to get into a no true fatsman thing here im 5'8 and 220 at probably 35 percent bodyfat have to do what i can

No.40612

uh 5'8 this place is adults only

No.40613


No.40614

owned that cellet

No.40615


No.40616

uhh youtu.be may as well just post the mobile link instead youre NOT fooling anyone

No.40617

little slurper

No.40618

the homepage of yewtu.be is always full of the kind of trash that guy links thank god the tubies havent found it

No.40619

the tubers won

No.40620

ya the award for gayest group of teens

No.40621

tone down the bigotry gramps

No.40622

dont see any tubes on that page

No.40623

didnt click the link just pointed out that whatever it is the posters NOT fooling anyone

No.40624

been joing like im getting paid to today maybe i should have stuck with my solid black wallpaper instead of rotating pics from the oog directory every 15 minutes

No.40625

edged all day today then spermed no gaming no watching just ooging

No.40626

damn good saturday

No.40627

what doujins are we joing to tonight

No.40628

no doujins just pixiv

No.40629

wasnt on my phone just wanted a short url cause the yubikey is bugging out so i pressed the the share button

No.40630

uh huh

No.40631

gonno make a roastie beef sandwich in a bit dont even like it much just want an excuse to eat horseradish

No.40632

nothin better than phoneposting on ghosti while squeezing out a juicy log

No.40633

>>40630
yah huh cccccbbtgrcbvenvjjgfrvnfifegbukrfduckkbjdhbr

No.40634

just got done tardrambling at mom for two hours straight

No.40635

woke up mornin mates

No.40636

how are you gonno seize the day

No.40637

die foreignorm

No.40638

uhh im gonna go to the store and get some eggs and beans then its raid night

No.40639

nice love making the most of my finite time on gods green earth

No.40640

>>40634
leave her alone

No.40641

she needs to learn

No.40642

learn WHAT

No.40643

did you chinkpill her again

No.40644

you cant just chinkpill mom shell stop paying for your genchink sexy ladies

No.40645


No.40646

ate a stale slice of pizza and crushed my windpipe

No.40647

she loves chink sexy ladies

No.40648

and so i rage

No.40649

take a chill pill

No.40650

moms friends son whos in college was talking about politics and stuff its so pathetic watching norms talking about serious things at such a low level once you live a lifetime as a neet you really have no equal on earth

No.40651

hope nobody actually fell for the neet meme

No.40652

NOT feeling too good

No.40653

fell for the neet meme

No.40654

you got owned

No.40655

>>40650
big talk for a man wearing velcro shoes

No.40656

get all my news from ghostie

No.40657

news is bad for you

No.40658


No.40659

its important to remember that the united states has fallen and were entering a new dark agee

No.40660

no shit retard

No.40661

rudenorm ban

No.40662

>>40660
did you skip or are you just in a daze from exerting yourself strapping those velcro tongues down

No.40663

>>40650
know less about politics than any norm

No.40664

calm down bro

No.40665

don't "bro" me, faggot

No.40666

>>40663
same but i still vote Please stick it in mee

No.40667

the polnorms are getting uppity again

No.40668

ban the votenorm nothin more pathetic than a grown man thinking his voice matters outside of his chosen imageboard

No.40669

NOThin matter simply like to vote

No.40670

i guess the non rigged analog machines are cool

No.40671

that also goes for slot machines

No.40672

feasting

No.40673

got your feast right here

No.40674

you forgot the onion rings kiss that tip goodbye

No.40675

never get rings only fries

No.40676

youre missing out

No.40677

youre missing out on this cock

No.40678

kiss my tip goodbye

No.40679

nothin better than phoneposting on ghosti while squeezing out a juicy log

No.40680

love a good spam

No.40681

i havent had spam in like ten years its overpriced

No.40682

never had spam whats it like

No.40683

salty

No.40684

its like 5 pieces of bologna stuck together if bologna was ground meat

No.40685

i guess ground meat bologna is just liverwurst its like that except without the liver

No.40686

brand name spam is too good for neets gotto get that nice 80 cent great value luncheon meat pork shoulder instead

No.40687

a lot of canned beef comes from third world shitholes like argentina and brazil

No.40688

think i have a throat infection

No.40689

thats what you get sexnorm

No.40690

NOThin sex simply had a nice japanese cold

No.40691

you mena a feigned illness to skip school or work in a society that demands sudoku be committed at the first sign of weakness despite everyone being 5 feet tall and 110 pounds

No.40692

never caught an std after flipping and never used a condom

No.40693

NOThin feigned its deadly

No.40694

never flipped or used a condom

No.40695

had a nice condomjo

No.40696

you mean a nice posh wank

No.40697

whats the appeal of a condomjo

No.40698

considered it at one point and decided ill never use one you might as well be virg if you never raw dogged them guts like our forefathers

No.40699

my great granpappy had himself vasectomized in the 50s and still had two more kids imagine his shame if i finally had teh seXors and wrapped it up

No.40700

youd just create another single mother manbaby

No.40701

so what as long as its a girl she can get some sucker to provide for her

No.40702

youre perpetuating the cycle

No.40703

not my problem

No.40704

would if i could as long as you remain underemployed and knock up a girl with more money you dont have to do a thing too bad im ugly

No.40705

wish i lived in the old days where you could get a nice part time summer job and afford to buy a house and raise a family

No.40706

not so keen on the raising part but id like to own a trailer and a plot of land someday

No.40707

dont even groom myself wouldnt be able to take care of land

No.40708

the beauty of being a redneck is that you dont need any skill or talent just fill your property with trash

No.40709


No.40710

pasted

No.40711

what are your tips

No.40712

sundresses without underwear on windy days that will keep the peds away Please stick it in mee

No.40713

only sexually aroused by 18 to 40 year old blown out roast beef pussies since i first typed sex into google 20 something years ago but keep on rocking

No.40714

ya and only let them wear microbikinis at the beach peds hate those

No.40715

asked jeeves for boobs NOT sex

No.40716

i searched em all

No.40717

gonna jerk it to a doujin drawn by a perverted japanese man

No.40718

have fun

No.40719

might invest in a catheter and a 55 gallon plastic drum

No.40720

chairs squeaking

No.40721

knocked me headphones into a blog tower hope moms not on the couch

No.40722


No.40723


No.40724

>>40722
translate it waps

No.40725

i only meant to blog a while

No.40726

daicon iv is just end of evangelion

No.40727

stoner friendish coworker who wore grateful dead shirts loved elo

No.40728

too young to understand gayful dead all my relatives that died of cirrhosis loved them and had all kinds of tapes

No.40729

cant rationalize the actions of anyone born before the mid 70s id be a lunatic without video games too

No.40730

nah youd just be watching tv

No.40731

and reading comics

No.40732

they were big into those but it cant suck you in like a nice all american vidya game

No.40733

you mean japanese

No.40734

im speaking in the past video games fell to the norm hordes in 2014

No.40735

always get drenched in a thick layer of sweat under my manboobs after a nice ram sesh

No.40736


No.40737

neetblog and i are stuck in the 2000s and thats the way we want it

No.40738

would probably rage if i was sent back 20 years when i remember i had slow internet and a shite pc

No.40739


No.40740


No.40741

if only the teens had directed their energy into well regulated militias instead of trigun amvs we wouldnt be trapped in this hell toilet

No.40743


No.40744

sigh the amvs have been unzipped by a 12 pack of malt liquor

No.40745

sigh kill la kill i dont know why everyone hated it so much all of the gainax catalog is self referential

No.40746


No.40747

wish i had some malt liquor

No.40748

who the hell do you think we are

No.40749


No.40750

wish to flip botan in a cheerleader outfit

No.40751


No.40752

tubester hours

No.40753

love some good tube hours while the worknorms snooze

No.40754

love how all the foreignorms wake up and post as i snooze then nobody posts when im awake theyre NOT even from good white countries theyre monkeys from indonesia and the like

No.40755

sigh why did you have to single out indonesia

No.40756

whats a good white country

No.40757

finland

No.40758

https://files.catbox.moe/qzpr1s.mp4
wish i was indonesian seems fun

No.40759

made milk coffee first time in a while

No.40760

spose ill snooze

No.40761

uh the sun just rose

No.40762

weird how cockfighting is illegal yet what they do to get the eggs you buy in a store is subsidized

No.40763

prefer futa cockfighting

No.40764

might heat up some canned clam chowder and eat with extra stale bagels

No.40765

jod to pics i saved that the artist took down

No.40766

drinking apple friends

No.40767

watching spy family yet aNOTher gimmick show that can barely sustain itself through a single cour before playing its ideas out and aimlessly spinning its wheels

No.40768


No.40769

soy family

No.40770


No.40771

fridge was making some awful noises went to check on it got an ice cream bar while i was there its partially melted

No.40772

>>40765
post em

No.40773


No.40774

normbooru only caught the censored version the artist put up before taking that down too Please stick it in mee

No.40775

guess ill make a cup of soup and toast for breakfast

No.40776

uhh cup of soup is this your idea of a joke

No.40777

no ive had a box a week since i started buying them at the start of the month

No.40778

well is it a cup or a box

No.40779

cup of soup is a product name

No.40780

no it isnt NOT one that ive heard of anyway must be foreign

No.40781

hate the cour meme

No.40782

throat infection sigh gonno gargle some salt water

No.40783

this particular one is foreign because its from the discount store but its american its one of those 70s convenience things like hamburger helper

No.40784

>>40774
thats illegal

No.40785

woke up ate a greaseza then ate banana

No.40786

cracking another dr p

No.40787

>>40783
gonno need a pic or link im NOT buying it

No.40788

im not selling look it up yourself

No.40789

i already tried looking it up before saying id never heard of it

No.40790

you search like a noob

No.40791

https://files.catbox.moe/90x3iz.png
NOT seeing any cup of soup

No.40792

the bingped

No.40793

>>40791
its in there somewhere

No.40794

suppose ill ram

No.40795

>>40793
i tried ctrl f but NOThing in the results came up

No.40796

visited our old friend peter payne to check his prices on life sized flippable female ass replicas

No.40797


No.40798

oog

No.40799

why bother posting the 3rd pic most of the image is censored

No.40800

thats called a punchline

No.40801

didnt just post it i stitched it myself thats a ghost exclusive

No.40802

it flippin stinks

No.40803

hopped up on moms pills to snooze with this throat infection

No.40804

pills here

No.40805

uhh what do you mena hopped up simple take some nice benadryl

No.40806

already chugged benadryl and took some nice naproxen and codeine

No.40807

love popping a few hundred mg of dph

No.40808

never gone higher than 100

No.40809

woke up mornin ghosty

No.40810

die

No.40811

youre just in time for the selen x mumei x ame collab

No.40812

no thanks

No.40813

theres also the lazu collab in an hour if youre more of a nijien guy

No.40814

i dont like watching tubers but thanks for your consideration

No.40815

oh

No.40816

popped a mucocele

No.40817

should i look up what that is

No.40818

think zit in mouth

No.40819

sigh almost out of toothpaste store stopped carrying pepsodent

No.40820

processed 5 pounds of chicken tits for moms dog and took one for meself to try making into chicken fingeys

No.40821

any pics

No.40822

the processor

No.40823

no my hands were covered in raw meat

No.40824

watching some nice catch & cook fishing vids

No.40825

wish i could fish

No.40826

its NOT that great

No.40827

teach a manbaby to fish and he wont eat at all because river fish in the us are full of toxins and pollutants

No.40828

thats what you said about sex

No.40829

wish i was american

No.40830

its NOT that great but it sure beats any island nation

No.40831

even nippon

No.40832

ya

No.40833

glad im NOT american wouldnt want to see uppity nigs every day

No.40834

groan got in bed then remembered i forgot to transfer the laundry to the dryer then had to piss now im awake again

No.40835

time to cook up a feast

No.40836

you only see them regularly in the absolute worst parts of the country

No.40837

wish i lived in paste utah

No.40838

simply move

No.40839

nothin wrong with a nice uppity nig

No.40840

only have two blogs left maybe ill slam em then pop a normatonin

No.40841

miss him so much

No.40842

sigh

No.40843

dont care just wish he hadnt given hima to a 23 year old stoner and had reported teentron to homeland security as a shooting risk

No.40844


No.40845

if wishes were kisses none of us would be virgins

No.40846

im the sexblog

No.40847

im cel

No.40848

>>40841
same
>>40843
its over

No.40849

not gonno be cel much longer once i buy an onahole

No.40850

weird teenraider thread on hima

No.40851

tardlaughing to keep from crying that hima is gone and is having its most active day in 6 months because some 4teens had their general banned or whatevers happening

No.40852

locked the thread

No.40853

nice how it was immediately locked you arent welcome here normseki you faggot bitch

No.40854

im not teenseki

No.40855

preordered the callisto protocol

No.40856

the what now

No.40857

the game that got banned in japan for excessive violence

No.40858

the main character is ossan the heroine is gorira

No.40859

japs are tards didnt know they were even making a dead space 4 but it cant be that bad

No.40860

yes it can

No.40861

maybe if youre 12 i probably saw worse things on newgrounds as a shota

No.40862

hope its good its by the guy who made dead space 1 NOT the shitty sequels

No.40863

remember browsing the new submissions on newgrounds and someone uploaded a video of a guy getting his penis cut off with shears and freaking out

No.40864

that video is now shown in first grade sex ed

No.40865

might hop on over to newg and fire up a nice meet n flip game

No.40866

never met and flipped in rl

No.40867

saved that sexy himapic

No.40868

hope mom didnt already go to the store today i was snoozing until 4pm but im gonno have to get a 30 pack soon

No.40869

weird to think lbi was real

No.40870


No.40871

might order some fancy yeast and a bucket to save mom money

No.40872

wish mom knew how to save money

No.40873


No.40874

NOT convinced natto tastes good looks flippin vile

No.40875

they love the texture of snot apparently

No.40876


No.40877

crying for hima first sc2 tried to kill and now gsg is taking its turn

No.40878

natto is one of those foods thats more about the odor than the taste

No.40879

what the hell is gsg

No.40880

too scared to look at hima

No.40881

oh grand strategy general Please stick it in mee

No.40882

dont bother hima is just a honeypot now

No.40883

sigh he loved honeypots

No.40884

cant wait for the fbi to round up all the pedtubies

No.40885

wonder if hed have gotten away with it if he was handsome

No.40886

dont think theres much of an overlap between peds and fans of used up adult female streamers

No.40887

groan everyones playing pokenorm

No.40888

had a few pokejos in my lifetime

No.40889

mon or girl

No.40890

if he was handsome aunt wouldve been too busy sucking up to him for some flip to call the cops

No.40891

hate that racist old bitch

No.40892

you didnt know her

No.40893

so

No.40894

you would have been racist too if you lived with him

No.40895

nah

No.40896

wonder what became of his big butt neighbor

No.40897

love mondays the norms have to clock in for work while i game and jo

No.40898

hate to break it to you but i dont have to clock in for aNOTher hour

No.40899

uh you still have to clock in

No.40900

nier automatas getting an anime how cont noone told me

No.40901


No.40902

whyd she put all that crap on there but not age

No.40903

same reason as for no pics

No.40904


No.40905

>>40897
sigh im stuck at the office phoneposting on ota

No.40906

bought a cocksleeve

No.40907

pic

No.40908

phew fits well its warm down there

No.40909

need pic NOW

No.40910

you cant handle a pic

No.40911

why NOT

No.40912

you couldnt handle the last one

No.40913

mom bought my favorite cookies sigh thanks mom

No.40914

nice mom took the day off from work and woke me up bitching

No.40915

now shes blocking the entire kitchen watching some insanely loud exercise video get the flip away

No.40916

its her house

No.40917

mom only ever watches kdrama anymore

No.40918

>>40916
nope shes one of the losers of her generation too

No.40919

but she has a nice house and a beautiful son

No.40920

watchin the new linus

No.40921


No.40922

>>40919
she has neither

No.40923

think my lung capacity is halved sigh cant take anything more than a short breath without coughing hard

No.40924

cracking a breakfast dr p

No.40925

dr pisssssssssssssss

No.40926

just had an incident with mom sigh

No.40927

is she dead

No.40928

sigh matricideguy

No.40929

>>40927
inside maybe

No.40930


No.40931


No.40932

>>40930
love how millenial norms are still convinced playing grand theft auto could never influence a 70 iq coon to act violent but somehow drawings bad

No.40933

flip proof think of the shilldren

No.40934

watching some nnd

No.40935

tired as hell all of a sudden

No.40936

new fgo content but not in the mood

No.40937

maybe youd get in the mood if you were streaming

No.40938

feels like fridey but its mondey

No.40939

guess ill crack like its a wild fridey night

No.40940

feels like thursday since thanksgiving vaycay starts wednesday

No.40941

hope your teachers didnt assign any homework over break

No.40942

sigh wanted to beat this game without a guide but i had to look because i thought my save was bugged

No.40943

what game

No.40944


No.40945

hinatahinatahinata

No.40946

back from grans think ill catch up tomorrow

No.40947

havent seen gran in a while i hear shes NOT as energetic as she once was

No.40948

sigh miss grans karelian pies

No.40949

havent seen other gran in years but shes NOT my real gran anyway think mom said something about visiting for christmas

No.40950

think mom said something about cancer maybe if i find an excuse to NOT go i wont have to worry about it anymore

No.40951

get benched gran

No.40952

cant unsmudge me glasses seeing if i can go without them even just a couple years ago i only needed them to go outside and a couple years before that i didnt need em at all i can still read the screen but it takes more work

No.40953

black christmas this year

No.40954

dont know what that means

No.40955


No.40956

ate 3 bagel

No.40957


No.40958

>>40954
its a movie that inspired halloween

No.40959


No.40960


No.40961

watching EPIC Please forgive my rudeness ULTIMATE MEME COMPILATION

No.40962

woke up mornin guys

No.40963

im NOT a guy by choice

No.40964

die agp freak

No.40965

NOThin agp im a man just NOT by choice

No.40966

chicken fingeys came out good ill take a pic next time

No.40967

drinkin some joe

No.40968

got some jo for you right here

No.40969

love a nice cup of jo

No.40970

got a fresh 30 pack earlier gonno start cracking

No.40971

wish i could crack

No.40972

make it so

No.40973

crying for liverfail

No.40974

is it really that big of a deal uncs had hepatitis for like twenty five years

No.40975

>>40973
its okay i was just making it up

No.40976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDAP49Kixkg
love a good ceilingstare nodokas just like me

No.40977

woke up gonna jo

No.40978

oog me wake me jo

No.40979

cant jo like a noob anymore after researching hip onaholes and knowing for a mere 400 dollars i could have the equivalent of a gf airmailed to me in 3 days

No.40980

sigh he loved his onaholes

No.40981

all you need is the humble virgin age ~admission~

No.40982

last time we talked about this i was considering the graduation but ive got to go big or go home

No.40983

would get a puni but dont want to clean it every time

No.40984

just put it in the dishwasher

No.40985

sigh hate when i find a good doujin artist but it ends up being ntr or scat or some other dealbreaker

No.40986

ntrs not a dealbreaker just insert yourself as the big ugly guy

No.40987

can only insert myself as the fat ugly hairy man not the gorilla nig and the japs love drawing nigs

No.40988

im not big just ugly

No.40989

sigh he loved nig ntr

No.40990

is it still a scatjo if shes shitting ice cream

No.40991

uh digested or

No.40992

right onto the cone fresh

No.40993

those wacky japs

No.40994


No.40995

love it when selen and watame read my comments

No.40996

my belief in god hinges on you getting a terminal illness very soon

No.40997

p anderson said god only punishes his own

No.40998

this is a pagan board who cares what that dork says

No.40999

norman

No.41000

>>40986
i insert as the girl

No.41001

i told my therapist i self inserted as the girl getting fucked hard
he said i should get a job and file taxes

No.41002

groan woke up to smoke alarm chirping its the middle of the flipping night

No.41003

why are you posting gtfo before you get torched

No.41004

uh if its chirping that means its low on battery

No.41005

dont sass me boy

No.41006

it shouldnt even be capable of being low on battery its wired into the ceiling

No.41007

look at the city slicker with his fancy wired smoke alarms

No.41008

NOThin fancy

No.41009

>>41006
they have both so they can detect fires if the power is out

No.41010

yeah and my powers NOT out whats your point

No.41011


No.41012

im so young that i saw that show more times in school than on tv

No.41013

not like thats a bad thing sanford and son and the jeffersons were better

No.41014

mom didnt allow buddies on the tv

No.41015

she must be overcompensating my grans gran owned buddies and her kids still watched s&s and called her a big dummy

No.41016


No.41017

i remember your vagina
little cunt in carolina

No.41018

cant wait for virgin age ethyria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyE1mzWcZ_E

No.41019

>>41017
dont you mean arizona

No.41020

did my calisthenics im sweatin twitchin heap

No.41021


No.41022

booby

No.41023

how come joing isnt considered exercise

No.41024

considered by whom

No.41025


No.41026

wearing those fancy undies

No.41027

pic

No.41028

wonder what compels the vteen to keep posting that shite ive never clicked on a single one of his links why doesnt he just stay in hima

No.41029

weird i dont wonder that at all but i do wonder what compels you to keep giving him the attention that compels him to post

No.41030

deep loud whirring of this external is driving me crazy

No.41031


No.41032

bought some diabeetus socks

No.41033

i remember your vagina
little cunt in carolina

No.41034


No.41035

drinking unsweetened tea im so mature

No.41036

gonno practice snapping

No.41037

wonder why sexy ladies rub their cuncuns and get them all gooey

No.41038

uh they dont

No.41039

nice virg

No.41040

woke up with a sore bhole again

No.41041

sorry

No.41042

>>41035
now thats deranged it tastes a thousand times more bitter than cawfee

No.41043

the bsnapper

No.41044

groan pixiv is down

No.41045

thought everyone used twatter instead of that

No.41046

i let others curate it for me over on gelbooru

No.41047

wait is rape included in whatever theyre making people delete or whatever maybe i should log in

No.41048

uh what are you talking about

No.41049

pixiv down out of exh credits got NOThing to do

No.41050

>>41048
this guys been posting about pixiv nonstop i assume theyre banning accounts or something

No.41051

am i supposed to know who youre talking about

No.41052

uh what do you need credits for

No.41053

i mean the image limit thing

No.41054

>>41051
yeah whoevers been mentioning it skipper

No.41055

NOThin skipper i read every post

No.41056

woke up with a sore cock again

No.41058

bought some nog

No.41059

nogger

No.41060

woke up with a sore brapper again

No.41061

die doublespace

No.41062

bored i may be all gamed out for a while

No.41063

think my wisdom tooth is pointing the wrong way

No.41064

BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

*brap*

No.41065

circumcised vaccinated wisdom teeth removed full of corn syrup and microplastics thanks civilization

No.41066

cute BRAPS bro!

No.41067

the brapper

No.41068


No.41069

glad my genitals arent mutilated

No.41070

die foreigner

No.41071

NOThin simply NOT friendish

No.41072

i mena NOThin foreigner

No.41073

go back to russia pinko undergoing unnecessary and harmful for profit medical procedures without question is part of being american

No.41074

got the snip and im NOT american

No.41075


No.41076

will never forgive the norms for stealing my foreskin

No.41077

>>41074
nice gook our granddaddys fought hard to make sure you would

No.41078


No.41079

is that the guy that got on the news like ten years ago pretending to be a union rep

No.41080

NOT gook

No.41081

thats nb

No.41082

>>41080
nice african

No.41083

NOT nig

No.41084

hb just got a shooting pain in my urethra that cant be good

No.41085

nice mudslime

No.41086

NOT mud

No.41087

well thats everybody it happened to everyone in america but you must be one out of a million you win the suffering contest

No.41088

might log into scape for the first time since 2015

No.41089

>>41087
what about the nice israelis

No.41090

scape is down they need at least 15 hours to fix it

No.41091

sigh youve got to be kidding me first time trying to scape in ages and the servers are down guess this is a sign

No.41092

mom extricated me from her womb in a dimly lit barn in southern germany

No.41093

things wouldve been different if mom got in the tub and gave me a nice natural waterbirth instead of getting the doc to violently slice her womb open

No.41094

wish i bought intel instead of falling for pnigs amd meme

No.41095

what difference does it make its all the same shite just get whatevers cheap

No.41096

we stand with intcel

No.41097

amd works fine for me never used anything else except pasted apple silicon

No.41098

>>41097
dont use that evil crap how about a nice powerpc

No.41099

guess ill watch some digitally recorded sex acts and yank on my penis

No.41100

stream a jo

No.41101

uh i hope you mean digitally produced

No.41102

cranked my penis now i snooze

No.41103

uh if you can afford to shoot on digital you can afford digital production ya

No.41104

making a text file of all my pixiv follows so i can download an archive of em all

No.41105

sigh some of em have already wiped their stuff

No.41106

mom told me about the new lingo her teen coworkers are using seems like cap and lit are a big hit with the kids told her thats gay as flip and im glad i dont have to be around that shite

No.41107

uh youre NOT allowed to call things gay anymore

No.41108

sigh none of the authentic chink restaurants around here support delivery its always the americanized ones

No.41109

like you know these guys are the real deal
https://files.catbox.moe/7pvx6e.png

No.41110

arrogant chinks

No.41111

love chinks theyre basted

No.41112

delivery is for norms

No.41113

woke up mornin mates

No.41114

i said die

No.41115

why

No.41116

>>41106
lit is old it means drunk or high

No.41117

what about a nice bubble tea delivery

No.41118

think its from the 80s or something but im not sure why using internet terms in real life is okay now i would make you eat my shit if you said leet or something to my face

No.41119

smd

No.41120

big bro says kino in real life when hes talking about a good movie

No.41121

>>41107
yeah they tried telling us that lie in the mid 2000s and it was wrong then before everything about existence got 5 trillion times gayer

No.41122

remember when people on the 4 started saying kino still dont know what it means

No.41123

>>41116
the way teens use it now is like cool or groovy or rad its completely different

No.41124

its kraut for movie

No.41125


No.41126

thought kino was a reference to a specific movie distribution company called kino lorber because i saw the name on the back of the miracle mile box

No.41127

well you thought wrong

No.41128

>>41109
pasted chinks

No.41129

wish i was a chink

No.41130

need to change my life

No.41131

sounds like its time for a neetcut

No.41132

was thinking that myself

No.41133

need one soon too but not yet

No.41134

looks like the scape servers are back up

No.41135

stream NOW

No.41136

took a shower dont think ive left the house in two weeks or more so i cant associate bathings with events its all a blur maybe i took one on the weekend

No.41137


No.41138

take at least two to four showers a day sometimes a bath or two as well

No.41139

where do you get the energy

No.41140

what do you mean

No.41141

can barely manage one quick shower a day its so boring

No.41142

>>41137
sigh wish i could marry her

No.41143

i said what i meant and i meant what i said

No.41144

shes not yet of marriageable age

No.41145

well i dont get what you mean itd take energy to NOT shower cant stand feeling grimy and with a bath you just lie there

No.41146

how are you getting grimy sitting in a chair

No.41147

dont know guess its in the air

No.41148

got a fan on at all times for noise cancelling so im probably getting dust and gross little particles blown into my pores all day and on top of that i get sweaty as flip sitting in my room because moms in charge of the heating and its often too hot for me

No.41149

that bitch thinks she can monopolize the heating its time to take back control

No.41150

sigh wish i could do something about it but im just a lowly neet its not within my purview

No.41151

how about a polite conversation where you come to a compromise

No.41152

dont know how to do a conversation never tried it before

No.41153

sigh im with you on that this blasted radiator clicks on all the time because shes got the thermostat on 65 gonno have to crack a window

No.41154

guess ill crack a window too forgot i could do that

No.41155


No.41156

might buy a cheap french memechanical keyboard and just switch the keys around

No.41158

fire up the filco

No.41159

nah only considering it because its under 60 bucks and isnt too gaymer

No.41160

i grow bored maybe ill eat

No.41161

might read homer and virgil

No.41162

doh

No.41163


No.41164

tardlaughing how that urgent care doc from a few years ago had opioid epidemic posters all over the waiting room then gave me opioid cough syrup for a mild flu that i then used recreationally for months

No.41165

nice sizzurp drinker

No.41166

not sure what it was but they poisoned it to prevent abuse so i just took some until i got sick

No.41167

>>41025
wheres the part where she says she only knew this story cause she was flipping jeff

No.41168

le cookies are ready

No.41169


No.41170

dont know what that is i just took a gulp every hour until i went crosseyed and started spewing watched a lot of movies

No.41171

cooked a can of soup

No.41172

im a fan of the walmart whole grain saltines

No.41173

ripped a toenail off didnt hurt but its a gusher guess ill wrap it in sperm tissues and snooze

No.41174

im still healthy though it started coagulating quickly

No.41175

the coagulater

No.41176

producing so much phlegm that its leaking into my lung and making me cough it out every few minutes

No.41177

pasted phlegmlung

No.41178

sigh cant watch anime anymore the norms ruined it for me

No.41179


No.41180

hate when an artist draws handcuffs hovering around the wrists when if i ignore them floating you can just slip out of then like that

No.41181

that would be illegal

No.41182

what would be

No.41183

hate illegals

No.41184

no human being is illegal

No.41185


No.41186

hair

No.41187

made tea

No.41188

groan now exh is down

No.41189

works on me machine

No.41190

ya because its back up

No.41191

gonno fire up rule34 dot xxx

No.41192

>>41185
hmm yes nice pussy madam very sex

No.41193

forgot there was a new kancolle anime airing this season since it started so late

No.41194


No.41195


No.41196

friend got the kiniro koiking too fast this time gonno send a scathing email to nintendo and cover

No.41197

uh friend

No.41198

*pretends to understand and nods my head attentively*

No.41199

raid

No.41200

the fbk friend

No.41201


No.41202

love a nice crossover

No.41203

if anime girls were real id flip them

No.41204

no you wouldnt

No.41205

oogin hard to annes new costume

No.41206

meant ange

No.41207

sigh little orphan annie

No.41208

woke up already depressed sigh

No.41209

its already afternoon

No.41210

sometimes browse porn as a reference to see whats realistic and whats NOT in artwork recently lots of searches have been returning NOThing when they should be returning something guess these sites blacklist words now glad those friends running porn industry are there to act as our moral compass

No.41211

simply stop being sad and start being awesome

No.41212


No.41213

and now mom wants me to mow

No.41214

love mowing the lawn for a dollar

No.41215

we call it a loonie where im from

No.41216

how do you mow when theres snow

No.41217

Please stick it in mee pasted chris chappell started a gaming channel

No.41218

dont think these new undies are doing it for me need something that keeps my package secure but which i cant feel the seams of on me buttocks

No.41219

lets see em

No.41220

no creep

No.41221

>>41211
dont know how to do that

No.41222

>>41214
i dont get paid but she buys all my beer and snacks thats more valuable than money

No.41223

overeated why do i do this

No.41224

hope youre all ready for thanksgiving

No.41225

could never eat a lot guess thats why i never gained height or muscle

No.41226

never had thanksgiving whats it like

No.41227

die foreignorm

No.41228

sometimes wonder who dodged a bullet in some war and created this shite timeline

No.41229

was thinking earlier while brushing me tooth that the order of light guys are in their mid 40s by now

No.41230

god damn it theres a flipping bug in my raisins bet thats why that clump tasted like horse turd

No.41231

body of a man
mind of a child

No.41232


No.41233

moms watching the strange alan movie when she hasnt seen uhf

No.41234

watched it with mom the weekend before last and i havent seen uhf

No.41235

guess its time for shower number 2 or maybe its number 3 might comb my hair to prep for a cut

No.41236

its been running for half an hour am i missing out

No.41237

never watched nhf

No.41238

dont ignore me you rancid swine

No.41239

i cant watch movies with music anyway i start sweating

No.41240

>>41236
then you better go catch it Please stick it in mee

No.41241


No.41242

feel like daycracking but i only have 15 blogs left

No.41243

no blogs

No.41244

doublesneezed

No.41245

almost finished fire emblem on the gb micro thought it hadnt been too long since i played it last but then i realized it has been 15 years

No.41246

stream

No.41247

never got a micro did you buy the camo one

No.41248

had to do something stressful gonno crack to calm down

No.41249

itchin hard

No.41250

stop bitchin

No.41251

>>41249
same you jynxed me

No.41252

popped some antihistamines so im NOT itching as much anymore

No.41253

cant find my soitch charger how the hell am i gonna turn this thing on

No.41254

uh are you telling me you have no spare usb c cables

No.41255

forgot you could do that these days

No.41256

usb n

No.41257

i dont own any usb c cables

No.41258

>>41247
its the famicom one

No.41259

think i own 2 c cables tried to buy more but the store only had micro and lightning

No.41260

dropped 2 anime made sure to enter what ep i dropped at in my mal

No.41261

thought the micro was dumb when it came out why would i want a smaller screen but now that the pigfag soitch is supposed to be a handheld i realize that i chose the wrong timeline

No.41262

>>41261
didnt you see those magazine ads you could take it anywhere hell he could have smuggled one and a flashcart into prison up his ass

No.41263

tried to put porn videos on my gba flashcart but couldnt get the program to work

No.41264

Please stick it in mee

No.41265


No.41266

got a new chair

No.41267

pic

No.41268


No.41269

いいな

No.41270

nice salome

No.41271

tossed for the first time in many months and got first

No.41272

i must have missed the stream

No.41273

watched some porn the guys kept pulling it out to wank on it guess the real thing doesnt feel better than the good old hand after all

No.41274

bholes been extra moist lately

No.41275

>>41268
lookin good

No.41276

no woman will ever be able to match someone who's been practicing masturbation for 20+ years

No.41277

woke up mornin guys hows everyone doing

No.41278

uhh 20+ years i didnt start till my teens

No.41279

started joing in the first grade

No.41280

>>41256
Please stick it in mee

No.41281

think i need to work on my jo technique doubt my hand would feel better than a foidhole

No.41282

sounds like its time to spice things up might i recommend autoerotic asphyxiation

No.41283

bholes been extra moist lately

No.41284

spam

No.41285


No.41286

dont know what im looking at

No.41287

>>41276
nah just dont sperm for a few days and youre good to go

No.41288

can already do that dont need no woman

No.41289

bored gonno crack may also jack and snack in that order

No.41290

love snacking on my sperm

No.41291

might i entice you with an alternative

No.41292

go ahead

No.41293

might start joing to adults again

No.41294

all characters in this work are 18 years of age or older

No.41295

sigh was gonno order a pair of headphones but today they put stipulations on using the discount code for sale items and i had a chance to still use it and save 8 dollars but dragged my feet and now its disabled

No.41296

why arent you waiting for cyber monday

No.41297

because its a scam they also just happened to put 95 percent of the site on quote unquote sale thats what i get for trying to buy american in the words of willy wonka they get nothing

No.41298

might stream uhf for all the mates that never saw it love wheel of fish

No.41299

saw that when i was 10 years old only remember spatula world

No.41300

cookin up a big ol feast

No.41301


No.41302

>>41300
of what

No.41303

nice terrytuber

No.41304

wonder if dominos delivers tomorrow

No.41305

>>41302
spicy chicken and rice

No.41306

george likes his chicken spicy

No.41307

wish i was as cool and accomplished as george

No.41308

you mean grrm or george holtz

No.41309

uh neither i mean the spicy chicken guy

No.41310

NOT sure if i should ship elipomu or pomunana

No.41311

>>41307
simply do the opposite

No.41312

guess ill give it a shot just gonno game for a few hours first

No.41313

hit a wall while cracking groan im not tired yet

No.41314

hate this now what am i just supposed to sit here sobering up with heartburn for hours

No.41315

damned good halloween ross

No.41316

weird how in the trickstyles episode he mentions the gta 3 skybox glitch when i started replaying it last week before watching this and noticed the same thing always see a lot of my isolated thoughts pop up on the 4 too

No.41317

need to piss and shit at the same timer

No.41318

there was a great ms paint comic about that

No.41319

guess ill snooze mom said she wants to eat before it gets dark so ill be eating turkey for breakfast at 3pm

No.41327

never liked turkey

No.41328

looking forward to a thanksgiving feast of some canned chili and maybe some taters

No.41329


No.41330

made milk coffee with me trusty moka

No.41331

wonder of signor otamin uses a moka

No.41332

wish i had a moka or a stove gotta make do with the french press

No.41333

hon hon hon

No.41334


No.41335

boiling some eggs for a cool 10 minutes

No.41336

whos feasting today

No.41337


No.41338

uh thanksgiving was last month

No.41339


No.41340

>>41338
uh die chink

No.41341

groan mom said she wants me to get out of my room more theres nothing but pain for me out there in the world

No.41342

NOT a chink die amerinorm

No.41343

arrogant canadachink

No.41344

gonno start cracking after i finish my cawfee seems like a good day to attempt an earlysnooze

No.41345

uh then why are you drinking normffeine

No.41346

ate those boiled eggs with salt n pepper

No.41347

where was the pic

No.41348

if i snooze too early ill wake up fully rested at 3am

No.41349

as for me its coffee #2 NOT planning on earlysnoozing

No.41350

>>41347
what do you mean

No.41351

got into a thank you contest with the girl behind the counter at the sushi store

No.41352

domo domo

No.41353

dont know what that means

No.41354

whoever says it the most times wins

No.41355

did you win

No.41356

ya said it one or two more times than her Please stick it in mee my skill is unmatchable

No.41357

uhh sushi store

No.41358

whats the problem

No.41360

ate some big turkey rice n gravy mac n cheese and corn big bro brought over the ps4 and we gamed

No.41361

nothin two player worth gaming on that piece of shite

No.41362

what about a nice darkie 1 game&watch

No.41363

havent dusted off the bloodbornemachine in years

No.41364

always screenlooked in splitscreen Please stick it in mee

No.41365

hope you dont do that at the mansion gaming nights

No.41366

>>41364
little flipper

No.41367

NOThin wrong with a lil peek

No.41368

told someones little bro that triangle in vice city was turbo to steal his turn

No.41369

screenlooking is a valid strategy

No.41370

thinking about buying strive mays cute but feel like ive outgrown fighting games

No.41371

too tard for fighting games

No.41372

went with taters n cheese instead but i didnt have enough cheese so it just tastes like taters

No.41373

sigh he loved taters

No.41374


No.41375

always wanted to play fighting games but all the other kids just wanted to smash

No.41376

i was one of them

No.41377

loved smashin with the bros after school owned them with kirb

No.41378

fire up a nice glove on fight hamachi tournament

No.41379

>>41377
same only remember playing kirb samus or game and watch

No.41380

sheik too any character with a grab was epic and had a 50 50 chance of ragequits Please stick it in mee

No.41381

only ever played fox he was my favourite

No.41382

never played super norm bros after 64

No.41383

sigh melee was over 21 years ago

No.41384

didnt even eat that much but im gonno splode have to get my pants off

No.41385

as for me feeling constipated

No.41386


No.41387

been ghota pooping for months dont know what the freaking deal is

No.41388

what

No.41389

damn good laughter stream

No.41390

who needs a companion when you can just chat with replika

No.41391

played poker lost 2 bucks couldve won but did NOT have the heart or committment

No.41392

always go all in on the first hand you gotto have guts if you wanna come out on top

No.41393


No.41394

gonno sperm darkshower and sperm again

No.41395

woke up mornin guys time for some joe

No.41396

bought strive probably gonno refund it though

No.41397


No.41398

i dont get it never played much cod

No.41399

what motivates you to post among the gnfos vtuber teens that onseki sent to hima and followed us here

No.41400

if im gonna be gurgling like this may as well go all in poured meself a glass of milk

No.41401

sigh

No.41402

woke up what happened was it down

No.41403

turt was ddosing again

No.41404

guess ill have some air fried hash browns and chicken nuggets

No.41405

devoured them

No.41406


No.41407


No.41408

you told me it was over for intel

No.41409


No.41410

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C3a8qI0Wr8

Please stick it in mee pasted japs

No.41411

NOThing pasted about racism

No.41412

woke up sobbing its back

No.41413


No.41414


No.41415


No.41416

nice biter feesh trying to rip off ehtyria again

No.41417

sigh need a cool username

No.41418

sexyladyhunter2

No.41419

>>41414
>>41413
>>41410
>>41407
>>41406
clicked and watched all of these

No.41420

now click 415 and watch some nice naked raiden with hayama

No.41421

thank you it really helps me out

No.41422

skipped every single one

No.41423

ban the skipper

No.41424

what are you gonno do send all my posts to ghost I am an incomparable homo

No.41425


No.41426

wonder what its like to draw something that thousands of men masturbate to must feel great

No.41427

cant stop pissing

No.41428

new sseth its good

No.41429

kris wu was sentenced to 13 years in prison for snap

No.41430

kris who

No.41431


No.41432

dont watch seth hes a buddy

No.41433

hes our buddy

No.41434

Your report of a player abusing text chat was verified and the player you reported was penalized. Thanks for helping keep our community safe!

No.41435

die snitcher

No.41436

heard that in korea its a crime to insult someone in public

No.41437


No.41438

phlegm cup is half full

No.41439

hope youre not planning on wasting that phlegm

No.41440

what should i do with it

No.41441

make some hot phlegm tea like the american indians do

No.41442

but it stinks think its starting to mold

No.41443

all the better

No.41444

wnt to bed early and still didnt get up until after noon guess ill have some cawfee

No.41445

>>41425
paste lamy

No.41446

sachihans birthday

No.41447


No.41448

set up an alarm for laputyans 1st anniversary stream

No.41449

moms ordering me new underpanties should i get boxers or boxer briefs

No.41450

always boxers

No.41451

been getting the briefs for 12 or so years maybe ill do half and half

No.41452

cant believe the sheep went to singapore to do a concert she flipping made it

No.41453

guess ill game for a bit

No.41454

i assume youll also stream

No.41455

nah maybe some day when i learn how to

No.41456

someone needs to do a stream to teach us how to stream

No.41457

mom bought popeyes 2 biscuits one wing one thigh phew im stuffed

No.41458

dont have the money for a second pc and a capture card

No.41459

>>41457
why arent you eating yesterdays leftover thighs and biscuits and wings

No.41460

wasnt at the party sorry

No.41461


No.41462

whats her problem

No.41463

rape

No.41464

>>41460
there was no party just me and mom but she bought enough to have leftovers

No.41465

sigh wish i had some turkey maybe ill see if theyve got any on discount tomorrow

No.41466

attention spans so fried i can barely watch anymore think i need a dopamine detox or was that serotonin i dont remember

No.41467

i mena barely watch

No.41468

you need to watch something relatable and gripping like autistic attorney woo

No.41469

how about law and order svu

No.41470

dont know what that is

No.41471

havent rewatched old tcap eps in a while

No.41472


No.41473

Please stick it in mee

No.41474

think ill be a good nakama and order some stuff mom was whining the other day about how she got nothing for christ mass last year

No.41475

only christmas present i ever bought was a peanuts holiday special box set for mom a couple years ago

No.41476


No.41477

its pizza time

No.41478

since when was assmongoloid known as zackrawrr on twitch

No.41479

thats what his channel was when he uploaded that video of his filthy room ten years ago why ive been seeing his face on imageboards and every teen on earth has been obsessed with him for years ill never know

No.41480

it was his secondary channel for when he wanted to keep a low profile havent watched him since legion but i still get his channels in my recommended section and it seems like that one gets an absurd amount of views now so im not sure what the point of it is

No.41481

bhole oily rn

No.41482

lost my libido poured some blogka guess ill rot wasnt able to do any of the things id planned to do today

No.41483

what did you plan to do

No.41484

game watch read

No.41485

woke up gonno airfry some fries

No.41486

>>41484
you need normahol or normffeine to do the first two anyway theres still time

No.41487

uh no cant do those things after pouring

No.41488

need some haro filters for my v60

No.41489

grocery bills double what it was a few years ago even while eating lower quality food

No.41490

sigh cant make the monthly car subscription payment this time guess its no heating and only four gears for thirty days

No.41491

steering wheels still crooked never got it fixed just got used to it

No.41492

well got used to it may be an exaggeration only Drive to the grocery story a couple times a week

No.41493

>>41488
just get a mr coffee machine

No.41494

ate my fries with mayo now im gonno play some we who are about to die

No.41495

wonder if my mayos still good dont remember when i bought it probably 3 to 5 months back

No.41496

go through a tub of mayo every one to two months between two people

No.41497

i go through two pounds a month

No.41498

*rubs mayo over 300lb body*

No.41499

>>41497
thats how big the tub is it may be more like 45 to 90 days depending on how much tuna i eat

No.41500

gotta love a good tunamayo

No.41501

cant find that mayo drawing

No.41502

i buy kewpie

No.41503

weird to think my lifes only a third over

No.41504

weirder to think i did more in a single day as a teen than i do now in a month wonder how i did that

No.41505

think my setup just isnt right maybe my life will turn around if i buy a new desk as a teen i used one of those cheap foldout tables maybe i should go back to one of those

No.41506

gonna poop brb

No.41507

what do you mean brb dont you have a smartphone

No.41508

>>41505
nah they suck get a real desk or at least a piece of wood

No.41509

have a piece of wood for you right here

No.41510

>>41508
if it sucked then how come my life was so much better back then

No.41511

if youre still mentally and socially a teen why wouldnt it have been better 3 years in instead of after 15

No.41512


No.41513

>>41511
too tard to figure out what youre saying

No.41514

same

No.41515

nailbit now bleeding

No.41516

think he might be tard too i cant figure it out and im one of the smartest tards on hima

No.41517

>>41513
how are our lives different from when we were 16

No.41518

someone needs to invite nene to ghota

No.41519

i dont like to bring this up very often but im actually NOT a tard in fact im what you might call a genious

No.41520

prove it

No.41521

ive read sicp

No.41522

did you do all the exercises

No.41523

ya well i guess i skipped some in the last chapter

No.41524

the pissbottle situation in here is a disaster waiting to happen and the floor around my chair is covered in cans

No.41525

pic

No.41526

most of them are a regional pabst equivalent dont want to get narrowed down

No.41527

cameron already knows my ip and thus what city i live in

No.41528

dont understand pissbottles do some mums forget even to potty train their kids

No.41529

blogged out of me gourd gonna regret this tomorrow

No.41530

>>41528
its a gamer thing you wouldnt understand

No.41531

stretched n cramped

No.41532

referring to my diaper

No.41533


No.41534

>>41528
flip you foreigner

No.41535

too long too nipp need a condensed translation

No.41536

gamed

No.41537

sigh trying to watch a ff7 playthrough but keep getting distracted have to rewind constantly because im missing crucial dialogue

No.41538

also gamed gonno snooze now

No.41539

tried to game but somehow the executable doesnt work anymore after i reinstalled a few months ago

No.41540


No.41541

went to the store loaded up on lamb hearts and wine

No.41542

never et a lamb heart whats it like

No.41543

its good

No.41544

whatever happened to kodomokid buttchildo guy

No.41545

woke up feeling dizzy

No.41546

forgot to stick the pasta i made last night in the fridge

No.41547

>>41544
he got a lgf

No.41548

undercooked me taters

No.41549


No.41550

>>41547
latina gf?

No.41551

raid

No.41552

made an egg white and spinach frittata

No.41553

pic

No.41554

already ate it sorry

No.41555

thats fine just post a pic from before you ate it

No.41556

toenail wont stop bleeding

No.41557

also had that problem

No.41558

weird i just woke up havent had time to get settled into doing anything and its already afternoon meeting its just about evening so i dont have time to do anything guess ill just rot

No.41559

some degenerate freakazoid invader is sitting on the couch in his underwear what the flip

No.41560

thats me sorry

No.41561

die

No.41562

woke up gonno paint

No.41563

>>41559
sorry to say but your moms been flipped

No.41564

want to make a big booze order but its awkward to explain to mom

No.41565

no hes big bros friend he just has no self awareness or sense of boundaries

No.41566

why isnt he with his family

No.41567

he stayed over for pizza last night and now hes hanging around the house in his underwear while everyone else is at work

No.41568

uh whys everyone working on a saturday

No.41569

i dont know youll have to ask them

No.41570

go out there and box his ears

No.41571

>>41567
hes asserting dominance

No.41572

gonno keep hiding in my room and scaping im safe in here

No.41573

wheres the stream

No.41574

think i got pwned but im too lazy to format and reinstall

No.41575

nice pawnee

No.41576


No.41577


No.41578

played some rank got gold 4

No.41579

never heard of rank whats it like

No.41580


No.41581

ooging hard to anjus camisole outfit

No.41582

>>41534
whats wrong with foreigners love abby

No.41583

feeling hot all of a sudden

No.41584

nice ikemen

No.41585


No.41586

>>41577
clicked and watched but it was a bad video regretting my decision

No.41587

heard ievan polkka in the living room while getting snacks in the kitchen

No.41588

got a fresh 30 pack for mowing

No.41589

>>41587
nice finn

No.41590


No.41591

nog tastes weird

No.41592

nig nog

No.41593

burning a dvd at a nice 8x write speed rn

No.41594

gramps used to love illegally burning dvds he had a whole collection of em

No.41595

nothin illegal im simply trading mom a dvd-r containing less than 500mb of pictures for a 64gb flash drive

No.41596

is everyone excited for irys 2.0

No.41597

ya hope some more tubers get some nice sexy plastic surgery

No.41598

ill finally be able to watch her now

No.41599

are you sure its the same artist

No.41600

crying for trev hes turned into a gambling addict

No.41601

had a dream about trev the other night thought about posting it but decided not to

No.41602

checking out the dvds in my drawer after that burning never knew my motherboard driver disc had wallpapers on it might switch from solid black

No.41603

you need to keep using solid black to prevent burn in on your lg c2 42"

No.41604

i thought tvs were past the burn in meme

No.41605

woke up n skipped

No.41606

skipping is forbidden

No.41607

groan this reveal is taking too long

No.41608


No.41609

armrests rattley

No.41610

chairs been squeaking a lot i even have the wd40 within 10 feet of me just cant be bothered

No.41611

moms driving me to drink with her idiocy

No.41612

gamed hard

No.41613

tried to game but couldnt even after a second reinstall in two months

No.41614

gonno have to eat the bag of chips moms saving for my christ mass stocking and go back to the discount store

No.41615

wasnt able to do anything id planned to do today either feel like the days were longer when i was a kid or even just a few years ago

No.41616

groan she hid those chips

No.41617

get some stimulants

No.41618

i already drink coffee

No.41619

leave the chips alone you bastard theyre for christmas

No.41620

flip that i know shes going back there within a month

No.41621

jod wonder how my sperm count is

No.41622

youve got to get off jockeys right away

No.41623

havent even worn any undies in days and that was just to pop out to the store

No.41624

wish i could not wear underoos but i dont do my own laundry

No.41625

the macrodose of estrogen from those blogs is getting me in the mood for amvs

No.41626

just bought a gallon of blogs meself and its game time

No.41627

coughed up a lung

No.41628

are you using commie units or did you bring a milk jug to a brewery

No.41629

might become black seems fun

No.41630


No.41631

that guy is making me enraged for posting like he doesnt understand why it was easier to be a 17 year old neet and not a 37 year old one once i get jacked ill have half a mind to kick his ass

No.41632


No.41633

mom said im not supposed to listen to andy throatpuncher wk

No.41634

dont trust the yewtube guy

No.41635


No.41636

whats not to trust

No.41637

ive got 20 urls i go to and anything else is weird or scary to me

No.41638

crysighed over a celebrity death ive known about for over a month were all gonno go sooner rather than later

No.41639

they didnt even know you existed why care if they die

No.41640

>>41638
which one

No.41641

wow the flamingo even got okayu

No.41642


No.41643

guess ill chloeoog

No.41644

die orcanorm

No.41645

guess ill jo to some ai sexy ladies

No.41646

finished rewatching origination been over a decade and i still cant get over alicia becoming a dog of the association stuck in a marriage of convenience to some faceless mob character

No.41647


No.41648

watching a nice ape escape 3 stream

No.41649


No.41650

holy flip enna has 40k viewers she flipping made it

No.41651

theyre all me

No.41652

keep running out of space on my d drive

No.41653


No.41654

did you draw that

No.41655

no im NOT an artist

No.41656


No.41657


No.41658

linus makes me feel so poor

No.41659

hate getting finmogged by millionaires

No.41660

norms handle it by being mad at other races and women for daring to make 0.5-2x their income so they dont have to think about people with 7 figure incomes

No.41661

love my friends and buddies

No.41662

the lover

No.41663

might start vrchatting and selling nude pics of my model

No.41664

your himabros get a free vip pass i hope

No.41665

wonder if misa has any sexy nudes

No.41666

heated up a can of clam chowder itd be quite a bit better if i had some bread to dip

No.41667

itd probably go good on rice too but i didnt want to wait for rice to cook

No.41668

wonder if my lethargy is caused in part by the dismal lighting in my room

No.41669

wonder what happened to the explosive racist

No.41670

wish i was racist it sounds fun

No.41671

its NOT that great

No.41672

been lurking 162 lately its NOT that bad except when they post about having contact with female humans and i start having a mental breakdown

No.41673

go back there

No.41674

dont think i could handle being there all the time if i stay too long i start getting the urge to explode my head with a slab of c4

No.41675

>>41660
thats what peasants always did you wanna kill the bastard over the hill whos got 20 cattle when youve just got 20 goats but the king is salughtering 100 cattle 500 pigs 2000 quails a month for his legendary feasts

No.41676

cant wait for the legendary feasts at the himansion

No.41677

been visiting 162 recently too but yeah i cant keep the tab open too long or they start getting annoying

No.41678

both of you need to die

No.41679

i am wanna die

No.41680

got a gnawing feeling in my stomach but got NOThing that i could eat that wouldnt just make me nauseated

No.41681

spilled some oj on my bone mid jo

No.41682

did you drink it

No.41683

ya finished the whole mug before i spermed

No.41684


No.41685

cant imagine wasting money on one of those

No.41686

what do you mena waste

No.41687

woke up heya there

No.41688

die foreignorm

No.41689

uhh how does waking up make you foreign

No.41690

it just does ok

No.41691

i see you didnt deny it

No.41692

whats wrong with being a foreigner from a nice white country

No.41693

nice malayguy

No.41694

from his point of view we are the foreigners

No.41695

and why should i care about some foreigners point of view

No.41696

die racistnorm

No.41697

pericoronitis just about gone

No.41698

sigh hate when i run out of gum

No.41699

been brushing hard and flossing every day for the last few months dont bleed anymore me gums have never felt better

No.41700

gamed immensely today hima phew hand hurts like flip and my skin is a bit discolored

No.41701

i just searched all over the thread and i cant find where you posted the link to the stream

No.41702

dont want to accidentally dox myself

No.41703

whats the worst that could happen

No.41704

several anime id like to drop but feel like i shouldnt drop when theres only two or three eps left

No.41705

hands real dry all of a sudden

No.41706


No.41707

didnt post today slept until 4pm and had one of those weird hangovers where all food or liquid is poison and i spew it back up either immediately or in 3 hours

No.41708

have you considered sobriety

No.41709

feeling weird myself stomach hurts face is hot and bright red keep snacking hoping it will make it better but it never does

No.41710

>>41656
Please stick it in mee

No.41711

classic kramer

No.41712

gonno try some more soup dont really have anything to watch that i feel like watching

No.41713

what does soup have to do with watching and what kind of soup

No.41714

i usually watch something while i eat and its turkey

No.41715

got taunted

No.41716

some chink tried log in my steam account

No.41717

think im gonna jo not because i have to or anything but i need to pass the time somehow

No.41718

call china and have him sent to a slave labor camp

No.41719

im just not tough enough for life

No.41720

just tough it up

No.41721

cant im simply too much of a pussy to cope

No.41723

you either rope or cope

No.41724


No.41725

guess ill snooze

No.41726

just remember that bitch who ruined retsupurae started bullying a wiki admin and now she makes videos for the corpse of giant bomb

No.41727

jess is basted she doesnt give a flip about those soy gamers just tramples over everything without second thoughts

No.41728

more proof that the world ended in 2012 that i keep getting reminded of 2012 people like voidburger

No.41729

making some coffee

No.41730

is there a vn about a avoidant schizoid manbaby in limbo where everything stays exactly the same but slightly worse every year

No.41731

yes narcissu sumire but its a girl hikkikomori

No.41732

drinkin blogs and grillin up some hearts

No.41733

pic

No.41734

dont got a camera sorry

No.41735

just use your iphone

No.41736


No.41737

thank god most days im not an amerinorm

No.41738

not sure who these 2views on suis stream are but they make her sound really feminine in comparison

No.41739

wouldnt mind being an amerinorm in the olden days but NOT today

No.41740


No.41741

not sure what i would rather be than an amerinorm think i said it before that its better to live in the ruins of civilization than to have to watch something good get worse in real time

No.41742

uh how about japanese

No.41743

japan will fall in our lifetime

No.41744

watching tardcoyote 3d live

No.41745

please leave all of you

No.41746

zip it norm

No.41747

whats this guys problem

No.41748


No.41749

rammed hard got 1226 wins and 1181 losses

No.41750

nice ram rancher

No.41751

think ill try to make some chilli today mom gave me her secret recipe

No.41752

post it

No.41753


No.41754

hi-mi-tsu~

No.41755

gotto get the ingredients from the store first then wash the big pot because mom doesnt know how to wash dishes and consistently leaves grease and food scraps on anything that she washes then chop the veggies and spend an hour or two cooking and simmering the chilli then ill taste test it and consider posting the recipe if mom gives me her consent and it turns out good

No.41756

>>41753
translate it tubies

No.41757


No.41758


No.41759

never had a daki whatre they like

No.41760

sigh tried to generate some tripcodes but it was hogging my cpu to the point where i couldnt even use my browser

No.41761

uh youre supposed to use your gpu for that

No.41762

sighed looking at my anime folder some of these ive been shuffling around for a decade or more i cant watch them now

No.41763

lost all my old files when my hdd died

No.41764


No.41765

>>41763
should have bought seagate

No.41766

normazon has a real time wageslave locator on the track package page now im watching the bubble move on the map

No.41767

call him a packageboy

No.41768

im gonno hide in the garage and grab it as soon as hes at the end of the street

No.41769

accidentally bought crushed tomatoes instead of diced tomatoes for the chilli its flipping ruined

No.41770

what difference does it make if theyre going in the blender with some jalapenos and habaneros

No.41771

woke up and its time for some joe

No.41772

anyone bored

No.41773

>>41759
cant sleep without mine its got no art its just a normal body pillow

No.41774

>>41766
cant wait for the unboxing pics

No.41775

i havent used any pillow in months and my very expensive folded over 9000 times japanese body pillow has been in a box for years

No.41776

die nopillow

No.41777

>>41774
nothin unbox its for mom

No.41778

NOT sure how thats relevant id like to see the product(s) regardless

No.41779

>>41770
mom likes her chilli chunky

No.41780

just die chillichunk

No.41781

NOT a fan of chili

No.41782

chili is a mans meal

No.41783

gotto love aris playing western kusoge

No.41784

dont have to love it at all

No.41785

only watch aris when he plays warzone

No.41786

only watch him when he plays euro indie games

No.41787

hate those games especially the ones with the eyesoreing ps1 graphics

No.41788


No.41789

felt like getting burg kang tonight but mom wasnt going out again guess ill have a can of baked beans

No.41790


No.41791

as for me ate 4 (four) bagels with butter and seasoning

No.41792

i only go there because there are whites working most shifts

No.41793

nice racist

No.41794

prefer when the nice friendish man is manning the counter

No.41795

>>41793
if i like their race how can that be racist

No.41796

guess ill start slamming i dont think im gonno be able to game today either

No.41797

tummies not too happy with the chilli think it was a failure

No.41798

pics

No.41799


No.41800

gaming

No.41801

hate when a piece of hair gets under my foreskin

No.41802

die forebrag

No.41803

>>41799
that doesnt look like chili

No.41804

beans bacon onion and jalapeno is on the stove

No.41805

its in there you just cant see it

No.41806

you asked for a pic of his tummy

No.41807

no i didnt

No.41808

almost time for a new thread

No.41809

hate the new thread guy

No.41810

were making the thread on hima this time its time we give the otalads a break

No.41811

otanorms dont know we exist

No.41812

couldnt give less of a shite about the lads and every member of the neoneoteensugi moderation needs to be dead

No.41813

right ears making a crackling sound when i chew thats a bad sign right

No.41814

its pasted tmj disorder mine does that always

No.41815

guess it could be worse

No.41816

tired

No.41817

same

No.41818

>>41812
you cant talk about seki and his best bro turt like that

No.41819

gonno spray all his bud with formaldehyde put that in your pipe and smoke it bitch

No.41820

sigh my favourite sexy ladytube search term has been flooded with spam

No.41821

share some search terms with your bros

No.41822

theres nothing good left im stuck with only my sub box now

No.41823

wish i had some subs

No.41824

havent had a meatball sub in years

No.41825

always get the bmt meatball is for noobs

No.41826

link some of those channels

No.41827

never got the bmt i never got anything but the meatball or tuna and american cheese or ham american lettuce and mustard until i was in my 20s

No.41828

there was another sub place where i would always get the boneless ribs with banana peppers lettuce and american cheese but they raised the price and overcooked my bread once so i never returned

No.41829

uhh boneless ribs hows that possible

No.41830


No.41831

>>41826
sorry dont want to anger the otamin or get any sexy lady channels reported there havent been any good uploads since summer ended anyway

No.41832

definitely dont click that mp4 its not children just vile filth i want to choke the life out of you

No.41833

make it a rule of thumb to avoid clicking unidentifiable vids

No.41834

wasnt gonno click before but now i cant NOT click

No.41835

feel let down it wasnt even vile filth just generic staged teenshite

No.41836

i never want to see a big lipped blue gummed senegambian and snow or a reindeer in the same image

No.41837

not sure if ill get burg kang tomorrow i wanted to go all out and get a combo but 11 bucks is obscene

No.41838

love inflating

No.41839

didnt know reindeer were real until a couple years ago

No.41840

didnt know santa wasnt real until i was 23

No.41841

starting to become self conscious about wearing the same outfit every day wonder if id get a gf if i became stylish

No.41842

>>41838
its basically as expensive as when i was a kid the dollar is just worth half what it was then

No.41843

uh of course its worth the same accounting for inflation thats how inflation is defined

No.41844

shut it smartnorm

No.41845

i have also been inflating over the last year

No.41846

>>41831
flip you

No.41847

gonna make some pasta

No.41848

thirsty

No.41849


No.41850

wonder if she knows a mustard covered 35 year old is her biggest fan

No.41851

thats a damn lie i never eat mustard

No.41852

you already linked that one

No.41853

mom asked me if i needed a new computer or disks or chips

No.41854

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MvBIDSxIg4g
this might be his best vid yet its brilliant

No.41855

>>41849
whats the point you cant even see her where are the downblouse and pantyshot frames

No.41856

scared to post any sexy vids the fbi is watching me

No.41857

call rms he can help you

No.41858

nobody can help me its just a matter of time before they take me away

No.41859

cant believe they locked away an innocent young man for life just for being black and some pixels

No.41860

>>41858
not ped but i know what you mean

No.41861

wdym

No.41862

im a white male in the country formerly known as the united states of america

No.41863

whats it known as now

No.41864

coontown

No.41865

NOThing wrong with some cultural diversity

No.41866

>>41863
i dont know yet the norms are pretending it still exists

No.41867

might start worshiping nigs

No.41868

what do you mean start

No.41869

why pick the losers theyll be picking cotton again in 120 years when the spics have total control

No.41870

you mena chinks

No.41871

youre thinking of canadia which will be immediately annexed as soon as its chink sleeper cells become a threat

No.41872

the chinks are a benevolent and peaceful people they would never infiltrate a country and overthrow the government from within

No.41873

quarter spic

No.41874

>>41872
i trust em about as far as i can throw them which is pretty far because theyre all so friggin malnourished and tiny

No.41875

at least chinks are funny hard not to burst out laughing whenever i see chinks shrieking their gibberish in public

No.41876

tardlaughing remembering that vid where the chink tards out pulling a car into a garage and pins that guy

No.41877

sigh he loved that one

No.41878


No.41879

feel like i might buy a dirtbike for my midlife crisis in a few years bet i could do some sick jumps

No.41880

sigh wish we had chinks here

No.41881

never had one as a kid wouldnt want to get my dickhole ripped open like johnathan nashville but i think he was doing a backflip

No.41882


No.41883

arrogant longlink

No.41884

always hated motorhead

No.41885

whats to hate

No.41886

dont like the way the singer sounds its grating and awful cant enjoy megadeth for the same reason but at least they have comparatively good composition motorhead just blow

No.41887

its soup time once again

No.41888

>>41886
that awful grating is what the kids call rock and roll

No.41889

well the kids can enjoy it then ill stick to my touhou arranges and anime music

No.41890

Please stick it in mee

No.41891

>>41889
you have low test

No.41892

no i do

No.41893

think i am gonno get burgs tomorrow ive got 3 bucks gonno have to ask mom to loan me the rest

No.41894

and when do you plan on paying her back

No.41895

nice microloan

No.41896

mums a loanshark

No.41897

why not get a nice security job and get paid 25 an hour to post on ghoty

No.41898

wow sakamata really wants the tiktok audience

No.41899

im fearful of buddies and criminals

No.41900

havent figured out the buddy filter is it buddy

No.41901

ya it is

No.41902

what is it

No.41903

buddy

No.41904

cant try it out mom doesnt let me use ethnic slurs

No.41905

sigh racists

No.41906

ya im a racist so what

No.41907


No.41908

im not your buddy pal

No.41909

NOThin pal im ntsc

No.41910

woke up mornin mates

No.41911

makin a pot of my infamous sloppy chili

No.41912

https://files.catbox.moe/5sk9yb.png translate it ankidrones

No.41913

little toes been feeling numb lately like the nerves on the side are dead

No.41914

>>41912
youd have pretty bad handwriting too if you were a flipping orca

No.41915

just did the sleepy chicken challenge

No.41916

is that the one where you swallow a spoonful of ground tide pods in under 60 seconds

No.41917

always try doing every tiktok challenge i see

No.41918

how about the kia boyz challenge

No.41919

chilis a bit bland

No.41920

>>41894
ill gladly pay her tuesday

No.41921

finna bust a nut

No.41922

mom said we might have to eat burgs tomorrow

No.41923

been sleeping 16 hours a day

No.41924

sounds great

No.41925

wish i could longsnooze

No.41926


No.41927

found a bag of change so the burgs are obtainable but its still not set in stone

No.41928

remember to take a pic

No.41929

>>41925
you were simply meant to have a nice biphasic sleep schedule like your ancestors

No.41930

sigh cant believe they got otamin

No.41931

got a newfound respect for the otalads

No.41932

always feared the otachads

No.41933

no idea what youre talking about

No.41934

>>41928
depends on what i get and the quality of their presentation

No.41935

hes dead jim

No.41936

whos jim

No.41937

had that line stuck in my head a couple hours ago

No.41938

>>41936
captain james t kirk of the uss enterprise

No.41939

die ytmndnorm

No.41940

im the man now dog

No.41941


No.41942

pasted

No.41943

whats his problem

No.41944

got a double whopper combo and paid 12 bucks holy shit

No.41945

im not your dog friend

No.41946

>>41944
well wheres the pic

No.41947

it was extra sloppy had to just eat it before i ran out of napkins

No.41948

love a nice slop o shite looking forward to that pic when will you post it

No.41949

playing splatoon 2 because splatoon 3 is down for maintenance

No.41950

never played

No.41951

>>41948
maybe next time this was the first time i can remember leaving the house in a few weeks so i probably wont be back for a while unless mom wants to go

No.41952

time for some lamb hearts and rice

No.41953

>>41947
love some extra sloppy nakamaslop

No.41954

might take a second bath

No.41955

he loved taking baths

No.41956

he hated them

No.41957

hope he didnt drop the soap

No.41958

hes the leader of the ped gang hes got NOThing to worry about

No.41959

just realized all the gay rapists would be sent to the sex offender prison too

No.41960

good thing hes not a gay

No.41961

theres gay and theres prison gay

No.41962


No.41963

raining and winding hard outside theres multiple warnings in effect gonno make a pilgrimage to the store to get some ice cream ill let you know if i get crushed by a tree branch and die

No.41964

ok ill be here holding down the fort and joing good luck soldier

No.41965

crying was supposed to be a cool loner instead im just a hitori bocchi

No.41966

cool or cool

No.41967

guess i should try to game i had a good few days but got stuck looking for collectibles and stopped

No.41968

new tileman gonno shower and watch

No.41969

think im gonno play crysis next Please stick it in mee

No.41970

can your pc run it

No.41971

maybe

No.41972


No.41973

lookin good big guy proud of you

No.41974

pcgamingwiki says the two fixes to get this game to run on an amd card is to roll the drivers back ten years or install an xp vm how about you go flip yourself might as well tell me to get a dell dimension on ebay

No.41975

keep forgetting to post

No.41976

you have a duty to post

No.41977

did my calisthenics im sweatin like a wild animal

No.41978

isnt it about time you gave up the fight and got a nice nvidia card

No.41979

as for me i remained completely sedentary and got winded trying to pull a tennis ball out of moms dogs mouth

No.41980

chests hurting think i ate too much ice cream and cookies

No.41981

>>41978
i have one this was supposed to be an upgrade

No.41982

another one owned by the amdmeme

No.41983

amd is no meme you fool

No.41984

went through my amd contrarian phase now i only buy intel nvidia because it just works

No.41985

not a contrarian amd simply has the unemployed manchild in mind when they set prices

No.41986

untrue amd hasnt been cheap since zen 1

No.41987

love my zen 1

No.41988

>>41986
im not there yet

No.41989

not sure what mom meant when she asked if i needed chips or drives surely she remembers buying a computer 22 years ago with a credit card and knows how expensive it is

No.41990

you need a nice 12100f

No.41991

sigh he loved intel and nvidia

No.41992

still tasting that bk every time i burp its the gift that keeps on giving

No.41993

my life is basically that episode of the simpsons where lisa gets addicted to crash bandicoot except i never snapped out of it

No.41994

nothing else ever happened either i just kept staying home and gaming past the age where my parents and grandparents were having kids and buying houses

No.41995

couldve been a master drawer but spent the last 3 decades gaming

No.41996

what about a master baiter

No.41997

dont think baiting is a masterable skill

No.41998

hate how norms started saying bait instead of troll

No.41999

baited softly

No.42000

crying heard holos have to pay the anniversary and bday concert staff themselves

No.42001

they should be paying with their lives for allowing you to make that post

No.42002

its over the tuberager killed ghota

No.42003

back to the himas

No.42004

hb accidentally breathed in a bunch of smoke when i was cooking lunch earlier not feeling so good

No.42005

smoke is good for you

No.42006

dont think thats right but im not smart enough to disprove it

No.42007

starting my day off right with a generic brand energy drink and leftover frozen pizza

No.42008

think its gonno be a taco night as well the ground beef is still too frozen to make burgs out of

No.42009

the taco kit has been opened i repeat the taco kit has been opened

No.42010

pic

No.42011

mom said no sorry

No.42012

woke up heya ghosta

No.42013

tell her its for your gram

No.42014

eatin chili with lots of sour cream

No.42015


No.42016

>>42013
she said no playing with my food

No.42017

whats a gih

No.42018

ban

No.42019

had chili for lunch less than an hour later exploded out the other end

No.42020

no one wants to read about what goes on in your bathroom

No.42021

well good because it wasnt my bathroom

No.42022

uh where was it then

No.42023

entertain me im bored

No.42024

how about watching a nice movie

No.42025

>>42023
i could tell you about my bathroom

No.42026

douzo

No.42027

could be a movie night ive been considering it for a few weeks

No.42028

nice sexy selen tail

No.42029

scrubbed the bath tiles hard NOT too long ago but the black stuffs coming back in full force think its coming on faster than last time either i get taken by a fey mood and clean it up soon or let it grow and fester for aNOTher year like last time

No.42030

did you use mold killer

No.42031

dont know what that is i used elbow grease

No.42032

groan another mold arc

No.42033

im still NOT convinced its mold

No.42034

its called black mold and it gives you brain damage

No.42035

just because its black doesnt mean its mold i think its just grime and im already brain damaged anyway

No.42036

NOThing wrong with a little bit of brain damage

No.42037

ok now im bored

No.42038

watched the billion dollar code it was pretty fun think ill ask the buddha to reincarnate me as a german hacker in the 90s when i die

No.42055

you should ask to be a nordic demoscene member in the 90s instead

No.42056

gonna ask for the exact same life but in finland instead

No.42057

sneezed on the flippin monitor

No.42058

just reincarnate me as anything without sentience

No.42059

owned

No.42063

guess ill watch a nice kdrama

No.42064

pasted knorm

No.42065

how about watching something good instead

No.42066

like WHAT

No.42067

how about a nice samurai movie instead

No.42068

im basically a ronin

No.42069

doing some cleaning

No.42070

hope its physical cleaning NOT file organization

No.42071

NOT sure where to put my portable apps

No.42072

uh just put them in program files if you arent deleting everything but the exe

No.42073

you can also just put em under c thats what the gog installers do

No.42074

youre supposed to partition your os ssd so it has one large enough for the os and then another for all your software

No.42075

its NOT 1998 anymore

No.42076

uh what are you getting at

No.42077

>>42070
im actually unorganizing my drives trying to make room for some downloads

No.42078

>>42074
nah thats stupid maybe for current year normgames that require 300gb of day one updates only

No.42079

got a script running downloading all the art of my pixiv follows

No.42080

uhh why is it stupid it means if your os breaks or you want to change it all your software is on a different partition but still takes advantage of your ssd

No.42081

normiv

No.42082

NOThin norm

No.42083

gotta respect how pixiv just lets you download en masse without throttling

No.42084

gonna give you something en masse in a second if youre not careful

No.42085

just sounds stupid all that stuff requires files that are on the c drive to run anyway so they become useless if anything happens to the first partition

No.42086

dont know what that means

No.42087

uh no they dont if youre talking about winblows you can move your appdata path wherever you want including to the same partition as the rest of the software that relies on it for configuration but the original question was pertaining to portable software anyway regardless it would still save you the hassle of having to reinstall all of your software if you ever need to install a new os

No.42088

die technorms

No.42089

sounds like a pain in the ass for next to zero benefit because im never installing a new os and i already have a disk image backup

No.42090

gonna give you a pain in the ass in a second if youre not careful

No.42091

gonno stay on wangblows 7 for a bit longer until the year of the gnorm/linux desktop it must be just around the corner

No.42092

uh it takes 2 seconds to set up when you first install your os and has no downsides and only upsides youre the one saying that its stupid also its more organized

No.42093

nah

No.42094

dont recall seeing that option when i set up my imac

No.42095

sigh he loved his grandmas imac

No.42096

mindblowing that he had it all a motorcycle a car a cushy waterstore job a blonde teengf a big house endless supply of snacks and grans inheritance he was set for life and threw it all away

No.42097

bit worried about my toe also tried out those beetus socks today they didnt really help

No.42098

linux will never be viable for desktop use sorry

No.42099

thats why i use it on my laptop

No.42100

>>42098
the steam deck begs to differ but gaming blows hard now anyway once games start requiring wangblows 11 and a motherboard with a tpm chip preinstalled im done

No.42101

uh they already do dont you play valorant with your buddies

No.42102

the steamed dreck isnt a desktop

No.42103

with an external display and input devices anything with a normal processor is a desktop the ads showed a guy playing with a mouse and keyboard

No.42104

>42100
yeah it can play games but i hope you enjoy dedicating a day of the weed to doing more work on your os so its more like windows (aka works)

No.42105

kill this norm

No.42106

cant expect my os to work when i dont

No.42107

green

No.42108

love eating my greens

No.42109


No.42110

made a nice webm but cant upload it to catbox whats a nice alternative

No.42111

when that happens i just wait

No.42112

does uguu se still exist

No.42113

gee if only there was a way for you to find out

No.42114

uhh isnt the way to find out by asking on ghoty

No.42115

i dont know what that is

No.42116

>>42113
i dont care im not the one asking i posted for his benefit

No.42117

make a youtube channel for all the pngs and video files you want to share with hima that way we can sub to avoid accidentally skipping them

No.42118

>>42116
uh what do you mean youre NOT the one asking either you quite literally did just ask or youre a random third party telling me for no reason

No.42119


No.42120

im implying he should go to that url to find what he was asking for but i dont know if its still up so hes on his own

No.42121

i generally dont click youtube links and i dont have an account i can subscribe with either

No.42122

uhhh gonno need someone to stream clicking that link

No.42123


No.42124

ok never click urls from that domain again thats what i get for being helpful go slit your throat open

No.42125

if thats what you meant thats what you should have said as it is you were asking something even if you try to say you werent

No.42126


No.42127

its rude to answer a question with a question

No.42128

>>42124
ya im sure the guy who couldnt even find a place to upload on his own had something good to post you sure had no way of seeing that one coming

No.42129

spermed one out

No.42130

i dont post bad links and i assume others do the same until i get burned by one

No.42131

sigh so much negativity today whys everyone on the edge

No.42132

its flipping over

No.42133

neetblog put the word out

No.42134

recently been inserting NOT as the girl

No.42135

your sick

No.42136


No.42137

tubers flipping made it

No.42138

might take my shirt off get in the tub and shotgun a blog just because i can

No.42140

jod meself raw earlier still hurts

No.42141


No.42142

woke up gonno shower take my meds play some marvel snap watch some vids on youtube premium and open my amazon box that arrived yesterday with seven books i ordered

No.42143

slop

No.42144

you put those meds away were meant for greater things

No.42145

cummed bigly to chloe

No.42146

are those greater things related to posting for seven years daily with drooling idiots

No.42147

maybe whats it to you

No.42148

been creaming to nothin but fur lately

No.42149

any sexy kitties

No.42150

you know it

No.42151

my napkin from yesterday still smells like bk

No.42152

bored guess ill snooze

No.42153

no wait

No.42154

>>42153
groan thanks a lot flipper

No.42155

guess ill snooze too then

No.42156

>>42146
i dont drool as much anymore

No.42157

phew just turned my monitor brightness back up to 75 and thought it didnt look that much brighter but it was actually the volume good thing i dont use hdmi

No.42158

woke up coughing phlegm everywhere nearly passed out its over

No.42159

inhaler

No.42160


No.42161

dont get it

No.42162

got a sausage mcmuffin gonno watch okayu and her duck friend

No.42163

do jap schoolgirls really pretend flip each other

No.42164

Sperm counts worldwide are plummeting faster than we thought

its over humanity is on the path to extinction

No.42165

never understood why you need 50 trillion sperms anyway if only 1 is needed

No.42166

lots of free xp on scape from old quests now

No.42167

they cant do that it devalues my skills

No.42168

woke up had a dream where i told mom ive impregnated 7 women in the past year she said thats such a relief i always thought you were cel and if you had been one for a year more it would have been really concerning

No.42169

lost interest in scape after they added the ge to appeal to norms with jobs and gfs who dont have time to stand around and buy/sell their junk in world 1

No.42170

got a NOTification on my mal saying the wataten movie would begin airing on oct 14th and the wataten wiki says the same thing but theres no ratings or reviews for it and i couldnt find it after a quick google search where the flip is it

No.42171

paste malguy

No.42172


No.42173

linus vid skip that

No.42174

someone post a nice tubieclip to cleanse the palate

No.42175

>>42164
how many sperm should i have

No.42176

doesnt matter none of them will see the inside of a nice wet fertile kitty

No.42177

In a man, the production of sperm requires a certain level of testosterone as well as the testes’ ability to regulate the temperature of the tissue in which sperm are made, Sparks explains. “Levels of testosterone have been reported to be declining during the same period of time that the sperm production rates were measured in this meta-analysis.”

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/article/sperm-counts-worldwide-plummeting-fast-infertility-lifestyle

its sover

No.42178

>>42176
they could if i rolled up my sleeves and put some effort into it

No.42179

weird to think that it takes a year of daily spermings on average to get pregnant

No.42180

groan seki added server subs to himacord and now everyone has to pay $12.99 per month for the privilege of blogging there

No.42181

dont understand what the point of cord is why dont they just make those posts on hima

No.42182

sometimes you simply want to normblog without steaming the cels

No.42183

bones burning again sigh

No.42184

love slurping down some nice bone marrow

No.42185

>>42177
their data is faulty

No.42186

at gran and gramps house eating their kirkland fancy cashews while gramps makes dinner gonno finish the whole container at this pace Please stick it in mee

No.42187

cant eat cashews what if the cashew guys tarded out and i ate one that still had poison on it

No.42188

sat next to that old guy with the ladys shoes and pantyhose on the bus again

No.42189

wish i lived in the olden days when perverts werent shameless like that guy

No.42190

that would be me if i wasnt cursed with a heightened sense of self awareness

No.42191


No.42192

ear problem just keeps getting worse

No.42193

spent 39.04 on blogs handed the cashier two twenties and she gave me a dollar as change

No.42194

the more you buy the more you save

No.42195

$39.04 what the flip that better have been at least 60 blogs

No.42196

30 pack of busch a 12 pack of imports and a 16.9 ounce bottle import with tax mom came in with me so i wasnt minmaxing

No.42197

wish i was an importer

No.42198

think im gonno give the bottle to her to give me for christmas

No.42199

>>42194
weird how norms actually think this way

No.42200

picked up some mustard at the store https://files.catbox.moe/kl1jtp.png

No.42201

*rubs mustard over 300lb body*

No.42203

looks like peanut butter

No.42204

got that awful sinking feeling like im forgetting something important

No.42205

bone suckin'

No.42206

gonno watch the pigskin game while listening to guras stream

No.42207

>>42200
im stocked up on jalapeno mustard is it good

No.42208

started ranting to mom think i just need to relax with a nice warm can of busch

No.42209

mornin guys drinkin some joe

No.42210

whats your plan

No.42211

wish i could get wasted like the good old days

No.42212

>>42210
readin all the poe league announcement info while i drink my joe then might game a bit

No.42213

>>42211
nothin wasted just drowning out that infernal curse known as sentience

No.42214

wish i could game

No.42215

think ill game

No.42216

bored when do i get to jack my brain into the mainframe and leave the meatspace for good

No.42217

elons working on it

No.42218

hate that norm

No.42219

im so flipping bored this is the void anime was supposed to fill

No.42220

well why isnt it

No.42221

anime sucks

No.42222

nice antiweeb

No.42223


No.42224

wonder what pomus wearing rn

No.42225


No.42226

>>42220
i dont know i havent watched any in months

No.42227

>>42219
the only escape is to norm out or freak out

No.42228

gonno shotgun some more blogs to make up for my pathetic attempt yesterday then warm up a can of spaghettios maybe then the mood will strike me

No.42229

mios bday

No.42230

the tuber or the keion

No.42231


No.42232

karens too

No.42233

>>42231
this new era of teens are so gay this is the information age if there was a point to this they could have put home addresses and daily schedules of porno studio ceos and directors with a link to 3d printed rifle cad models

No.42234

sigh even when its not tubers its dumb teenshite never clicking a link here again

No.42235

wait no what about me

No.42236

tough luck

No.42237


No.42238

every time i do this i think im going to swallow a piece of aluminum and die guess ill stay in my room during the mansion frat parties

No.42239

>>42234
i got that one from himasugi dot blog

No.42240

whats your point

No.42241


No.42242

my point is youre about 2 years too late to be complaining about that one

No.42243

>>42234
sigh your gonno miss out on all the pixiv tardpics

No.42244

NOThin tard

No.42245

i was complaining about it two years ago

No.42246

and hows that working out for you

No.42247

uh how am i two years too late to complain about the link quality on ghosta some cordnorm posting teenshite on hima and you taking it and reuploading it so you can post it here are two different things

No.42248

>>42246
at least i attempted to do something about it than keep complaining while teenseki and teentron are yukking it up behind the scenes

No.42249

bh

No.42250

im teen

No.42251

my butt cant be hurt anymore because i no longer have anything to try and preserve

No.42252

nice flippin im not even mad

No.42253

i had a chance to ask mom for those chips when i asked her to save that bottle blog for normsmas and didnt take it god damn it if i cant eat highly processed corn byproducts why live

No.42254

chips are made from potatoes not corn

No.42255

corn chips for salsa n dip

No.42256

>>42254
it was a bag of doweedos

No.42257

never ate doritos what are they like

No.42258

cant wait to watch dorito pope announce game of the year next week

No.42259

die foreignorm

No.42260

nothin foreign

No.42261

reading manly manga

No.42262

which one

No.42263

>>42257
tastes good like america used to

No.42264

never been to america whats it like

No.42265

much better and much worse than every other country

No.42266

real bad

No.42267

went to america once as a kid it was alright

No.42268

where

No.42269

c*li

No.42270

thats part of mexico

No.42271

love san fran

No.42272

feel like some of us are gonno end up there eventually

No.42273

might get into foot fetishism

No.42274


No.42275

keep it on teensugi teen bitch

No.42276

starting to wind down might get a snack and turn in

No.42277

>>42272
what do you mean

No.42278

thats where every unemployable mentally ill homeless derelict goes

No.42281

mom said shes gonno build a carriage house for me when she moves to the retirement town

No.42282

can i come over

No.42283

ill have to ask mom shes in charge of arranging the playdates

No.42284

neetblog totally flippin wet his bed at the sleepover on the weekend

No.42285

dont gossip you bastard weve all been in that position before

No.42286

speak for yourself bedpisser

No.42287


No.42288


No.42289

mom bought me a nice shirt from this site https://spergo.com/ look out ladies here i come

No.42290

wonder if that nice 12 hour shift manufacturing job is still open

No.42291

watched me a jonathan tron vid hes still got it

No.42292

you cant watch that hes a nazi

No.42293

there can only be so many sarcastic cynical fat men with zero testosterone making money in this world and unfortunately i wasnt one of them even though i wanted to write for video game magazines 18 years ago

No.42294

>>42292
its ok im as they say simpatico with that whole scene

No.42295

ban

No.42296

king otalad is on my side the italians were part of the axis

No.42297


No.42298

you need to be skinned alive and salted

No.42299

dont you think thats taking it too far a simple crippling is all thats needed

No.42300

maybe 3 and a half years ago but his care worker is probably the one making all these posts he needs to learn

No.42301

im a tubie i watch tubers

No.42302

and thats why you need to be tortured to death

No.42303

but who will post on ghota after the 5 tubies die

No.42304

me

No.42305

*steps out of the shadows*
and me

No.42306

>>42297
clicked watched was NOT entertained

No.42307

chortled

No.42308

>>42306
on a scale of 1-5 how would you rate it

No.42309

as my good friend malguy would say its a 10

No.42310

crying for jiang zemin

No.42311

hatespermed to kronii

No.42312

big day hima im getting fastfood and weekend supplies

No.42313

sometimes accidentally click the play on tv button on youtube vids and it says now playing on lgtv wonder if one of my neighbor is actually getting my jovids playing on their tv and if it says where its coming from

No.42314

>>42312
same once i can muster the energy to get out of bed its time for kroger then burger king

No.42315

wonder if i could get into one of those javs where a girl flips a bunch of virgs

No.42316

love playing sexy lady vids on my neighbors tv

No.42317

hate girls

No.42321

ban the misogynist

No.42322


No.42323

not getting fastfood but mom wants me to make burgs tonight

No.42324

frozas in the oven chilis on the stove blogkas in the freezer im lookin at a wild night

No.42325

pizzas almost gone

No.42326

hell yes hope youve got some vids or a nice movie to watch

No.42327

got some anime will probably watch 1 or two eps then start spacing out doing NOThing also the pizzas already gone

No.42328

got some chips and sour cream too

No.42329

phew youre living large

No.42330

last chili was a bit bland this ones a scorcher tasted just a bit and my tongues burning think i might have to add some honey or sugar

No.42331

no dont do that you fool

No.42332

then what its too spicy

No.42333


No.42334

if youre gonno be a little girl about it just add your cornbread to the bowl

No.42335

mom also uses rice to ruin chili

No.42336

too much work to make cornbread every day

No.42337

>>42333
forgot to add cocoa powder thanks for reminding me

No.42338

is there anything americans wont put corn into

No.42339

bacon for those burgs was smelling a little old but i think it was mostly the fat and that melts off anyway

No.42340

sigh wish i was a little girl

No.42341

not sure you should be saying that here unless youre prepared to handle the consequences

No.42342


No.42343


No.42344

sigh

No.42345

peroxided still NOThing coming out its still crackly even though i spent quite some time flushing with water

No.42346

think theres something lodged deep in there too deep so the water cant get behind for the pressure to flush it out and defiantly too deep to safely go in blind with a q tip or similar

No.42347


No.42348

made sure to overcook that bacon im hoping the carcinogens will overpower the bacteria

No.42349

added some honey its still too spicy

No.42350


No.42351


No.42352

store has jumbo cans of kidney beans light or dark but NOT of any other kind of bean theyre like 10 cents cheaper per lb

No.42353

woke up mornin guys

No.42354

drawing battle sexy ladies

No.42355

post em

No.42356

cant youll ruin their purity by joing to them

No.42357

dont worry i dont jo to non japanese artwork

No.42358

found the solution just have to eat equal parts chili and sour cream glad i got the big tub but ill probably have to go get aNOTher

No.42359

what about pones

No.42360


No.42361

ponies are friends NOT sex objects

No.42362


No.42363

dumb bitch swerved across lanes in front of me as i was accelerating turning out of the grocery store lot today i couldve died

No.42364

>>42361
cant they be both

No.42365

sigh that kind of thinking is why you dont have a gf

No.42366

overated bigly

No.42367

I flip women

No.42368

raid

No.42369

cant work up the energy to start the new kancolle anime

No.42370

dont bother it pinches

No.42371

lets hear your review ideally with accompanying screenshots

No.42372

pretty good burg put onion lettuce mayo onion tomato spicy pickles ketchup gouda cheese and jalapeno mustard and i think im gonno make a milkshake since mom got iced cream

No.42373

nice deathfat

No.42374

havent had a milkshake in a negros age as that guy would say

No.42375

dont have to watch it to know that it pinches its a given

No.42376

coon as in raccoon not as in coon

No.42377

thats only like 1100 calories and i hadnt eaten yet today i drink that much or more every day

No.42378

if you havent seen it then it could still be epic

No.42379

nah it pinches ass trust me

No.42380

dreamed hondy took control of hima last night and banned all the norms

No.42381

whats hima

No.42382

sigh that would be the new golden age

No.42383

nah that guys the biggest norm of all not sure why he wasnt in my dream

No.42384


No.42385


No.42386

dont like that gook shite clogging up my feed

No.42387

>>42385
phew wish i was her

No.42388

shes sucking a dick what are you talking about

No.42389

no she isnt

No.42390

wish i was an overwatch pro so i could get a nice laputyan egirl gf

No.42391

i want to be a cute girl a suck a dick

No.42392

did i ever tell you about the time i tried my own semen it wasnt very good and my throat was sore after

No.42393

you need to cut it with fanta

No.42394

mom got the little caesar peppeloni deep dish

No.42395


No.42396

pic

No.42397

>>42391
what would be the point of that numbnuts

No.42398

wouldnt have numbnuts if i were a girl idiot

No.42399

ya you would theyd just be internal

No.42400

love pretending to suck a penis as i jo

No.42401


No.42402

hb the jans going wild in this thread on the 4 waiting for the mod to start dishing out the bans but its been 40 minutes and im still fine

No.42403


No.42404

die 4teen

No.42405

gbt

No.42406

mods=gods

No.42407

just realize ex lets me put more than 8 tags now weird

No.42408

always normy

No.42409

nothin normy in otaghostia

No.42410

wish i was as basted as charlie

No.42411

same

No.42412

never watched

No.42413


No.42414

balls smell rancid might have to take my 2nd shower of this year

No.42415

simply have your lgf lick em clean

No.42416

cant wait to seamaxx and get a laotian gf myself

No.42417

so are you chinese or japanese

No.42418

im friendish

No.42419

die

No.42420

hes our man on the inside he can convince them were some of the good nakamas

No.42421

why are any of the booru moderators retarded enough to ever allow ai generated pics

No.42422

bh nogpu

No.42423

>>42421
how can you tell the difference

No.42424

they all look like generic chinkart

No.42425


No.42426

groan was gonno sperm but mom hasnt gone to bed yet shes gonno start knocking to say good night to me and kill my bone

No.42427

these spaghettios taste like mold

No.42428

who would have thought that the steam machine would become a handheld and it would actually not suck balls

No.42429

never sucked balls

No.42430

woke up with a bomb ticking in my intestines

No.42431


No.42432

shaved lookin like a 16 yo

No.42433

havent fully shaved in 3 or 4 years for that very reason

No.42434

nice delusional middle aged men

No.42435

nothin delusion ive looked 95 percent the same since i was 14

No.42436

pic

No.42437

didnt take one the last time i shaved in 2018 or 2019 youll just have to take my word for it that im a flipping dweeb that never left teenhood

No.42438


No.42439

had some coffee think that lit the fuse

No.42440

what fuse

No.42441

well lets just say that some days you can get rid of a bomb

No.42442

gonno get my free scape xp Please stick it in mee the grindnorms are seething

No.42443

mindblowing that people still scape

No.42444

bought a sluice

No.42445

NOT like theres anything else to do

No.42446

why NOT work on your talent

No.42447


No.42448

wasnt born with a talent my cutie mark would be a bag of potato chips

No.42449

the chipper

No.42450

throw me in the chipper

No.42451

happen to know a guy with a cutie mark for chipping bodies

No.42452

spermed hard

No.42453

stretching my poosy

No.42454

nene flipping made it

No.42455

wish the tubie would post about them on gnfos or 4teen as usual and keep this place garbage free

No.42456


No.42457

cant tell if the so called tube rager hates vtubers or is egging on tubeguy because he loves them

No.42458

its 4 guys and 2 of them are falseflagging tubeteens

No.42459

as for me i prefer more traditional teenposting

No.42460

got confused in the sushi store because they changed the layout and started mumbling to myself in front of the checkout girl

No.42461


No.42462

why doesnt he just use a linux

No.42463

would assume all their proprietary work software like crowdstrike and envoy and jira and shite doesnt all work on linux easily
that and building your own laptop is a pain and especially to find stuff that supports your laptops hardware and whatnot

No.42464

uh yeah real hard to get linux working on the laptop what is this 2001

No.42465

uhhh i mean im not a worknorm and have no idea what those things are Please stick it in mee

No.42466

just checked you need root access for modern standby on ubuntu and thats a no no for it

No.42467

woke up what a shock i dont feel like doing anything today either

No.42468

changed case fans

No.42469

>>42467
what about gaming

No.42470

have only been using the chassis fans that came with my 200r temps seem fine so i never changed them or bought any new ones

No.42471

still havent installed that aftermarket fan stock works just fine

No.42472

finished rewatching seinfeld need to find aNOTher show to watch

No.42473

watch big bang theory

No.42474

how about catching up with season 6 of rick and morty

No.42475

tos tng ds9 and voy

No.42476

cant be something with a plot its what i watch while NOT really watching if im watching st im giving it my attention maybe the muppets or koth

No.42477

>>42470
same but the one on the front sounds terrible whenever i power on or come out of hibernate probably gonno change it out

No.42478

normfeld

No.42479

me externals are far louder than me fans

No.42480

maybe nathan for you NOT sure if its a good background show

No.42481

never heard of it

No.42482

its about a guy who graduated from one of canadas top business schools with really good grades

No.42483

uhh yeah sounds real cool

No.42484


No.42485

>>42481
damn good show

No.42486

watching aris play callisto protocol

No.42487

let me know when he switches to warzone

No.42488

got shot

No.42489

die vaxxnorm

No.42490

hope youre ok if its a real gunshot

No.42491

gamed for 30 hours in a few days last week or whenever the week of thanksgiving was and havent done so for more than 10 minutes since

No.42492

guncccccbbtgrcbekukiicnutfkvtedcrjhbrbjvfiengrd flipping hate the yubikey so flipping much hate the work normtop hope korone comes and eats my flipping yubis so i never press it by accident again cccccbbtgrcbrietttnnvfhfgbdrntejccbhddcvvrtc

No.42493

cant watch nathan for you it makes me anxious

No.42494

scalps been extra itchy might need to buy some poo

No.42495

havent pood since before pnig got pinched

No.42496

sigh wish i could have pinched his bone

No.42497

would probably get flipsnapped to death in prison too soft and got huge manboobs

No.42498

nah you get flipsnapped to death in retaliation you would just be someones wife

No.42499


No.42500

that guys genes have survived for all of human history and that image is their legacy

No.42501

is he cooking chicken in one of those water boilers

No.42502

woke up stayed up too late drinking and gamin not feelin so good

No.42503

we work hard and we play hard

No.42504

hes just like me

No.42505

nice wager

No.42506

very thanks you 。my english not good.I AM chinese.

No.42507

die chink

No.42508

groan grocery store was out of 5 gum again dont think i can go much longer

No.42509

what does it feel like to chew 5 gum

No.42510

be nice to the chink well need him on our side when the time comes

No.42511

it distracts me from the irritation in my mouth and throat

No.42512

groan its december need to buy christmas gifts

No.42513

make a list youve got mom and uhh

No.42514

what about aunt and aunt and sis and bro and gram and cuz

No.42515

i buy something for mom when i remember who cares about those other clowns

No.42516

well some of them buy things for me

No.42517

like what

No.42518

you know

No.42519

i dont one of moms rich friends will send something that i end up throwing away like the rgb lightbulb from a few years ago or a shirt thats supposed to be hip but other than that i ignore everyone

No.42520

coined a lifehack you dont actually need to open the can all the way to shotgun a blog as long as it hisses its fine

No.42521

actually i doubt you need to open it at all because the first puncture releases the co2

No.42522

sigh cant believe this guy is making world changing discoveries while im just over here sitting on my ass wasting away

No.42523


No.42524

you dont need to open it if you just push the tab onto the thing and flatten it this is big

No.42525

love #shotgunning with the bros we gonna get #wasted

No.42526

makin a nice baked ziti

No.42527

the only bros here are the ones ive spent a decade conversing with on my glowing rectangle

No.42528

although it started off as a square

No.42529

love my good ol 5:4

No.42530

mine died a month or two into hima

No.42531

whats hima

No.42532

something i see in my restless dreams

No.42533


No.42534

vtuber dont click

No.42535

lier

No.42536

>>42534
i would kill you if i could get away with it

No.42537

had my leftover burg from yesterday and it tasted better and more like fastfood because it sat in the fridge all night and was reheated Please stick it in mee

No.42538


No.42539

got a nice 9 week ban from genuis and had to reset me router

No.42540

die evader

No.42541

>>42538
vtuber dont click

No.42542

tardancing in my chair

No.42543

sigh he loved tarding out

No.42544


No.42545

got another can of spaghettios for tonight and im officially out of blogs after this can

No.42546

tuber mp3 dont click

No.42547

the norm who cried tuber

No.42548

hiiiiiiiiiii

No.42549

stfu

No.42550

think opera disabled my autossl and ive been browsing hima with it disabled for the past month or two and by hima i mean ota

No.42551

thats what you get for using a chinkbrowser

No.42552

i am a chink

No.42553

sigh normbor is beating his wife again

No.42554


No.42555

you need to save her

No.42556

nah shes a gross slag and also a whiny bitch who comes home and then hassles him with inane bullshit even though hes an abusive drug addict neet and then gets surprised when he starts abusin

No.42557

sigh apartmentguy

No.42558

how do i become an abusive drug addict neet with a wife ive got one of those down

No.42559


No.42560

just be yourself

No.42561

that worked for my extended family but those guys with the tiny hats and big noses wanted to pull the ladder up behind them and let norms use the internet

No.42562


No.42563


No.42564

gotta love the goombus

No.42565

not sure how im gonno get more blogs tomorrow but realizing i can shotgun them without leaving my room making noise or taking my clothes off makes it too accessible

No.42566

dont gotta love shit tubeteen

No.42567

got a six pack when i went to the store with mom earlier but i havent had any yet

No.42568

shouldnt have gone with busch at least in that volume i basically saved 3 dollars to run out a day or two early

No.42569


No.42570

thats a skip

No.42571


No.42572

are farts supposed to sound like that

No.42573

hoshikawajod

No.42574

die tubejo

No.42575

guess ill snooze and lose

No.42576

feel like i had a weird dream

No.42577

that was quick

No.42578


No.42579

stop postponing it and kill yourself

No.42580

same ip

No.42581

reading battle shounen its good

No.42582

sigh wish holox would take over the world already

No.42583

wonder when the friends will stop milking the holohoax are there even any so called survivors still alive

No.42584

buddies and friends

No.42585

combed my hair in preparation for a nice cut

No.42586


No.42587

ghostes

No.42588

mindblowing that the friends framed the nazis with those completely ridiculous fantastical atrocities and the whole world fell for it they cant even keep their propaganda straight the numbers keep changing over the years

No.42589

die antisemite

No.42590

really dont want to go with mom to the store and i didnt sleep well i was wide awake at 9am or something

No.42591

waking up at 9am dont you think youre letting yourself a little too loose

No.42592

mom messes up my sleep cycle because shes up so late and i only have so many hours a night where its quiet and i dont have to brace for her to knock on the door or cause some problem i have to remedy

No.42593

the ghotawanger brigade

No.42594

the what now

No.42595

was supposed to have a wife job house and kids by now but something went wrong

No.42596

mom has been standing in the bathroom and sneezing for like 5 minutes jesus christ shut the flip up

No.42597


No.42598

cant wait for zuck to track my jo stats in the metaverse

No.42599

hope you told her god bless you

No.42600

i pretended i couldnt hear her even though the bathroom is 4 feet behind my rectangle

No.42601


No.42602


No.42603

normbors been blabbing outside for hours tried to give them a hint by audibly closing my window but they just keep going walls are too thin to block anything

No.42604

actually i can hear them clearer than i can hear some people talk to my face think its resonating with the walls right into my ears

No.42605

mom gave me swedish apple cinnamon chocolate it wasnt very good

No.42606

should have saved some blogs dont even have any normfee or soda

No.42607

you need to detox

No.42608

if i detox therell be NOThing left just a bit of dust and a pile of clothes where i once was

No.42609


No.42610

404

No.42611

pasta waters boiling what should i put in it today

No.42612

woke up hey mates

No.42613

its because the url contains friend

No.42614

oh Please stick it in mee theres a friend in the link

No.42615


No.42616


No.42617

If you're seeing this message, that means JavaScript has been disabled on your browser, please enable JS to make Imgur work.

No.42618

uh why are you so scared of a little javascripting

No.42619


No.42620

hoo boy now thats a lot of words

No.42621

mom got hotdogs might just be my memory failing me but i could have sworn the package was 3 pounds last time not 2

No.42622

>You may be running nonfree programs on your computer every day without realizing it—through your web browser.
biggest dadc in the whole wide world

No.42623

i dont know what that means

No.42624

same

No.42625

drained the oil and gas out of the mower but didnt realize its supposed to have oil sitting in it over the winter and i cant just put the old stuff back in because i poured it into a container that had soap and water in it

No.42626

noob

No.42627

mom always just ran a used one into the ground until it started smoking after a year or two then bought another used one

No.42628

no one suggested what pasta to make so i made farfalle

No.42629

dont know enough about pasta to make a suggestion

No.42630

missed your question i wouldve suggested some nice shells

No.42631

love me some bowtie pasta

No.42632

sigh i was going to suggest tortellini but you didnt give us enough time

No.42633

normellini

No.42634

>>42625
Please stick it in mee was gonno do the same for moms mower but asked dad and he told me that

No.42635


No.42636

dadbrag

No.42637


No.42638

farting hard

No.42639

you need more fiber

No.42640

get plenty of fiber its just the soy sauce

No.42641

you need to start eating nice american food

No.42642

wouldnt mind a nice big burg but mom doesnt let me eat meat anymore since she watched a movie about how they butcher the cows sigh

No.42643

what about pig meat

No.42644

cant eat swine its not kosher

No.42645

how about lamb

No.42646

ill have to ask mom but something tells me she wont be too happy with me eating adorable little baby sheep

No.42647

how about reindeer

No.42648

uh those arent real tard theyre just something they made up for christmas

No.42649

great now im tootin too

No.42650

farting hard or hardly farting

No.42651

got 27 kills in a nice ram

No.42652

this cabbage in the fridge is a month old i cut off the exposed part gonno boil it

No.42653

pic

No.42654


No.42655

>>42653
i havent stood up again yet it may be a while

No.42656

wonder if girls actually poop

No.42657

>>42655
thats fine im NOT going anywhere

No.42658


No.42659

been thinking about signing up for some poopracing competitions lately seems like im almost always done squeezing out a perfectly sculpted 2 foot turd at least 10 seconds after sitting down on the toilet

No.42660

might be more like 1 and a half foot now that im actually measuring it with my feet

No.42661

>>42658
uh where are the subs

No.42662

wdym

No.42663

changed my mind about making soup i dont have the energy

No.42664

thats souper

No.42665

wheres the groaner when you need him

No.42666

mom keeps taking the recycling cans into the driveway early so i end up missing my opportunity to throw away hundreds of cans

No.42667

get owned imbiber

No.42668

wonder if pnigs japanese has atrophied after 3 years in the slammer

No.42669

cant believe its already been 3 years since february

No.42670

only bother trying to throw them out in case i die if i lived alone id let them pile up to the ceiling

No.42671

same love bugs

No.42672

threw out 5 cans earlier instead of letting them pile up

No.42673

cant put food on my desk anymore because the bugs will get to it before i can finish eating have to keep my snacks and dinner bowl on my lap now

No.42674

>>42668
hes probably fluent by now since he has NOThing to distract him from studying

No.42675

nice bugsnax

No.42676

Please stick it in mee

No.42677

bored wish i could game

No.42678


No.42679

makin some pasta

No.42680

sigh even pg defected

No.42681

i really am retarded wish i wasnt but i am

No.42682

same

No.42683

got some wine

No.42684

nice

No.42685

NOT feeling too good ate too many nigkisses

No.42686

uh too many whats

No.42687

negerkysses

No.42688


No.42689

woke up had a nice deedlitjo

No.42690

kanye says elon might be half chink half south african genetically engineered hybrid

No.42691

got ynajed by mom in a dream

No.42692

some faggot in a friendgle car just drove down the road conducting illegal surveillance and mom had the garage door wide open while i was out there just end it

No.42693

being starved out in my room by invaders its like a siege

No.42694

thats nothing i just woke up to the new world order taking a panoramic 4k video of me and the inside of my house

No.42695

back from the gym feel like throwing up

No.42696

hope theyve got that scumbag norm going to a southern ghetto next where theyll pull him out of his little robo car at a red light and blow his brains out like he deserves

No.42697

we need google maps idiot

No.42698

no we defiantly dont need evil monopolies using loopholes in our laws to create public 3d mockups of residential streets

No.42699

why not

No.42700


No.42701

goin to chilis with mom tonight

No.42702


No.42703

why not even in japanese is this teen actually eop

No.42704

bored guess ill piss

No.42705

told you teens before the jp clippers leave the cut going for too long and you end up with lots of less interesting stuff instead of just 2 minutes of tubie screaming

No.42706

damn too bad the short ones are still unfunny uninteresting garbage acted by bf whores

No.42707

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXlRkAAdmiE
could post some nice chinkclips though they at least get the point

No.42708

nothing bf about miosha and okayu

No.42709

who's gonna necrobump a nice new blog were at 2500

No.42710

never norm

No.42711

you have to

No.42712

just do it the good old ghost way and get banned while making the warosu anime thread

No.42713

the only short aniteop clips are made by eopclippers on their alts too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exjyA3FEY8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrZP389dLpM

No.42714

>>42692
nothin illegal

No.42715

nobody cares you are not on vt or wherever have some self awareness for once

No.42716

figured hed at least want to drag it out since he brought back an argument he used to whine about flipping 3 years ago on hima

No.42717

what about the girlbone blog she deserves a chance

No.42718

he loved banning girls with massive bones

No.42720

soups on put in a cabbage and some onion bell pepper celery and carrot

No.42721

wheres the meat

No.42722

meat is murder

No.42723

>>42721
those go in halfway theyre already fully cooked they dont need to sit in there for hours

No.42724

and by those i mean the sausages

No.42725


No.42726


No.42727


No.42728

normscape
linus norm tips

No.42729

normanners

No.42731

the scary thing is that two separate posters linked those

No.42733

die oatman

No.42734

deeply wish i had a female to sperm inside of

No.42735

what are you doing to make that happen

No.42736

there has to be at least one girl willing to let me flipsperm in her

No.42738

hows it hangin retards

No.42739

feeling tired and dizzy as flip

No.42740


No.42741

been looking at computer speakers for the last few weeks and remembered that not only does my monitor have speakers but i use them maybe 4 times a year at best

No.42742

dislike wearing headphones so got cheap 5" studio monitors

No.42743

my room isnt soundproofed i need headphones

No.42744


No.42747

woke up mornin guys

No.42748

how are we making the most of another god given day on this planet

No.42749

gonna game

No.42750

remember to link your stream for the non followers

No.42751

nightDrove to the store to get more sour cream remembered why i dont like doing that every flippin norm but me must have floodlights installed on their car also picked up a nice big bottlecan of sapporo its cooling in the freezer

No.42752

flip you freezecool

No.42753

sigh whyd you have to say that

No.42754

plus aNOTher dumb bitch accelerated to cut me off from a parking spot without even taking the spot herself

No.42755


No.42756

doesnt he mean which type

No.42757


No.42758

really feel like jumping out the window and plumettiing to my death right now

No.42759

whats the rush

No.42760

new thread guys come on lets move it dont make this harder than it needs to be

No.42761

beat it norm

No.42762

theres no reason to move

No.42763

just returned to the index and tardlaughed

No.42765

sigh cant find the girlbone blog its missing

No.42766

i see it but im not helping a vile sodomite out

No.42767

crying it was supposed to be her turn

No.42768

>>42762
at 2500 we move its tradition no questioning it

No.42769

no reason to move i enabled xmp on my motherboard for the first time since i bought it 9 years ago the other day and ive got 8gb

No.42771

love the good ol sc2 newthread tradition

No.42773

we only had to do that on hima because the thread would break

No.42774

do you only do things because you have to

No.42775

yeah

No.42777

sigh same

No.42778

>>42756
i dont know does he grammarnorm

No.42782

>>42773
its getting annoying having to go the second page every time i fire up ghosta

No.42783

what do you mean fire up

No.42784

cant have the browser open and game or watch at the same time or my computer crashes so need to open it up and go to ghosta each time

No.42785

yeah you open the browser and all the old tabs load up

No.42786

uh

No.42787

what uh

No.42788

not gonna let threadremainers tyranny control me im moving on to a new thread

No.42790

douzo

No.42793

>>42785
that only happens with a non approved browser close like a power cycle or crash

No.42794

uh no

No.42795

sick of getting mogged by powerusers sorry for not being good with computers

No.42796

i dont know what the default normfox behavior is now but its supposed to ask you to confirm if you have more than one tab open

No.42797

uhh wouldnt want that anyway what if i close the browser after watching some truly vile pornography or child videos on youtube and then mom comes over and opens up the browser later

No.42799

why would mom be in your room or smart enough to use your computer just hide the taskbar or something and shell never find the icon

No.42800

moms better at computers than me

No.42801

cracked goodly

No.42802

>>42800
nice smartmom

No.42804

read that as die smartmom

No.42805

havent had a nice blog like this in ages

No.42806

might have some pasta and then crack too

No.42807

uh cracking after pasta itll all get soaked up and go to waste

No.42808

dont drink on an empty stomach anymore since the incident

No.42809

youll never make it past the morning shots at the party mansion like that

No.42810

>>42807
soaked up by what theres no fat in pasta unless you add it

No.42811

uh by the pasta and why are you eating plain pasta

No.42812

im not doing any of that but i thought fat soaked up alcohol not carbs

No.42814

my pastas filled with fatty pork and cheese

No.42816


No.42823

waiting for mom to get in the shower so i can start shotgunning that 12 pack

No.42824

groan this cans heavy thought from the weight there was a good bit left but it was empty

No.42825

they fold their aluminum over one thousand times

No.42830

where is everyone

No.42831

you got left behind

No.44357

its saturday afternoon in japan were watching vtubers



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