No.5609
Oh wow, this is fantastic. This board has some serious ownage going on, way too awesome for the failfest of shit known as 4chan.
You guys deserve so much better, I feel bad for you having to deal with /a/utism, /b/uugums and /v/irgins, although you own those losers pretty damn hard every time they start some pathetic shit.
I like every single on of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time with awesome activities such as "Touhou" and "eroge", and of course, spending a wild time in the own zone. You are the greatness that lacks in the world. I think I'll name my son after you. Jaypee Smith, great ring.
You are all awesome and I'd like to join one of these infamous and wicked parties you refer to as /jp/ meetups. I hope I could be the one on the left. Thank you for listening to me.
No.5612
I saw moot at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Moot trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.