No.28633
These fucking sucked dick. It's a slow board might as well shit up the catalog who cares that's the whole point of imageboards.
No.28635
>>28633This, owned that fucking retard LMAO
No.28671
My grandma threw a temper tantrum today because I asked her where the recycle bin was. She always gets super butthurt when I tell her to recycle. I wash aluminum cans and plastic occasionally and leave out to dry, and she inevitably takes them and throws them in the trash. I have to pick them out and tell her to put them in the recycle them. That's apparently too hard.
Today, I have no clue where the recycle bin is. I came from a run yesterday and left an empty gatorade bottle near the trash, since it was late and I didn't want to investigate. This morning, I found it in the trash. I picked it out and asked her where the recycle bin was, and that's when she started whining about being disrespected.
It's just hard, because she barely speaks English, and it doesn't help that she's an actual retard. I don't think it occurs to her that I might find it disrespectful for her to throw shit in the trash that doesn't belong. A while ago, I had to toggle the breaker, and she literally wouldn't let me. She thought I would be electrocuted. I tried to explain to her that they were just switches. They go on and off. I went into the kitchen and showed her the light switch for comparison. She still wouldn't let me, so I got irritated and just did it anyways. No shit I don't respect her. You can't respect someone you can't even reason with. If she'd consider doing what I'd tell her, I wouldn't need to explain the same damn things to her like ad infinitum a child, like she apparently feel like I'm doing.
And I hate waking up at the same time she does. This is why I go for a run in the morning, just to avoid her before I go to work. One time, we got into a fight, and I just hunkered down in my room until she left for work so as to not punch her in the face. Normally, she leaves early enough that I can just wait and then go to work on my own, but she basically allowed herself to stay longer than usual, thus forcing me to call in sick that day. She forced my to stay home that day because she wanted to act like a petty cunt. The fucking moron went to my uncle and bitched about my staying home from work.
It's just awful. No matter how patient I try to be, I'm always punished for it by her whining. There's no reasonable way to persuade her into anything. And she's too much of an idiot to chug along with her without confrontation. It's like living with a four-year old: you pull nails just to get basic chores done.
No.28672
>>28671you sound like an annoying effeminate faggot, your grandma is based
No.28675
>>28671what language does she speak
No.28676
>>28672I'd be a bigger faggot if I did what she told me. I can't switch the breaker, I can't go into the attic, I can't fix the HVAC, I can't change the drive belt in the car. I literally do all of those things for a living every day, and she won't let me get onto the roof because she thinks it's dangerous. She's one of those women who're so presumptuous they think it's apt to use scare tactics to essentially castrate their sons into being docile nigger cattle. I can overlook the obvious condescension, but it's hard to do so when I literally not allowed to do basic chores. As if going into the attic itself in the middle of summer isn't uncomfortable enough, imagine doing it while listening to some obnoxious cunt go on and on about how it's hot and how I shouldn't be here.
No.28678
>>28671Give the old bitch a good spanking.
No.28695
>>28671Put your head through a wall
No.28716
>>28695I would, but then I would have to be the one to cut up some dry wall, spackle it over, and paint it, and she would be complaining the whole time.
No.28757
I'm close to having a breakdown of my own
No.28772
I moved to japan. It was wonderful, but I tried to help someone in need, and ended up getting into a relationship and letting her live in my home. She quickly became verbally and emotionally abusive, and I allowed it to continue, not fighting back. I knew I was just being deceived for money, but I still let it happen cause I didn't want to make her unhappy. I had mental breakdowns when I was alone, got physically sick, and even blacked out from the stress of being with her, but couldn't find the strength to fight back. I drank and cut my arms again and again but the stress never went away.
After 4 months, I went to kyabakura and finally drank enough alcohol to find the courage to tell her to get out of my house by the end of the month. Or at least, I was drunk enough not to overthink consequences, allowing me to press send on that message.
Since then, it's too uncomfortable for me to go back home, and I'm afraid I'll be weak again and take her back, so until the end of the month I'm living in a tiny 1 meter office, sleeping on the floor, showering at manga cafes, and surviving off of konbini food cause I spent the majority of my money on her. It's funny, in a sense, right now I'm living the otaku heaven I always dreamed of. Many people would think sleeping on the floor of a cramped office, showering at manga cafes, and not being able to go to your own home is hell, and yet, I've never felt more free in my life…
No.28775
>>28772Do you not like having sex with her or something?
No.28776
>>28775she wouldn't let me hug her or hold her hand and would get mad if I got too close even though we slept in the same bed. Despite this she insisted we were dating, probably to get more money out of me.
If I just wanted to pay for sex, there's infinitely better ways to do it here (my office is literally in one of the greasy 水商売 districts)
No.28777
>>28776how did you even get yourself into this kind of predicament, everything about it sounds so bizarre
No.28779
>>28777When I had first met her, before she lived with me, she seemed super nice. She said all the things I wanted to hear, and made me feel like I mattered when I was lonely.
By then I had feelings for her, so when she said she couldn't live with her roommate anymore, I naturally volunteered to let her live with me. After she had moved in, she said we were dating and I didn't oppose that.
Then one day she suddenly, like out of nowhere started yelling at me. How I just sit around all day while she has to do all the chores around the house, and I need to start doing more for her (despite the fact that I was buying everything she wanted on top of her not paying rent.)
I'm really really really bad with conflict so it's easy to just give the other person what they want… And from there it just got worse and worse over time
No.28783
>>28779Just curious. Have you had any sexual experience before you came to japan or was she the first? You're still very stupid and gullible regardless.
No.28785
all your frens on /what/ still love you very much and you can talk with them whenever and if you don't feel comfortable talking on /what/ you can be frens with them on discord or line or steam or whatever, even last.fm!!!
No.28793
>>28772this is why everyone tells you to find a nice birl, they'll treat you right.
No.28794
>>28783yes I was in a sexual relationship with another girl who emotionally abused me for two years until 2017.
With that said, I can't say this last girl was a sexual experience, we never even kissed once. But yes I am very stupid
>>28789yes!
>>28793I played the pocky game with a birl the other day it was fun…
No.28796
>>28794You obviously can't handle women especially the old fashioned east asian kind. You might have more luck playing for the other team…
No.28800
>>28794why don't you just be frens with your whatfriends, sighhh…
No.28830
good work shitmin
No.28831
why me tho
No.28832
oh it isn't
that's a relief
No.28844
>>28772>>28779you should just come to your /what/frens. i hope you can be free soon though, good luck!
what is it like showering at manga cafes anyway? it seems like a strange experience
No.28847
>>28793Disgusting, birls are creepy.
>>28800>>28844>>28796Shut up homo
No.28855
>>28844I've only ever gone to the same Manboo, which seems to be the biggest manga cafe chain, but basically you go to the front desk and say you just want to use the shower, pay ￥300, and they give you a towel and a key. I've heard at some cafes you might have to wait like an hour in line, but this one has multiple showers on different floors so I've never had to wait.
The shower room is usually tucked away in a corner down a hallway next to the toilet away from the regular private rooms, so you don't commonly run into other people. The shower room is for 1 person at a time only, so you use the key they gave you and lock the door behind you. Pretty standard amenities inside - shampoo, conditioner, body soap, hair dryer. You have 30 minutes, and if you go over that time you pay an extra ￥100 for every 10 minutes, but I've never gone over 30 minutes.
Maybe next time I'll take some pictures!
No.28856
You are fucking insufferable.
No.28858
>>28856ban this guy /what/min or i swear on me mum
No.28860
>>28858what the fuck why are you so hostile
No.28861
>>28856what the fuck why are you so hostile
No.28862
imma buy a lotto ticket watch me win a million
No.28893
I didn't win
No.28949
my firefox got updated, and now every so often, there'll be some tab that just refuses to load anything. just completely blank page, nothing at all, it won't even try to load the page, and i can type anything into the address bar and it will still refuse to load, just stays on blank page.
wtf is wrong with this sighhh
No.28961
>>28855Come to Indonesia!
No.28963
Where in Japan are you? We should meet up when I go there.
No.28964
>>28893I remember I once accidentally ended up as in extra in a lotto commercial. They paid me in tickets, afterwards. I also didn't win.
No.28969
someday I'll thank my parents for kicking me out
No.29015
I actually don't want to be mean to people on the internet anymore
No.29019
>>29018
No I really don't you guys are the only people I talk with I have become a lot more impatient when dealing with strangers irl though anyway they're all narrow minded boomers they deserve this kind of treatment
No.29020
>>29015Then be nice to them.
No.29126
I fucking humiliated myself today. I wish I could wake up one day and realize I have to go to school and not feel a wave of dread fall over me. I wish I could shake the conditioning highschool gave me to resent school, because it's literally the only thing I have to live for. Why did I have to go to highschool and get punished for having faith in the school system?
Why did I take that CNC microcert? Why did I sign up for Solidworks and Geometric Distancing next semester? Why couldn't I have just taken some art classes like I always wanted to, like I always wanted but my mother never let me, because she liked to play monkey in the middle with my interests?
I literally got fucking kicked out of class today. For a class I paid for. God fucking damnit. I thought I was being proactive. I just pressed around in the display pane to see what info I could get, because I thought nothing would change as long as I was still in hand jog mode. And then I sat around for an hour when the instructor told me I shouldn't have done that and now he needed to reset the shit. So what did I do? I shut down the machine. I shut it down because that's what I thought he wanted. And he came back to me and just said that I was done for the day. Jesus Christ, I'm an idiot. I can't follow instructions. I can never follow instructions. I'm autismo prime and I barely comprehend what anyone's saying. All I ever wanted in life was to do good in school, and I can't even accomplish that.
No.29127
>>29126Reminds me of the time I spilled biohazardous material on the immunology lab
No.29129
Just drop the classes for next semester, surely you can still change them if the semester hasn't even started, even if it requires a bit of messing around. Swap them for something you like instead.
No.29153
>>29131Grouting sucks. It's just one of those jobs that sucks to do and whose end result sucks, too, if you don't do it for a living.
No.29168
>>29153i do it for a living
both my parents were stem graduates
i failed at life
my back hurts
No.29203
how many of you use steamcords and gay irc channels I feel left out
No.29204
>>29203I use them, you're not missing much.
No.29205
>>29203I used to use some clearnet irc channels. It's like a habit, where you trick your subconscious into thinking that you're being productive. Nothing good comes of them, though, especially since they're being archived. Doubly true for non-e2e services, proprietary or not.
I used to chat with this kid a lot when I was a mod for a small imageboard. It's still around, but myself and the admin went mia, partly because of daiperfurs (I really regret letting the admin make a porn board) and partly because my life kind of fell apart. But, use to tease him mildly because he mentioned one time that he put a small shampoo up his butt while he masturbated. A year or two went by, and my life got worse, as I said, so I stopped with the whole imageboard thing, but I noticed that he emailed me on cockmail account. The email was about him coming out of the closet as trans, and how I somehow helped him by joking about his anal masturbation. I think I accidentally turned a kid trans.
I also accidentally doxed him by giving him a google doc, and then he browsed the file logged in. I thought it was someone else, so I just noted his name and stuff, and then the admin took his ip and figured out where he lived using some service or whatever, so he was like 17 at the time of my talking to him. We didn't do anything to hurt him or abuse him, but it still gives me pause sometimes. Especially since I was only about 15 at the time, pretending like I was 20. I myself was really open about my own sexuality, humiliations, and constant failings in life, etc. – altering things slightly to make myself seem older, but, otherwise, painfully honest.
It's weird looking back on it and realizing that was the high point of my young adult life. I had no idea how low I was gonna sink, but I thinks it's more astonishing how I affected the lives whom I interacted with in that cumbersome medium.
No.29206
I just remembered how someone on ota talked about being a member of some small irc channel where two guys who were into cross dressing met up and had s*x
having e-friends sure is nice…
No.29207
>>29206I don't really think they count as e-friends if they fu*ked.
No.29208
>>29206I can be your e-friend if you want.
No.29215
>>29214
Don't know why the fuck I clicked on this shit but this orbiters comment made it worth it.
>My horoscope says I will marry a dentist is it true?
No.29216
>>29215i dm girls on ig shit like this all the time and reply to their stories simping like that, but that's also in their DMs on my fake ig
No.29217
>>29216what's the point? they will never fuck you. also go to hell nigger
No.29219
>>29217>>29218uh sometimes they reply to me and i get a dopamine hit
No.29222
>>29205>I also accidentally doxed him by giving him a google doc, and then he browsed the file logged in.What the fuck, can you really do this?
No.29223
>>29222yeah that's why i literally never click google drive or fgoogle doc links unless i trust the person. like i wouldn't click a link on the jpsphere unless it's in a private tab or im sure im not logged in.
it's like an easy way to dox people, i did it to IRC autists on Rizon back in the day and scared them with their info lol. i never did anything bad just tried to freak them out for fun
No.29224
>>29219>>29221me and my friends all make fun of creeps like you "shooting their shot"
No.29225
>>29224yeah that's why it's on a fake acct so idc really, sometimes girls laugh at shit i write and have convos with me, i'm actually friends with 4 people like actual friends with them, one is a dude too, just from joking aruond replying to their storeis and we became actual efriends.
but yeah im sure other ig models that dont talk to me screenshot it but like i said i act totally normal on my real ig
No.29226
but yeah youre right it is cringe, but its on a fake account so whatever
No.29227
>>29224its funny my gay zoomer friend was looking at my phone and saw the fake acct and all my simping and was like dude youre being cringe girls screenshot this shi tand laugh at you and i was like "look at the account it's fake i even use a girl name" and he seemed to be less shaming me but still thought it was lame
yeah i guess i should stop its more of a friend simulator it makes me more comfortable talking to people, now i'm more comfortable replying to IRL friends on my real IG, i dont say simp stuff like that theyre hot or whatev tho
No.29228
>>29222If you're an idiot and are logged into your account, it'll display your name among the people viewing a file. Remember privacy hygeine? Screw that, I guess. Who needs locks when it's illegal to kill people?
No.29269
>>29226you're vile and disgusting, harassing women is okay as long as your anonymous
No.29271
>>29269They like it you're manipulative and toxic to me
No.29410
how do you cope with being a sub 6'5 manlet without a 8" dick
No.29411
>>29410I don't. I'm a 6'0" manlet with a 6.5" micropenis and I wnt to kill myself.
It's funny cuz you guys think i'm trolling but I really feel "average" and unexceptional. I want to be 6'2" with a 7.25" dick and I'll feel "decent enough".
No.29418
>>29411this but it's 6.¾"
No.29419
I was reading a mormon blog a few days ago and the writer mentioned that one of the problems frequented in young men is the feeling of unworthy-ness in relation to gods love, they feel as if they need to first triumph and succeed in order to be worthy of love. The writer goes on to say that it is through gods love that we may overcome sin. A classic interpretation of the boy who wouldn't ask for help.
No.29440
>>29419Conditional vs unconditional love, basically.
I think it's neat that Christianity broaches complex metaphysical concepts like love, but it's just too bad nobody really cares. I think the fact that it was a Mormon blog is kind of funny, because a Morman lifestyle is obviously very demanding.
Most churches presuppose certain rituals in order to be accepted by the congregation (and by proxy, God), and that's pretty unfortunate. You have to act a certain way, do certain rituals, be a certain thing. Makes you wonder what the whole point of the Protestant Reform even was.
Like getting circumsised. And you can get completely ostracized from your family and your peer group if you don't conform. I remember learning about how Peter argued scripture over circumsision, and he said something to the affect of how you don't need to practice Judaism in order to believe in Christ, or else the gentiles couldn't participate in Christianity. I was just a kid at the time, and I didn't even realize I was circumsized, because I couldn't fathom why my parents would do something so pointless.
Just this strange fixation on arbitrary stuff. Why does it matter if you practice this ritual a certain way? Why does it matter how Christ died? Is it really that important to know that humans coexisted with dinosaurs? Conditional love.
No.29455
I went on Omegle and an anglo made fun of how I look, but it didn't really bother me, because he's an anglo.
It was just weird, though, because he didn't know what Final Fantasy was and kept telling me I couldn't get pusspuss.
No.29456
>>29455he is right tho you can't get puss puss
No.29479
>>29440I liked reading it, the only thing that makes me uneasy is how they relate every answer to include submission to god. Its like they're keeping answers to moral qualms within the church.
No.29496
what the fuck is /what/
No.29506
>>29496/what/ /what/ in the butt
No.29518
I said /what/ /what/
No.29525
in the 404 you fucking broke it
No.29528
I liked my freeedom.
No.29531
>>29479I like reading religious literature, especially Christian, but it really does bother me how eager they are force a specific interpretation on you. It doesn't even make any sense. If you're going out of your way to read explicitly Christian literature, why would they need indoctrination?
It's frustrating to enjoy something only to find out that it's supposed to be propaganda, and the author doesn't have the maturity to respect the separate identity their audience has. It's like a musician telling you can't empathise with them or consider their perspective because you vote Trump, or vice versa. I hate that ultimatum.
No.29543
>>29531i like watching anime
No.29571
Hello, i want to erp too with my whatfriends on discord. Please let me be frens too…
No.29585
Spent 40 USD just to get an NVME adapter because my desktop fugging shitted itself, and all my private keys are on it. At least it works.
It was stupid of me not to backup my stuff, but I've been trying to get ZoL to work on Helios64, and I can't get shit to build, and it's kinda pissing me off. Also, there's a huge chunk missing in the chassis. It's just a superficial problem, but, on top of everything else, it's kind of insulting.
I just can't get the serial port to work with anything else except their Armbian builds. I don't even know if it's possible.
No.29587
>>29586Well, not a serial port, just serial term via usb-c . I have no clue what else to do, though, except to mess around and hopefully circumnavigate what I think might be a gcc bug.
No.29592
>>29591you're the kiwi anon, right?
do you wanna be in my movie?
No.29594
>>29592what's it about?
lonely 30 y/o losers?
No.29595
>>29594yes.
that's really all there is to it.
No.29596
>>29595Is it a documentary?
No.29598
when riding down hills i put my foot up on the crossbar and let go of the handle-bars
i also wear no helmet nor hi-vis clothing, usually grey clothing
i imagine it gives the impression of careless-ness
i do not perceive the risk to be that high and think it looks cool as well as being an enjoyable way to ride, one should not be so fearful of things that are not high risk
No.29605
>>29598Most people are like you. People get concussions from simply falling at standing height. You sorely underestimate how fragile you are.
It's important to understand that neglecting your safety doesn't just affect you. It affects the people who might be unnecessarily liable for your injury, and it influences the decisions and biases of others. You're peer pressuring other people into thinking not wearing basic safety equipment is less conspicuous than simply wearing a helmet.
No.29618
>>29615It's because mooo.com is the actual domain.
It's a free domain name service, lots of people have: something.mooo.com
No.29631
people growing up firmly rooted to the internet but still don't know how to interpret an FQDN.
No.29783
>>29631That's the price of free.
No.29840
I wish I was heckin cute and valid.
No.29842
people growing up firmly rooted to the internet but still don't know what a DQN is or how to interpret the spirit of tanasinn.
No.29844
>>29840you dont have to wish, you are!
No.29846
>>29844n-no, you don't know what I'm like irl…
No.29896
>>29895I've been thinking about buying actual whores from this website.
https://skipthegames.com/ No.29897
>>29896tbh i jerked it before hand so not to be particularly aroused
whoring is legal here but more expensive and it's kinda gross
that said, massage is fucking expensive also
No.29898
>>29897>whoring is legal hereUK?
I know it's legal for person-to-person but not commercially.
Yeah I've always been too afraid to actually call any of them.
No.29964
What a time to be alive I'm able to witness the downfall of human civilization.
No.29983
>>29982They didn't have any peanut butter ice cream at the store…
No.29984
>>29983I'm a big fan of peanut butter captain crunch.
No.29990
>>29989cute cap! wish i had a nice one like that.
No.30032
Reading about lefthandedness again so I can pretend I'm intellectually gifted
No.30049
>>30048That sucks. There's nothing you can really do to fix chronic back pain except to prevent further injury with good posture. You can exercize your back muscles and that might aleviate the pain somewhat by reducing the strain on your spine, though.
No.30088
Can someone please post that webm of the shot from movie where the camera slowly zooms into girl's face while she nods her head to music?
No.30092
>>30088The Japanese girl bruh that shit was wild lmao
No.30114
>>30111I pluck them. Shaving causes too many bumps. I only stay around the pubic region just above the penis too, so not any of my bits directly. Going onto the base of the shaft or balls just hurts there and the fear of an ingrown is too much. Everything around the genitals though = no pain, very few bumps, no itch, no hairs for weeks, results last weeks, when it finally does start growing back it's just a few hairs here and there, easy to re-pluck if want to.
No.30127
>>30114You could epilate.
No.30130
>>30127to epilate you need to shave down first, since the hairs can only be a few mm to work with the epilator.
No.30131
>>30130Sure, but when you start epilating, all you have to do is to continue to epilate when necessary. It's more efficient like shaving but as effective as plucking.
No.30136
>>30127I guess it's kinda gross, but I honestly just pluck at my desk though. I find plucking really convenient, I can tweeze a few hairs here and there when i get just a few moments, while a game is loading up or while listening to a video that doesn't really need to be watched etc. time I was gonna spend anyway, and i have a small waste bin right next to me.
Epilating requires that I do it in the shower so the mess is contained. It makes a loud annoying buzzing and i have to dedicate a solid chunk of my time to do it all at once. It eats batteries (unless it's an even less convenient mains-powered one) and requires far more cleaning than a set of tweezers. When I used an epilator before (mainly on my legs though) I found I got a lot of breakages rather than plucks. I also have less control over exactly which hairs are grabbed and from exactly which direction they're plucked, I think this is important when you're working near your cummer.
If it works for you, that's great, but epilators just don't fit into the way I do things. Maybe I'll try them again in the future.
No.30147
>>30136for what its worth I've always just used mine while plugged in with a damp towel and water basin
No.30148
i'll probably just get laser instead.
No.30150
I only use an electronic shaver to trim because I'm not overly girly and I have soft pubes that's like petting a cat.
No.30160
why does /what/ bother shaving there, it's not like anyone's ever going to see it
No.30161
>>30160Feels better when you masturbate
No.30162
I shaved once, felt like I was going to puke anytime I touched my cock. Pretty weird tbh.
No.30167
>>30162Trim don't shave. Trevor taught me to trim my asshole too
No.30170
>>30160because it was a big hairy bush and i was just going to trim it and i did but then i thought fuck it time to look like a boy again
was pretty gentle and there doesnt appear to be any irritation but pubes exist for a reason and now it's gonna feel sweaty for a week or two
No.30332
i took the sleeping pills again but i woke up in the middle of the night anyway
No.30333
Holy shit just remembered a bit from my childhood.
When my family went to the beach I would spend ages trying to swim against the tide and now im reading tons of stories about kids dying by swimming to far out. Literally saved by my lack of aptitude towards swimming. Crazy to think about.
No.30337
>>30333I live in a beach town on the ocean.
You should look up rip currents. They pull people out into the ocean and most people don't know you're supposed to swim sideways out of the current instead of trying to swim to the shore.
No.30341
>>30340No I'd rather live in the middle of nowhere like the ozarks.
Like those 100% white areas of north western Arkansas, with the real deal trailer parks.
No.30458
>>30411what did you learn
No.30487
>>30458I learned about your mom.
No.30526
They are using the pandemic as an excuse to cut down my end of the year break to half of its length
No.30559
>>30526Just take the full break anyway
No.30572
There is a fire drill (probably) at work and I have to evacuate and I bored and lonely outside and it's too hot outside, i wearing a hoodie coz it so cold in the office but it warm outside, i hate this.
No.30680
whatmin he asked me "why can't you just take it easy?"
it's so rude, it hurt.
the next time he's having a panic attack from his crippling anxiety, i'll just turn and ask "why can't you just take it easy?"
the stupid fucking cunt bf
No.30713
>>30680y u gotta have no chill bruh?
No.30759
>>30758*does a cummy on your tummy*
No.30799
>>30759hmm~ close enough i guess.
No.30812
There's a mosquito flying around my desk at work, AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
No.30832
Whatmin, my boss made a "wife" joke again…
No.30845
enjoy your lockdown
No.30846
wish i were a twink
No.30849
>>30844No, real humans scare me.
No.30866
>>30846Post pic to find out!
No.30872
Twinkle twinkle little twink I wonder how tight your star between your legs are.
No.30873
>>30844It's not happening retard there is covid
No.30876
>>30873Did you even read the message? I said 2021. At least from here, they very definitely intend to go ahead with it next year:
>https://animenyc.com/coronavirus/>Stay safe, wear a mask, and we’ll be back November 19-21, 2021! No.30877
>>30876What part of new York are you from
No.30878
I feel sad now knowing the pandemic is far from over in America.
Where i am, everything is getting back on track fine and big public events like conventions and stuff are all going ahead again with no problems.
No.30879
Why is getting a bf so hard? Where do I even meet guys? I read stories here about NEET girls with extensive dating history and whatnot, meanwhile I have a part-time job n I attend uni, but still no bf.
No.30882
>>30878The pandemic is fake news idiot your govt just isn't as corrupt as our kike masters
No.30889
why do you call people rude names all the time? it just makes you look like a mean bully.
No.30892
>>30889You guys literally tell me to kill myself and say the cruelest shit then pull this when I talk back
No.30893
>>30892Well, when you are going to do it? We are all at the edge of our seats eagerly waiting the day you finally livestream your suicide!
No.30996
>>30994oki thankie
someone last night called me bro too. i was sitting in on a D&D game, just watching it for now, but someone didn't join so it was just banter and shibposting for an hour waiting for them. then the GM (who invited me) said they were tired and gonna cancel the session.
that was my first tabletop RPG experience i ever had. it looked like fun but they play it a bit too late at night for me to join i think and i'd feel bad if i fell asleep and missed it and they forced to cancel.
No.31004
>>30996Bro is gender-neutral
No.31005
If the D&D isn't strip based were your character gets raped on bad dice rolls and if you die you serve the GM's dick it isn't worth playing.
No.31007
By strip based I mean you take your clothes off when you loss HP
No.31036
I would understand if it was a physical gathering around a tabletop, but i don't think stripping works in an online game like that, or do you mean they literally erotic roleplay?
Actually i think they swapped to Pathfinder, but idk for sure since they didn't actually play anything!
No.31060
I just spend 200+ USD buying most of my wishlisted video games on gog. For someone who isn't even making money at the moment, I sure am eager to part with it. Now I'm gonna drop 500 or so getting a powersupply, mobo, case, and cooler so that I can take the cpu and gpu out of a prebuilt I was given whose power supply failed and put together a desktop. And then I should drop another 600 or so to get five (5) 6GB hdd's to put in my nas, so I don't catch myself without a desktop and no way to access my only storage medium (nvme) which contains all my private keys. And then I have to get around to paying for my classes for next semester.
I hate myself for doing it, but all those things except video games are kind of practical. And yet the first thing I did was buy video games. I hope to God I can find the determination to get through them all.
No.31070
>>31067I've thought that way about 9/11, too. Pretty much every country has had their own private atrocity within the generation. Civil war, occupation, etc., but it's not usually spoken about because other countries are small compared to the US, so why is everyone else affected by what was arguably the consequence of the US's own foriegn policy?
It just furthers the notion that the US is the quintessential consumer state. All industries bow down to the American consumer.
No.31071
>>31070Think about two fucking nukes on huge cities and realize 9/11 is a teaspoon to Japan history
No.31077
>>31071think about all the people those soulless insectoids ruthlessly tortured and genocided in the ww2 ya fucking moron
No.31078
>>31077chinese aren't people you silly billy
nippon banzai
No.31079
>>31078silly billy, wwwwww!!!!
No.31081
>>31080what on earth does "pozzed" mean in the context of bideo games?
No.31110
whabmin…
No.31111
>>31095I got this game, stopped playing at iceborne, I reached the icedragon thing but just kept getting one shot and wasnt able to dodge his area sweeping attacks so gave up. I was using the light bowgun, it was fun sending monsters to sleep then using all my explosive barrels around them. Not really enjoying the resource management either
No.31117
>>31111theres a new update with the movie i want to play when it comes out
No.31164
whalnut…
No.31206
whatmin the fag
No.31238
wibbly wobbly whabmin, i ordered digital piano thing and tablet and cables and stuff, should be arriving in next couple weeks or so. gonna get good at piano again and this time do good at it!
also booked a couple consults for laser hair removal. but I think i kinda messed it up a little since I plucked quite a few hairs again recently, but it should just be consult and test anyway for now, so no big dealio i don't think.
No.31243
>>31239you little gearslut you, roland RD 88
the only thing for me is it doesn't have a little slot or fixture for a sheet music holder, so I might get a free-standing sheet stand instead and just plonk it behind to put my sheets + tablet on.
No.31245
I also got a nice cardigan i like, it's not very cute or anything, just something i can wear easily.
No.31246
>>31243Nice why did you pick that one? I want to buy one. Are you going to use ableton with it? How much was it
No.31280
>>31245Is it a girl cardigan?
No.31281
>>31246I honestly don't know why I picked it out over everything else. I did far less research on it than I normally do with purchases like this. I guess I thought if I hesitated too much, I'd never get anything; I don't want to put it off anymore.
The action felt nice, keys weren't too plastic-y and slippery, in-built speakers are handy since my headphones are falling apart, lots of samples, the piano ones sounded fine to me, support for 3 pedals (though idk if it replicates the functions of an acoustic piano out of the box, also only comes with one flimsy little plastic pedal for sustain but that's fine for now), it does keyboard splitting and layering, which i like but I couldn't figure out how to set it up in the time i was in the store, there's lots of presets though. I don't mind that maybe the piano samples aren't that great compared to some of the more specialized digital pianos. My focus is slightly skewed towards having more synth/electronic capability stuff, since I plan on buying a little baby grand acoustic in the next few years, probably a "cheapo" Kawai or something (still costs like 10k+ grr!!).
It's a big step up from my old yamaha p-something (i think it's a p95). I think that's the most important thing since playing the yamaha was getting tiresome, could only really use the piano samples on it with any seriousness, so it's really encouraging and motivating to have something with lots of features that i can explore and grow into.
No.31283
>>31280yes… but i don't think that should matter to others.
No.31309
Sometimes when I listen to certain music it makes me want to play piano.
No.31335
Finally bought the bees knees socks from sock dreams!! Also a bunch of other socks (10 pairs total), cost a bit but not too much.
No.31339
>>31281What do you use it for I want to make beats like grimes
No.31344
>>31339Mainly piano stuff actually, certainly at first, but would also like to try again with ambient and drone stuff. I have an old analogue synth (alpha juno) that i liked to have fun with but some of the keys don't register anymore.
I don't really do "beats", I gave it a little go but I'm just no good at it and can't get the sound i want. I know it's the thing that definitely requires loads of practice and experimenting and stuff, but it's not for me. Gave a few DAWs a try, and also got an almost-unused hardware sampler/sequencer. Lots of fun to play with but idk what I'm doing and no good for me. I was gonna deliver it to my fren who makes bleep bloop electronic stuff, she only using FL studio and said she'd like something tangible, it'd probably get a lot more use with her than with me. Hopefully it still works, i haven't stored it nicely.
I hope you make lots of nice beats, it's the sort of thing where you can spend lots of money on gear or no money at all (just a pc) it just depends on what you find fun to do.
Tweaking knobs is always lots of fun though tbh.
No.31380
whabmin what anime girl should i avatarpost with? like which one you think fits my personality?
No.31384
haha he just called you a faggot LOL
No.31415
whabmin, i miss my bf and my other frens…
No.31422
>>31419guns are scary hate guns
No.31423
someone's gotta have the gun
No.31430
>>31419It's funny because she is almost certain to turn that gun against herself before age 30.
No.31433
>>31431snippity snap across the cummer shaft!!
No.31437
I wish i could get a few nice handguns where i am. Cleaning and maintaining them seems kinda relaxing and plinking is fun and gets me outdoors and a bit of exercise.
No.31449
Gonna get really high with whatmin and cuddle my bf for hours, then have sex with both of them.
No.31451
>>31433But I'm already circumcised.
No.31479
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No.31536
got another thai deep tissue massage
she didn't hold back
it was pretty painful actually
No.31538
>>31536Did she give happy ending
No.31541
I think Iwould enjoy a massage.
No.31542
>>31538no they're a professional therapeutic service
i can do a better job myself anyway
No.31544
>>31542I thought all Asian massages were sex places
No.31547
>>31544only the ones with neon signs in the window
like i said earlier in the blog; prostitution is legal here and they make more than enough through legitimate therapeutic service
No.31548
nothing's more therapeutic than a pair of freshly drained balls
No.31549
it's
crate day in new zealand today
a proud nz tradition
first saturday of summer you buy a "crate" which is a timber box of 12 700ml bottles of beer and if you're a man drink the whole thing or share it
i bought a bottle of ouzo instead because i have no friends
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/123570155/another-crate-day-another-nightmare-for-new-zealands-emergency-departments No.31550
>>31549>encouraging people to mark the first Saturday of summer by buying a crate of beer.this confused me for a minute
No.31608
>>31550But it clearly says New Zealand in the first line!!
No.31633
My dresses aren't gaudy…
No.31635
FUCK Victorians
FUCK Lelbourne
FUCK Poo Zealanders
FUCK Abos
FUCK the Liberals
FUCK the greens
FUCK Boomers
FUCK Chinks and Pajeets
Love me Western Australia
Love me Queensland
Love me Hungry Jacks
Love me Brownes Banana Chill
Love me FIFO work
Love me Great Northern Super Crisp
Love me Mum
No.31692
>>31608yeah i know but i don't think about new zealand or really any south hemisphere country often enough to always remember that the seasons are wrong
No.31693
>>31692They're not
wrong, they're just
different!
Please don't bully them!!
No.31698
no refunds
No.31715
wish i had different seasons want it to be warm right now
No.31716
>>31693Christmas in summer is wrong.
No.31914
>>31911Seattle rise up, to bed
No.31930
>>31911i don tknow much about pianos but i dont think you should plant flowers in there i think it would either hurt the flowers or the piano
No.31956
>>31716yeah it doesn't make much sense traditional wise but it's more beer round the bbq kinda thing
the whole country basically shuts for 2 weeks and people can enjoy the summer
halloween in the middle of spring is also silly, as is easter in the midst of autumn
everything is backwards lol
No.31957
>>31956I live in a desert where it's perpetual Summer, so no holiday makes sense here. Yet, people still do it. They insist on wearing sweaters and scarves once fall approaches, despite the fact that we still have highs of 40C, and Canadians will come down here in bermuda shorts and sunglasses.
No.31984
>>31982I think about that a lot, especially when it comes to Silicon Valley. I always found it weird that there are a lot of right-wing Americans who would dismiss those startup hipsters as "socialists" simply because of the lifestyles they lead; they themselves my don the term, and yet those "socialists" tend to own (or aspire to own) insanely valuable assets and spend all their waking hours working, even going so far as to use drugs to enhance their work performance. They seem more like super capitalists in that respect. It's just absurd, because that accusation kind of implies that, in order to be a capitalist, you need to be a Christian living an ostensibly Christian (which is to say fundamentalist) lifestyle; that can't be further from the truth
It just goes to show that your values are better reflected in actions than words.
No.31987
>>31984> in order to be a capitalist, you need to be a Christianit's the opposite
No.32013
>>32005I wish I was tired like a normal human. I just have like 4-5 hours sleep a night instead of feeling tired during the night so im just like awake in bed and its annoying.
No.32016
Beach bunny released a new song video and now I have a crush on her again
No.32023
>>32013what is your vitamin d intake like?
No.32027
>>32005This girl is very cute
No.32028
>>32023I recently read that too much vitamin d decreases bone density. I've been taking 10000iu but I'm dripping back to five. I also take vitamin k 2 though but I don't think people in the study did
No.32141
>>32140I never watched jav here since ever
No.32142
>>32140This is why I couldn't find the femdom I was looking for
No.32173
>>32172Do you sleep with a light on
No.32183
>>32173Not usually.
I like using a very dim light that isn't even much good for reading. I can fall asleep with it on without too much aggravation, but I mainly just use it to wind down and prepare for sleep; it helps with the circadian rhythm.
This one too bright for that though.
No.32186
>>32172I got a nice scented candle as an early christmas present for myself and now I fall asleep with it burning and it gives just enough light for me to easily fall asleep but still see my surroundings. it also makes me feel like i live in an old timey scenario and is very ii ne
No.32187
Someone stole all my clothes from the laundry room
No.32189
>>32187WTF, go get them back!
No.32190
>>32189How. I'm so fucking depressed I feel like crying
No.32192
>>32190You file a police report and also contact the building owner. They almost always have cameras in the laundry rooms (or just outside them). They see someone took them, they might even recognize who it was and can retrieve it.
Depending on your jurisdiction, you might claim compensation. You can claim on insurance if you have anything that would cover it too.
No.32193
>>32192I filled one just now the cop came to my room.
No.32194
>>32192I told him smaller amounts than it actually was I'm so dumb it's probably 1000 worth of clothes I says line 350
No.32195
I really wish I had the mental capacity to just kill my abuser and myself I'm sick of this shit
And my clothes had lots of sentimental value to my my favorite clothes all gone
No.32196
I wish I would never wake up
No.32197
That is sad news. I hope things turn out ok for you. I do not live in an apartment complex so I never have to worry about my clothes being stolen
No.32200
>>32197Once, somebody stole my sandals off my porch. Another time my wind chimes. It's weird what people will steal.
No.32202
>>32200I'm sorry you have to live with that. I'm surrounded by drugies but I've never had to deal with thieves
No.32216
>>32215How can you be a hikikomori as a foreigner though? Don't you have to work?
No.32217
>>32215is private housing not available wherever you are originally from?
No.32218
>>32215Please jump. You just realized your entire life was leading up to this.
No.32219
>>32197I FOUND THEM THEY WERE IN A DIFFERENT ISLE I HAD MOVED THEM SINCE THE WASHER ON THE OTHER WASN'T WORKING THEY WERE LITERALLY FORMING MOLD FROM BEING WET IN A WASHER FOR A WEEK I FEEL SO DUMB I CALLED THE COPS SAYING I FOUND THEM AND MY ROOMMATE SINCE I ASKED IF HE ACCIDENTLY THRU OUT TRASH SINCE I PUT THEM IN TRASH BAGS. I'M HAPPY AND ALSO RETARDED
No.32220
>>32218I don't mean it but you are still super retarded if your life long dream was to go to a foreign country to be locked up in your room forever.
No.32236
>>32219>>32219This is good news. I am glad everything is ok. It makes me happy to learn your clothes have been found.
No.32243
>>32219schitzo self-own KEK
No.32253
woke up and still dont have a beach bunny gf
No.32254
>>32253you can have me instead, sometimes people say i'm cute kinda.
No.32255
>>32236Thanks
>>32243I really did self own I wonder what my unconscious is doing to me
No.32277
>>32254we will help repopulate pornhub content together
No.32302
>>32277I'm tired of dumb boy talk…
No.32307
Link me some asmr porn
No.32311
>>32309what is this silly bish doing up in my ear
No.32313
>>32308Kyaaaaaa don't be so nice to me so suddenly like that!!
No.32323
>>32309I think this video is hilarious but can anyone translate it?
No.32327
>>32326
Oh is this one of those induction cookers I've heard about?
No.32329
japanese math rock to listen while strolling around in the cherry blossoms
A warm hug disguised as a Japanese Indie Folk playlist
Lo-fi for Ghosts (Only)
No.32505
bump limi test
No.32546
Did the /what/friend who was building a Helios64 get it working? It seems like it's really good value for money and I was gonna get their second batch but it probably won't arrive until the end of next year around there.
No.32564
>>32546Well, it always worked. It was just that I couldn't get Mobian to build with zfs because of a bug with gcc, which I think people figured out how to get around, but I ended up giving up and switching to btrfs. Between the Helios64 and the GnuBee, I figured the former was the better choice because it actually had an enclosure that would protect the board from dust. Most of the price is in the hard drives themselves, anyways.
When I got mine, there was a chunk taken out of the enclosure, presumably in the finishing process. Bad fqa, I guess, but it doesn't really make a difference. I took those hot pink trays and spray painted them black so they didn't stick out, but those are all cosmetic things.
There's also the built-in ups, which is nice, and its relatively low power consumption, compared to the big ones. Besides that, I don't have much to say, since I literally just sshfs into it when I need it. Maybe you should ask /hsg/ or browse some discussions on rbt, too, if you're uncertain, because I really don't have enough insight to say whether or not it's anymore than adequate.
No.32591
Does anyone have that webm where the lonely girl sits in her extremely messy room and says something like: "i have all of these cute things, but i have no one to share them with :<"?
No.32593
>>32592I don't think being reticent means you have a high internal filter. You can always say something ill-advised, even if you seldom say anything.
I think it's good to cherish friendly gestures. Unfortunately, they're not as valuable as they might seem, which is all the more reason to appreciate them when you can get it and to not get too caught up in immature preconceptions of what are identity is and how we feel inclined to behave.
I usually just buy stuff for family that's younger than I am. Mostly just graphic novels, because they're cheap and the recipients can open them up and enjoy them for an hour while they're in the car.
No.32616
Stole a candy cane from the reception desk at work, haha they can't arrest me coz it was my last day until the new year, teehee~!!
No.32701
>>32676will never understand western artists obsession with vile art
No.32722
STOP BULLYING WHATMIN (my bf)
No.32779
I just got an email saying they lowered my credit line because of delinquency on my other credit card wtf. I'm worried my other credit card will get blocked too. I didn't know they did it to other accounts I'm scared this is what I live off of