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What was the point of this thread
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Whom are you quoting?
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Me: *Standing at walmart carrying green tea*
Woman (attractive): *approaches me* "Uhh hey how are you going?"
Me: *Sighs heavily and rests my greentea down* "I'll answer your question with a question of my own; you see a cake sitting on the table with a sign that says: 'eat me', what do you do?"
Woman (extremely attractive): "haha uhh I take a slice?"
Me: *cups hand over mouth and makes really loud buzzer sound* "WRONG haha fail, the cake is a lie. I invented that meme."
Woman: "haha whoops, you're not like the other guys here, you seem… way more epic."
Me: "LOL no shit, tell me something I DO know."
Woman (hot): "Can I buy you a drink?"
Me: "Lol simp alert. But no, I have to go home, I'm streaming later."
Woman (smoking hot): "You stream!? WOW!"
Me: "Yeah I'm affiliated on Twitch. I regulary get dozens of viewers."
Woman: *Begins to swoon* "Mama mia you are sexually attractive to me."
Me: "POG yes I realized that only about 45 minutes ago. Will there be anything else?"
Woman: "… will I ever see you again?"
Me: "That depends on my stream schedule. Later simp." *puts HTC Vive on my face, dabs and Gangnam Style style dances out of the bar*