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 No.10362

Is masturbation a sin?

 No.10364

she needs to be punished

 No.10366

Yes. YHWH is very cross on seed being spilled anywhere else but its intended receptacle, the pussy.

 No.10369

>>10366
No where in the bible does it say anything is wrong with masturbation.

In the bible it says if your brother dies without children, you have to marry and have sex with his wife until she has children.

This happened to a guy named Onan in Genesis, but he was pulling out instead of cumming in her pussy thus "spilling his seed".

Nothing to do with masturbation.

 No.10370

If I start masturbating in public does does a virginal waifu have to quickly get into position to accept my seed?

 No.10371

>>10369
Your body is a temple unto God, and when you jerk off you're basically jerking off Jesus and he doesn't like being jerked off by random homos one bit.

You can rationalize it all you want, God sees through your bullshit and he'll send you to hell where you will be condemned to being eternally masturbated by she-devils but never actually allowed to climax.

 No.10373

masturbation ruined my life, don't end up like me!

 No.10374

>>10371
>where you will be condemned to being eternally masturbated by she-devils but never actually allowed to climax.
jerking off to this post rn

 No.10391

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What's going on he-
Ohh…

 No.10397

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.10398

>>10397
Why would God want to let humans know they're in a sandbox?

Gotta make that shit unfathomably big,

 No.10399




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