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File: 1471748723909.png (487.13 KB, 720x540, bulma.png)

 No.6563[Last 50 Posts]

This is the official (100% alcohol) /what/ blog thread. If you have anything you want to say but don't want to make a thread for it…

 No.6565

File: 1471749709576.png (159.26 KB, 318x480, shot0004.png)

Is this a 4pawk shot####.png?
Or is this someone else's shot?

 No.6567

File: 1471751000163.webm (2.99 MB, 960x720, 1451282444646.webm)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6569

File: 1471752919380.png (2.65 MB, 1920x1080, q.png)

>>6565
That is mine

>>6567
The animation is so good.

 No.6571

>>6567
Maybe I should start watching sakura again, I think I stopped my rewatch at like episode 10 or something.

>>6566

what is it

 No.6574

>>6567
cute minivideo

 No.6578

File: 1471778759709.jpg (177.55 KB, 1280x720, 1468132182299.jpg)

where's g0rpy?

 No.6579

File: 1471789594145.png (367.34 KB, 1115x966, Gooey Date.png)

I can't wait until I get to watch a cute anime with 1gooey. I had to book my appointment months in advance to ensure I got a place in his cute-anime-watching schedule, but it was totally worth it!

Here is a picture of my calendar confirming my date.

 No.6583

File: 1471794203471.jpg (93.36 KB, 495x636, 9d2406e75a868f49b957251379….jpg)

Hmm…

 No.6585

File: 1471809572787.jpg (173.26 KB, 1073x345, 111111111.jpg)

error 404 - fren not found

fren is gone

 No.6586

>>6583
Please do not post pictures of me here.

 No.6587

>>6586
post more

 No.6591

>>6586
Uh, that's a picture of my mom, dude.

 No.6592

I want to read more about this denis saga about meeting some fag on tinder. It's disgusting to read this shit and imagining someone like denis performing all these sexual acts but his "relationship" is so obviously headed towards a trainwreck I can't wait to read more.

 No.6593

File: 1471841802739.jpg (49.39 KB, 822x397, image.jpg)

CAUSE I'M BROKEEEEEN

 No.6600

File: 1471875961348.png (17.83 KB, 599x144, dare.png)

*floop*

\( ^v^)/

*floop*

/( ^v^)\

 No.6601

Noodles/Porchy if you're still here can you say something?

 No.6602

File: 1471879056694.png (896.09 KB, 1920x1080, shot0012.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6603

File: 1471879617859.png (1.29 MB, 1920x1080, shot0006.png)

Eat Satan's meat balls (Y/n)?

 No.6604

File: 1471880209405.png (155.78 KB, 500x375, 1421683586244.png)

I feel incredibly gay today……

 No.6605

>>6603
she has the cutest hair

 No.6606

>>6601
all my frens are disappearing….

 No.6608

File: 1471889492017.png (87.52 KB, 682x351, pervert.png)

>>6592
If anything I might break it off with guy A and go to guy B since guy A seems to be getting to clingy and emotional he is good for the sex stuff and buying me things but his personality is wearing thin…

I ended up telling guy B about guy A and how I was seeing him and he said he would be happy to stay friends with me if I stay with guy A but would be happy to be my rebound BF if I broke it off with guy A which I will if he doesn't smarten up.

There's also the possibility of a guy C coming up.
When it comes to faggotry I'm the undefeated master of it.

 No.6610

File: 1471890488861.png (302.8 KB, 871x626, 1439184979089.png)

>>6608
When I think about it and when I look at all of my posting history I think I just don't want any long term relationships…I enjoy this short term stuff of people buying me things and dinner, fucking and leaving. It's so much fun and I save a great deal of money.

Holy fuck…I might be a slut..

 No.6611

>>6608
>he is good for the sex stuff and buying me things but his personality is wearing thin…

Congrats, you will never be able to have a successful long-term relationship with anyone ever.

 No.6612

huh, gays are degenerate, who would have thought?

 No.6613

File: 1471891510511.jpg (87.89 KB, 757x625, 1471734433784.jpg)

>>6611
Don't shame his 14yo girl RP. It's called a "lifestyle aesthetic", dumbass.

 No.6615

File: 1471893645932.png (108.74 KB, 451x383, 1422478258525.png)

>>6613
Y-Yeah that's gotta be it, It's just a life style aesthetic…

 No.6619

Sorry for deleting your post I just don't like intense ISIS gore videos.

 No.6620

File: 1471914260908.png (557.96 KB, 698x1000, 1471882960647.png)

>>6619
wow it was a nuanced citique of american foreign policy in the 90s

 No.6621

>>6613
gotta poop!

 No.6622

>>6619
wow, we finally found out what does it takes for /what/min to use his moderation power

 No.6623

File: 1471916783952.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 53.72 MB, 1280x720, 5y54u4w6u.mp4)

>>6619
Yuru'd it, honeycakes. *kisses*

WARNING: RED PIXELS AND EURODANCE

 No.6624

>>6623
you should always Akarin'd your non-cute bictures and vibeos…

 No.6625

File: 1471930510407.jpg (451.22 KB, 1200x1200, hump-me.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6626

File: 1471931175708.jpg (19.99 KB, 500x511, 1469430059737.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6627

File: 1471932785055.jpeg (61.96 KB, 674x677, c278a1731528fb8b878ed167f….jpeg)

fags are a plague

 No.6628

File: 1471933389140.png (1.11 MB, 1492x1080, i-came-here-to-laugh-at-yo….png)

>>6627
You shouldn't talk so negatively about yourself.

 No.6629

File: 1471947097850.png (37.96 KB, 350x254, Male_female_facial_sexual_….png)

"A facial geometric sexual dimorphism diagram.
The blue bell curve on the left represents the male faces
The pink bell curve on the right represents the female faces.
The purple area in the center represents the overlap of the two bell curves where the feminine male faces cannot be distinguished from the masculine female faces."

That /what/feel you weren't born with a face in the overlapping section.

 No.6637

File: 1471949028527.png (1.59 MB, 1920x1080, shot0019.png)

Can't look at this girl without thinking of the gnfos fart fetish guy.

 No.6640

File: 1471954873518.jpeg (285.19 KB, 900x996, fart.jpeg)

>>6637
You mean T?

 No.6641

File: 1471964894744.png (1.96 MB, 1920x1080, 2016-08-23-110740_1920x108….png)

>China thinks this is ok

 No.6642

File: 1471966719708.png (159.26 KB, 318x480, shot0004.png)

>>6641
>takes a google streetview screenshot of some shithole like Camden, NJ
>says something fucking retarded like "americans think this is okay"

nice job 4peeretard, I'm learning from the best.

 No.6643

File: 1471967334877.jpg (64 KB, 689x800, die.jpg)

>>6642
Fuck off, Chink.

 No.6645


 No.6646

>>6643
source

 No.6647

did noodles died?
please come back noodles….

 No.6648

>>6641
>>6642
Whom are you two quoting?

 No.6649

>>6591
your mom is posting here!

 No.6650

File: 1471983673676.png (799.19 KB, 1280x720, underage.png)

>>6631
Thanks bro, wanna dock dicks?

 No.6651

>>6647
all friendos died, now only assholes like 4p and denis are here

 No.6652

File: 1471993765133.jpg (43.85 KB, 361x214, s10.jpg)

>>6651
Asshole life is best life in my full and honest opinion…

 No.6653

File: 1471994894317.mp3 (10.39 MB, Humans Are Such Easy Prey.mp3)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6656

File: 1472001068088.jpg (403.53 KB, 800x1142, 83b19f0e8c84d38bdb0a547b88….jpg)

>>6637
Fartposter ideology.

 No.6661

File: 1472014788215.jpg (298.45 KB, 1080x1416, cirnobully.jpg)

wwwww

 No.6670

File: 1472041673349.png (620.14 KB, 762x852, 2.png)

Default mpv color

 No.6671

File: 1472041786494.png (685.45 KB, 762x852, 1.png)

opengl;target-prim=bt.2020:target-trc=srgb

To be honest I don't understand this color bullshit, but I do like how this changes the color palette of video.

 No.6672

>>6671
How do I run mpv with these settings? Command line arg?

 No.6674

>>6661

kill yourself(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS BOST)

 No.6677

>>6672
You could run it with those settings from the command line, but you probably want to put into your mpv configuration file.

https://mpv.io/manual/master/#configuration-files
https://mpv.io/manual/master/#files
https://mpv.io/manual/master/#video-output-drivers

If you still can't figure this out, in a text editor open ~/.config/mpv/mpv.conf, or on Windows create mpv.conf in the same folder your mpv.exe is located, and add the following: vo=opengl:target-prim=bt.2020:target-trc=srgb

You should also read read some of the other options the opengl output has, especially scaler. If your computer can handle it try this for higher quality upscaling/downscaling: vo=opengl:scale=ewa_lanczossharp:cscale=ewa_lanczossharp:dscale=ewa_lanczossharp

 No.6679

>>6671
It's like the opposite of a tumblr gif, it lost its saturation

 No.6681

File: 1472069781760.jpg (23.54 KB, 303x566, 1449389950782.jpg)

>>6674

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS BOST)

 No.6682

>>6677
Ok thanks but never mind I got the photos mixed up I actually think the first is better.

 No.6683

File: 1472071464429.jpg (3.43 MB, 2349x2404, a8ecd1b4aa71b669d72431425f….jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6684

>>6683
Uh, are you trying to ask me out? You know how many imageboard boys are on the waiting list.

 No.6685

File: 1472073153036.png (352.96 KB, 800x961, 8f779c2bbeceb3e99ecf74f6cf….png)

>>6684
pengin

 No.6686

>>6685
post "cirno_being_eaten_by_rhino-san.jpg"!

 No.6688

File: 1472083085399.jpg (Spoiler Image, 312.96 KB, 1122x1200, 7cc673fe6fc4a2732140500cce….jpg)


 No.6691

So I thought my phone interview went bad, but they told me to come in for a face to face interview. It's in like 12 hours. I guess I should have been excited, but I'm mostly just worried. Worried about not being able to get the job and my life falling apart from no money, and also worried about getting the job and hating it and my life. I'm probably blowing everything out of proportion, but it feels like I'm going to have a breakdown no matter what happens.

 No.6692

I just mixed Extra Crunchy Jif PB and blueberries together, eating one spoon of PB then a handful of blueberries.

It's so good, you could easily sit there eating an entire jar and container of blueberries without even getting that full.

>2600 calories in a jar

>About 100g protein

How2get fat

 No.6693

>>6691
At least you'll be able to do stuff with the job, hopefully enough to afford grown up things like your own place, a car, and a female.

Even if you're ugly you can still get a gf so long as you have income.

 No.6694

>>6691
I hope your interview goes well! Your /what/frens will be here to support you no matter if you get the job or not!

 No.6696

>>6691
Just try to relax. I now it's easier said than done, but it will do you a lot of good for your interview.

 No.6697

File: 1472142091422.jpg (202.3 KB, 1080x762, Apodemus_sylvaticus_bosmui….jpg)

*squeek*

 No.6698

>>6696
just b urself

 No.6699

>>6697
Nazrin!

 No.6700

File: 1472143186008.jpg (2.76 MB, 3798x2848, Apodemus_sylvaticus_(Sardi….jpg)

>>6697
*squeek*

 No.6701

>>6698
No I didn't meant him to "be himself", but being a nervous wreck isn't going to do him any good

 No.6702


 No.6703

>>6693
>hopefully enough to afford grown up things like your own place, a car, and a female.
why would I spend my money on those things when I can spend it on anime figures, manga, and dakis???

 No.6704

File: 1472146746185.png (98.11 KB, 572x510, 14177594823777.png)


 No.6706

File: 1472150599173.jpg (157.33 KB, 650x354, 13806656334453.jpg)

>>6650

Gross homo!

 No.6710

Together we can make /what/ straight again

 No.6712

>>6710
But /what/ never was straight to begin with!

 No.6713

>>6712
Newfag spotted.

/what/ used to be a bunch of straight, masculine men discussing hot anime babes.

 No.6714

>>6713
There's no reasoning with these homosexuals. They infest every community and spread their obnoxious lifestyle until they overrun everything and turn all discussions into talking about cocks.

 No.6717

File: 1472160483672.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 575.21 KB, 1200x1400, 1fd07e801f7fbde6d07d2223d….jpeg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6721

File: 1472168606402.jpg (1.05 MB, 1920x1200, 1325983698959.jpg)

I'm gonna read 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami (´・ω・`)

 No.6722

>>6721
Tell us if it's ii ne!

 No.6723

>>6717
The better be an anime babe. If it's some gay 3d shit you'll regret posting it.

 No.6724

>>6723
meh, not quite what I hoped. but better than I feared.

 No.6725

File: 1472177784497.jpg (191.9 KB, 600x900, fbba0c9bb0920aba8686449e8b….jpg)

Don't let the lonely hetero-supremacist whatgirls sway your resolve.

gay is ok

 No.6726

I bet those heterofags are from merorinfos and they're the ones that tricked /what/min into enabling flags.

 No.6727

>>6697
>>6699
>>6700
Check out this mouse howling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E35OMfL4A4

I watched a program on national geographic about it yesterday !

 No.6728

File: 1472180447234.jpg (269.72 KB, 1280x720, rabi.jpg)

hot rabi-on-rabi action!

 No.6729

>>6728
wbich anime videogame auto-ERP is this from?

 No.6730

I think my interview went ok! I won't know if I got the job for a few weeks though. Thanks for all the support /what/frens!

 No.6731

>>6729
rabi ribi

 No.6732

>>6727
crazy!

 No.6733

I ate a little bit of chocolate kēki and put the rest back in the fridge for later.

 No.6734

File: 1472208757356.jpg (680.85 KB, 1000x750, 1328044207975.jpg)

I really want to eat a chicken sandwich and some onigiri but it's 4am…

 No.6735

come over to my place

 No.6736

File: 1472209580619.jpg (45.11 KB, 704x396, 1458372681208.jpg)

>>6734
Are you some kind of normalfag that cares if society thinks it's a socially acceptable time of the day to consume something?

"I can't drink in the morning, that will mean I'm an alcoholic!"

 No.6740

File: 1472218535052.png (309.94 KB, 728x900, unrelated.png)

/what/bees pollinating /what/flowers!

 No.6741

>>6730
That sounds great! I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you!

 No.6743

File: 1472219857853.jpg (192.8 KB, 750x563, 1464831272623.jpg)

dog image

 No.6744

File: 1472223010411.gif (6.05 KB, 200x54, wide (× ╹◡╹ ×).gif)

>>6730
I told you everything would be alright. Congratulations

 No.6745

File: 1472237632981.jpg (250.96 KB, 1000x1000, 53501490_p3_master1200.jpg)

>>6736
no I just don't wanna wake anyone up with my cooking

 No.6746

>>6728
that purple haired girl is a total udongein rip off

 No.6747

File: 1472238050482.jpg (1.45 MB, 1998x1501, 17b4aae3ad94170a000e334c85….jpg)

>>6740
Loose, oily, blooming whatflowers!

 No.6750

File: 1472245813789.jpg (40.54 KB, 900x900, CqS2iCGUIAAiF9r.jpg orig.jpg)

I threw some fappy tissues in my trash basket this morning and now the whole room smells like cummy

 No.6751

>>6750
ii ne…

 No.6752

Hahi~! ヾ( ̄ロ ̄)

 No.6753

File: 1472258617764.jpg (116.78 KB, 760x570, 1439877913560.jpg)

This isn't going too well now…I think I might break it off with guy A now that the "honey moon phase" is over, he is awful in bed, highly emotional to the point I can't deal with it or I just don't know what to say. He starts blaming himself and saying how I am a God to him and that he views himself as a nobody and how showering me in gifts won't fix things even though he keeps doing it and the next minute he's all happy; in short a very volatile person.

He does have good taste in anime and cuddling while watching it is always fun so I'll give him that…but his emotional baggage..
Anyone want a free BF? This guy is too much for me…I'm too much of an emotionally distant person for this and as much I as I want to be comforting and giving it's just not in my nature.

Maybe I'm the issue and I can't admit it, admit that I'm dead inside and nothing can change it..he's done a lot of me but in the end I'm just "meh" fuck I'm a cold person.

Oh well…

 No.6754

>>6753
somebody link the post of the other guy calling this exact situation

 No.6755

File: 1472260089050.jpg (384.94 KB, 800x1000, cirno rhino.jpg)

But now he's used goods, I want a pure virg /what/bf.

 No.6757

Please see:

>>6592

 No.6758

File: 1472260738218.jpg (54 KB, 640x480, Honey-mitsukuni-haninozuka….jpg)

>>6754
I might try and make it work but that means me disciplining him on his emotions…that should be fun. Me who's the height and weight of a shota trying to dominate someone who towers over me but is physically weak. I might also need to teach him how to have sex right because he is just so god damn awful at it..

>>6755
Both me and him still have are anal virginity….all you've done together was fondling while I wore cosplay, I sucked his dick, I got mine sucked..but he was awful at it..

 No.6759

>>6758
How exactly is he bad at sucking your dick? What does he do to mess it up?

 No.6760

File: 1472261094489.jpg (51.72 KB, 640x480, Honey3.jpg)

>>6757
Oh I know where this could've headed weeks ago, even before I posted about it but the gifts he kept giving me got me to stick around he needs training and I don't know if I'm willing to do it.

>>6758
>all you've done together
*all we've

heh…

 No.6761

File: 1472261499935.jpg (58.42 KB, 500x375, honey.jpg)

>>6759
Using teeth, awkward hand motions, not staying down long enough, no use of tongue action and many more atrocities to proper fellatio…he has to manners in bed as he won't even eat my pre-cum. If I could totally let loose I would force him to do it the way it should be done…awful, awfull..awful!

 No.6762

File: 1472261713015.jpg (722.13 KB, 1208x930, 10569_20150530024246_0.jpg)

>>6761
Using teeth is a good thing though. It's not a proper blowjob without teeth stroking your shaft. Not swallowing cum and not savouring pre-cum is real bad though, total dealbreaker.

 No.6763

File: 1472262161064.png (577.25 KB, 900x1200, __haninozuka_mitsukuni_our….png)

>>6762
I guess teeth could work if used in the right way I've yet to see that though, maybe lightly biting and pulling down the skin I could see working.

 No.6764

File: 1472262598962.png (295.67 KB, 772x900, 18920654_p2.png)

>>6763
If they're not scraping your shaft it's no good.

 No.6765

File: 1472263004089.jpg (19.77 KB, 280x440, kintaro12ja.jpg)

>>6764
Mhmm…not what I'm used to doing but a technique I would need to try out in the future.

 No.6766

/what/ - …
The Society for the Study of Toothy Blowjobs

 No.6767

At least you stopped ruining my memories of CCS by gayposting with her pictures.

 No.6768

>>6767
it was worse when he was gayposting with madotsuki, the /what/ mascot. we wouldn't want to give people the wrong impression by suggesting that the whole site is gay……

 No.6769

I'm not gay but a /jp/ twink giving a blowjob is still hot.

 No.6770

File: 1472264682969.png (470.4 KB, 555x630, 1429343460634.png)

>>6767
>>6768
Have you not heard of the old saying?

"The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it."

 No.6771

>>6770
By that metric you're one fugly son of a bitch.

Wait, we don't need to interpret shitty sayings to make that claim. We've got photographic evidence. nervermind lmao

 No.6772

File: 1472267365009.jpg (32.06 KB, 440x486, 1412773605184.jpg)

>>6771
Now, now, play nice or I might just go back to gay posting with Sakura…

You shouldn't be so hostile about words you read off of your PC.

 No.6773

I wonder what its like being a retard with no ability to introspection.

 No.6774

>>6773
I'm sure you know.

 No.6775

File: 1472273130803.jpg (81.92 KB, 1280x720, [Asenshi] Komori-san wa Ko….jpg)

>>6774
Yeah…

 No.6778

File: 1472275381231.png (800.14 KB, 1280x720, shot0008.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6779

File: 1472283882675.jpg (144.48 KB, 1133x660, 10.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6780

File: 1472294955746.jpg (54.19 KB, 457x676, Sam1.jpg)

Ted Danson

 No.6781

File: 1472302391162.jpg (1.56 MB, 1271x2000, Unknown_-_Mazarin_Venus_-_….jpg)

Based on Roman art and literature, small breasts and wide hips were the ideal body type for women considered alluring by Roman men. Roman art from the Augustan period shows idealized women as substantial and fleshy, with a full abdomen and breasts that are rounded, not pendulous.

Large breasts were mocked as humorous or a sign of old age.

Young girls wore a strophium secured tightly in the belief that it would inhibit the growth of breasts, and a regimen of massaging the breasts with hemlock, begun while a woman was still a virgin, was thought to prevent sagging. Breasts receive relatively minimal attention in erotic art and literature as a sexual focus; the breast was associated primarily with nursing infants and a woman's role as a mother.

 No.6782

boys have small breasts!

 No.6783

File: 1472314517365.jpg (4.14 MB, 3222x1887, monkey.jpg)

Look at this photograph

 No.6784

>>6783
How did you find this picture of me?

 No.6786

>>6782
i want to rub a boy's chest

 No.6787

>>6786
I want to cultivate your whatflower.

 No.6790

File: 1472328370454.mp3 (13.85 MB, This Is the Remix.mp3)

meme music.

 No.6791

I really want to have lower stress levels for health reasons.

I live as a NEET and should have a very non-stressful life, but mentally I am always stressed and thinking very frantically. I browse 4chan boards like /pol/ and /r9k/, and generally occupy myself on the web viewing things that cause me to be mentally stressed. At this point my mind is so full of poison I can't just slow it down and stop it.

 No.6793

File: 1472343545009.jpg (20.33 KB, 300x353, 2rfea8j.jpg)

Well I made up my mind I'm going to try my hand at training my BF to be more emotionally stable and to also do better in bed.

This isn't going to be easy…he needs a lot of work..

 No.6794

>>6793
Do you think it might be hot if you murdered him?

 No.6795

File: 1472344149700.png (594.54 KB, 800x1000, 1470909948859.png)

>>6794
Maybe…but I repress those feels and quite well.

It's one of those fantasies I doubt I'll ever act out unless it could be a murder suicide thing, I might consider that.

 No.6796

>>6795
It's the best way to dispose of a partner you're still attracted to. You should try it out if you can't train him.

And it would make really good blog posts…

 No.6797

>>6796
Hello FBI

 No.6798

>>6797
The FBI will have more blood on its hands than any sociopathic /what/ anime gayblogger.

 No.6799

File: 1472347351803.png (785.43 KB, 750x1000, 1471737222361.png)

>>6795
Tell him you're into breath play. Chain him to something in your apartment, turn on a cute anime and slowly strangle him to death. Tease him. Make him gradually believe his life is actually endangered. Make him talk about how much he idealizes you right before you stop letting him breathe.

You can store him for a while if you have a freezer. Organs and blood can be dissolved and discretely disposed of at an offsite location. Think you could stomach eating him?

 No.6800

File: 1472350042185.jpg (10.14 KB, 300x400, 1447364801974.jpg)

>>6799
That kinda plan isn't bad and I already have the things needed for a plan like it so I won't leave an obvious spending trail and it also sounds really fun. As for eating I'm not too sure, I'm a bit of a pseudo-vegetarian because the only meat I let myself eat is white and I do that rarely…

The body disposing could be tricky but I've heard that if I have access to a large amount of concrete, I can encase each limb into a large concrete block, and drop them at various locations.

I do live in the "forest city" of Ontario after all…

 No.6803

File: 1472350755986.png (40.76 KB, 232x293, 1472150024414.png)

>>6800
Keep some good cuts to serve to your next boyfriendo. Butts seem gross to eat from that magnotta video, so I wouldn't bother with those.

Concrete is ok if you're short on time. Otherwise you should properly dissect the body, pair flesh, powder brittled bone, etc. It could be done in a week if you have the time to dedicate to it.

More blocks means higher chance of discovery. Dissolving your boyfriends and draining them in various locations is the safer option. Make sure he doesn't have a phone on him.

 No.6804

/what/min pls band and del simpsons in magi quads threab bls.

 No.6805

I'm listening to lots of weeb music, I bet remi-anon (RIP) would've been very proud!

 No.6806

File: 1472352226591.gif (451.42 KB, 500x500, 1472002542425.gif)

>>6805
Did he died? I missed out on a big chunk of the jpsaga between 12-14.

 No.6807

>>6791
stop browsing those two imageboards. Don't surround yourself with toxic unhappy people, they'll rub off on you.

 No.6809

File: 1472353677487.jpg (99.65 KB, 418x448, ww.jpg)

ありげーたー ありがとう~!

 No.6810

File: 1472353848574.jpg (326.27 KB, 1374x1000, 1447356207150.jpg)

>>6803
I remember that video and it did look like it would be hard to eat that part of the body, that's a good plan though.

 No.6811

Butts are for gently rubbing and tenderly squeezing and lovingly slapping - don't murder kill them!!

 No.6813

>>6811
Do you want me to post the video?

 No.6816


 No.6818

File: 1472367808416.jpg (122.93 KB, 1280x720, 1471351129890.jpg)

>>6795
Actually before you murder him you should abuse him a bit. Buying gifts at the outset is a strong indication of pliability.

Murder is the climax but you need a bit of foreplay. Train him to accept abuse and become a slave by normalizing smaller things like insults and double standards. Isolate him from his friends and family, cultivate total emotional dependence. Try to introduce physical abuse by saying it's your fetish or something and escalate to the point where he accepts casual beatings. Your boyfriends need to become good sex objects, but also objects that enhance your self esteem.

You should get your bfs to do one or more of these before their anime strangulation:

-get a conspicuous tattoo of your name
-eat your shit
-buy you something ridiculous
-quit a good job to be an apartment maid
-buy supplies and accessories unknowingly for their own murder

You're having fun juggling bfs now but the novelty will wear off and you'll need a bigger rush.

 No.6819

File: 1472368725260.jpg (168.58 KB, 603x700, shitat.jpg)

>>6818
Deji spotted.

 No.6820

File: 1472370537699.jpg (226.65 KB, 2560x1440, 232092.jpg)

>>6818
That is so wonderfully evil, it's like you took both a Sadodere and Yangire and forced them to make a baby…

 No.6821

Killing people is bad! You shouldn't do it!

 No.6822

File: 1472370930151.jpeg (61.96 KB, 674x677, c278a1731528fb8b878ed167f….jpeg)

>>6821
Fags have no morals so there's no point in telling them that.

 No.6823

>>6821
Gays aren't people. Gay weebs are a pathogen.

 No.6825

I was going to joke that niggerposting isn't allowed and that /what/min will ban and del but it was deleted before I could post, LOL!
Nice job being an antifun faggot /what/min.

 No.6826

>fall asleep on left side of bed
>pillow and towel on left side of bed
>Wake up on right side of bed
>10lb plate on the floor next to my bed is now on the left side of my bed

This honestly freaked me out and I have no clue how it happened.

No other human did this. I either somehow did this in my sleep and have no memory of it, or a weight lifting ghost visited me. I've never been known to sleepwalk before. Both are equally scary to me.

 No.6830

File: 1472374245790.jpg (Spoiler Image, 12.99 KB, 320x362, 1443866087592.jpg)

>>6825
Niggerposting is allowed, what are you talking about?

That one thread got deleted because I was just deleting all of the Simpson spammer's posts.

 No.6831

File: 1472374354998.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.39 KB, 482x720, original.jpg)

>>6826
>a weight lifting ghost visited me.

 No.6832

File: 1472375265770.png (2.83 MB, 1920x1080, 1411046053972.png)

The gay midget Sakura-posting Canadian makes me horny.

I just want his tight butt on my lap…

 No.6833

>>6832
I'd rather get fucked by someone who's actually a man

 No.6834

File: 1472389396798.jpg (93.79 KB, 844x980, ClpHywjUkAAZz9G.jpg orig.jpg)

>>6819
Nope. I don't like murder or permanent damage, I'm sure I've made this clear before. I think it's abhorrent turning sex and companionship into something so destructive, and this is one of the reasons why I could never date a homo; they take their sadism/masochism way too far and their self-destructive nature makes them very unpleasant to deal with. The only good relationship is a wholesome one and you'll never have that with somebody who has those interests.

 No.6835

File: 1472405117630.png (226.43 KB, 1789x2721, 1442356624804.png)

>>6832
You're meant to hate me not want to fuck me, how could you want to fuck someone who make such awful posts like mine…?

 No.6836

>>6830
> I was just deleting all of the Simpson spammer's posts.

Thank you.

 No.6837

my lovely i love you love me back

 No.6838

File: 1472411509845.jpg (206.67 KB, 936x804, 1471720557721.jpg)

>>6834
Deji is a gay heterosupremacist.

Does the line of degeneracy get transgressed when a cute guy pisses in your mouth?

 No.6839

>>6838
that's grouse

 No.6840

>>6834
>one of the reasons why I could never date a homo
You already dated a homo you gay fag.

 No.6841

i'm a homo will someone date me?

 No.6842

>>6841
I'll date you but only if you're cute.

 No.6843

>>6842
i love you so much let's get married right away!

 No.6844

>>6843
uhm homos can't marry….

 No.6845

>>6844
yeah they can…

 No.6846

>>6845
no they can't!

 No.6847

>>6846
i live in a gay friendly zone!

 No.6848

>>6847
indonesia?

 No.6851

File: 1472440135116.png (570.23 KB, 961x1000, 1358722468180.png)

today I feel very 悲しくて、寂しい

 No.6852

>>6851
where is oneesan? please get well soon!

and are you sure you're meant to put a comma there?
I guess maybe it makes it easier to read if you have a lot of adjectives you want to use. It's very useful in training your vocabulary to use lots of adjectives even if it sounds a bit ばかばかしくてたわいない.

 No.6853

where is whatfrien?>

 No.6854

Gonna make some tasty whatfries with cajun spice

 No.6855

File: 1472445673804.jpg (102.32 KB, 1000x1000, 48538313_p0.jpg)

>>6852
I've been 一人で since wednesday… I'll see her tomorrow though so maybe then I'll become genki again…
you're probably right, I have a habit of overusing commas, often in places where I would pause if I were actually saying it but not where they would normally go in written text.

 No.6856

File: 1472462501929.jpg (60.32 KB, 278x284, jar.jpg)

I'm too good for this place…

 No.6857

am feel sick from not eat

 No.6858

>>6857
One time I was on the bus going to get something to eat because I hadn't ate all day but I had to get off the bus earlier because I started to feel sick and then i did a watery vomit around the trees in front of the train station and then after a little bit I felt better and I could walk the rest of the way to the shops to get something to eat and I felt really good after I ate something yummy so it was okay after that.

I prescribe that you eat 1 (one) yummy food as soon as possible and if symptoms persist, eat another 1 (one) yummy food immediately and then report back for another check up.

 No.6860

File: 1472477330423.jpg (167.69 KB, 960x720, [Yellow-Flash]_Yuu_Yuu_Hak….jpg)

>>6840
????????????????????????????????
are you one of those r*tards that thinks you can have friendos and bfs over the internet?

 No.6861

File: 1472479013089.png (333.31 KB, 800x600, image.png)

Hmmmmmmmm

 No.6862

>>6861
>"safe sex"
Monogamous, heterosexual, vaginal intercourse?

 No.6863

>>6862
It means "with a condom" you friggen dweeb.

 No.6864

>>6863
Condoms aren't 100% effective, n*rmie.

 No.6865

i like seeing black people in films since i never see any irl

 No.6866

File: 1472489945057.jpg (108.55 KB, 1920x1080, stuipd.jpg)

That was one of the most surreal moments of my life.

I invited my BF over to my place yesterday because I was feeling sick from medication withdrawals, once he was here we sat on the couch and he started to rub my back and hold my hand and while he was doing so he turned and looked me in the eyes and said "I know what you've been trying to do, it's written all over your face…you don't hide things very well, at least form me."
I sat there frozen thinking that just maybe he might have be right but no one ever has. He continued "you don't need to be afraid y'know, you can try to run, you can try to fight, you can try whatever tricks you think you have it won't work because I know them all" while looking him in the eyes I replied with "w-what do you mean?" he replied back with "your fear, I know what it is and how no one else you've ever met has been able to find it until today"
I replied, "what do you think my fear is?" while I put on my best poker face and right there while I was gripping his hand like I was clapping down on a nutcracker and looking right at him he went and said it…and got it right. No one has ever been able to figure out my deepest fear but him..I was in awestruck by it but he didn't stop there he went on to say "The truth is that…I'm madly in love with you and I'm not going to let you be taken in by that demon you call your fear because no one should be afraid of that, you can hit me, call me names or whatever else because good luck I'm not going anywhere, you're mine forever" at that moment I was shivering so he went in to hug me and I let him and while he was hugging me he whispered into my ear the one simple remark I've never heard from any human…the one thing I've always wanted to hear.

After he said all that I made out with his face like an excited poodle, I didn't find just a BF I found something more..my other half, BF B and whom ever else, I don't care can take a hike now, I found my one and only. He's the only person who saw right through me and knew what I was doing to myself…

 No.6867

>>6866
>BF
stopped reading

 No.6868

File: 1472491956851.gif (428.5 KB, 500x375, 1326166222283.gif)

>>6867
Rude…

 No.6869

>>6866
corny af

 No.6871

File: 1472498049725.jpg (18.84 KB, 372x321, Cjm3sTVVEAAIE4m.jpg large.jpg)

>>6866
Cringe…

 No.6872

>>6868
sayaka chang….

 No.6874

File: 1472502694848.webm (15.01 MB, 800x600, SPEEEDCOOOORE.webm)

SPEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOORE

 No.6875

>>6866
"hey bb u r spshul person no need feel bad ia m here"
*pulls out vagina*

 No.6876

File: 1472507969441.mp3 (7.2 MB, 01 - Tamashii no Refrain (….mp3)

This EVA remix has become one of my favourite remixes because of Stepmania.

>>6875
>*pulls out vagina*
Gross…

 No.6877

>>6876
The original is better. It doesn't work outside its ironic 90s japanese music retrospective context.

 No.6878

File: 1472513357803.jpg (159.89 KB, 582x577, 1437772754960.jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6879

>>6877
i like both versions im not sure which i like better though.

 No.6880

File: 1472518798428.jpg (206.08 KB, 960x720, [Yellow-Flash]_Yuu_Yuu_Hak….jpg)

Why do homo creeps think it's acceptable to hit on straight dudes?

 No.6881

>>6880
They aren't shamed by your dissaproval.

 No.6882

>>6880
I wish fags didn't cute post on the internet only girls should be cuteposting

 No.6883

File: 1472519435953.jpg (21.15 KB, 386x359, 1305335355885.jpg)

>>6880
ay bby want sum fuk?

 No.6884

File: 1472519558673.jpg (159.9 KB, 960x720, [Yellow-Flash]_Yuu_Yuu_Hak….jpg)

>>6881
Is that supposed to be a good thing? Realise how disgusting you're being, creeps!

>>6882
I know, right?

 No.6886

dennis post more eurobeat please

 No.6887

>>6884
Says the creeplord himself.

 No.6888

File: 1472554294091.jpg (162.05 KB, 1280x720, boymaid.jpg)

>>6882
What about girly boys, are they allowed to cutepost?

 No.6889

File: 1472555529565.jpg (218.13 KB, 960x720, [Yellow-Flash]_Yuu_Yuu_Hak….jpg)

>>6887
What did I ever do to get labelled a creep?

 No.6890

Will god forgive me if I become a gross transsexual gay femboy and then promptly kill myself because I'm a disgusting abomination?

Also, will god forgive denis after he kills and eats his boyfriend?

4Pq*, please respond.

 No.6891

>>6890
I don't know, I have no authority to answer that.

 No.6892

>>6891
you said he'd forgive me if i just killed myself. does this mean you lied to me?
are you just trying to get me to kill myself?

 No.6893

God will forgive you if you just sex your buddy in a straight way.

 No.6896

>>6893
this, my priest informed my that I am in no way gay for getting my dick sucked

 No.6897

does anyone have the aria the natural ed wasn't it posted here before

 No.6901

File: 1472597659379.jpg (8.53 KB, 229x251, 1457901009841.jpg)

>>6890
god is not real and nothing happens after you die so it doesn't matter

 No.6902

>>6890
God wouldn't want you to kill yourself.

If dennis truly felt remorse and repented then god would probably forgive him, but the type of psycho who talks about eating their boyfriend probably wouldn't truly repent so its not like it matters.

 No.6903

>>6866
Oh my god this is legitimately the most hilarious shit in the history of /what/, please do NOT stop blogging about your relationshit. I know exactly where this is headed but I want to read your rationalizations.

 No.6904

>>6903
I'm kind of hoping the id*ot goes overboard and comes here going "GUYS GUYS GUYS SHIT GUYS HELP I DID SOMETHING DUMB HELP FUCK WHY WHAT HAVE I DONE THE BLOOD WON'T WASH OUT SHIT GUYS PLEASE HELP ME" that would be sugoii tanoshiimi~~

 No.6905


 No.6906

File: 1472631304381.png (18.13 KB, 146x309, 2014-10-19-044623_146x309_….png)

Hello, /what/min here. Being gay is no longer allowed on /what/. Gayposts will be deleted and serial gayposters will be banned.

Thank you, kind regards
- /what/min

 No.6907

>>6906
/what/min is my boyfriend, he'd never say such a thing

 No.6908

>>6907
Put this fag in his place, whatmin.

 No.6909

File: 1472651665596.jpg (Spoiler Image, 146.9 KB, 1000x624, CqYzJO9UsAA1ivZ.jpg orig.jpg)

i'm going to have straight hetero sex with a girl and i'm gonna fill her fertile girl parts with my manly hetero seed and there's nothing you gayposters can do about it!!

 No.6910

http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/legumes-and-legume-products/4284/2
http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/nut-and-seed-products/3076/2
http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/vegetables-and-vegetable-products/2626/2
http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/fruits-and-fruit-juices/1846/2
http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/finfish-and-shellfish-products/4259/2
http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/dairy-and-egg-products/111/2

You can live off this.

About $1 for 1500 calories worth of black beans
About $15 for 10496 calories worth of sunflower seeds (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KLLFFWQ)
About $2-3 for 50 calories worth of spinach (what you want is the high content of vitamin A and vitamin K, which 50 calories worth of spinach provides quite a lot of)
About $1 for 4 bananas
About $1 for a 70 calorie pack of salmon (salmon has low mercury/pollutants but sardines are much better if you can stand the taste)
About $4-5 for 12 eggs

This can provide you with all the nutrients you need except vitamin D (Get it from the sunlight or a pill, no one gets enough from diet).

Maybe add in some extra fruit for more vitamin C and variety, drink orange juice (especially with spinach), eat blueberries, etc.

You are what you eat, if you put disgusting shit food into your body you will be a disgusting shit!

 No.6911

>>6909
who's the artist

 No.6912

>>6910
>You are what you eat

I guess I need to eat more cute anime girls then…

 No.6913

File: 1472658062733.jpg (72.26 KB, 1000x965, Cp1Ms5zUEAAhKWS.jpg orig.jpg)


 No.6914

File: 1472660396722.jpg (105.92 KB, 800x569, 0c54aaa24dd54a732b4924105c….jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6915


 No.6919

>>6912
I really dont get the eating fetish

 No.6921

File: 1472668486652.png (696.91 KB, 820x640, 1452751991003.png)

That amazing feeling when you finally overpower your BF and maker him a total submissive in bed.

We had sex three times in one day…all three times I dominated the shit outta him, I called him names, bit apart his neck, slapped his ass and made sure I was the one to climax first….or else..
I guess someone who's short can be a Dom, I'm afraid I might go too rough one day and hurt him…

 No.6922

>>6921
I want the positions to flip midway and have you be totally dominated just like my doujins

 No.6927

File: 1472680784642.png (789.07 KB, 761x1066, 1471524175245.png)

>>6922
I would really enjoy that I just hope you would be physically strong enough to flip me over because I won't let myself be dominated easily, I doubt that would be hard though since I'm short, light and only mildly muscular. All I can lift is 98lb or 108lb at most.

 No.6932

File: 1472681937641.jpg (140.42 KB, 1200x1800, ClZ0bRUUkAAJ0AW.jpg orig.jpg)

>>6927
>All I can lift is 98lb or 108lb at most.

So weak. How do you plan to hurt anyone when you'd break your back picking up a twelve year old?

 No.6933

File: 1472681996387.png (73.72 KB, 411x460, 55225490_p14.png)

Dumbbell guy doko? What happened to your bragbost?

 No.6934

>>6933
He got sold into slavery by /what/min.

 No.6935

Deji is flirting with you!

 No.6936

File: 1472682832705.jpg (18.47 KB, 482x330, Cd1aQTBUAAAmsv9.jpg large.jpg)

>>6935
????????????????????????????????

 No.6937

>>6933
I was horny, and since I've gained some muscle I've gotten a bit of a fetish for manhandling someone smaller, you know sex where you flip them over, hold them down, pick them up, etc.

Then I felt embarrassed. I still wish he would post pics of himself though.

 No.6938

File: 1472683082685.jpg (493.85 KB, 768x1100, da81357ca51cb1f42acaf548a2….jpg)

>>6936
>22:32:54
>22:33:52
That was fast. You should pretend you don't care next time.

 No.6939

>>6936
When are we getting our erp board?

 No.6940

File: 1472683211601.jpg (198.58 KB, 960x720, [Yellow-Flash]_Yuu_Yuu_Hak….jpg)

>>6937
Benis has posted lots of pics of himself though. And I know how you feel, I like small girls because it makes me feel super big when we do rough play.

 No.6942

>>6940
I've only seen the pics posted on /butt/.

 No.6943

File: 1472683329229.jpg (30.49 KB, 400x400, ChmIlwDWUAEfkum.jpg orig.jpg)

>>6938
There's a whole minute there, it's not like it was two seconds or something.

 No.6944

Right now there isn't anyone on /what/ as annoying as the gothic lolita fucktard. Somehow he managed to surpass even the simpson spammer. The power of autism truly is something to behold

 No.6945

Right now there isn't anyone on /what/ as annoying as the dani fucktard. Somehow he managed to surpass even the simpson spammer. The power of autism truly is something to behold

 No.6946

>>6944
>>6945
Thanks. Now I know which opinions are good.

 No.6947

>>6944
i think i would like the gothic lolita spammer if he posted pictures of anime girls waring gothic lolita

 No.6948

File: 1472687426244.png (209.27 KB, 630x732, 1471524147917.png)

>>6932
If you're that much stronger you're free to Dom and degrade me for your own pleasure…

 No.6949

>>6944
rude

 No.6950

>>6948
sly bunne!

 No.6951

File: 1472690670765.jpg (78.22 KB, 1030x1444, CoMwblcUMAAgeFC.jpg orig.jpg)

>>6948
But you have a boyfriend, I'm a paragon of monagamy, do you really believe that I could do something so heinous? And more importantly, you're not my type and I don't find you attractive. I've no interesting in dominating you or playing your gay BDSM games.

 No.6952

>>6927
So you can lift 2 times your bodyweight? That's impressive

 No.6953

File: 1472692244584.jpg (132.23 KB, 640x480, honey-ouran-high-school-ho….jpg)

>>6951
What a shame and all I was doing was playing internet flirting so it's hardly cheating.

>>6952
I try, I also know some kinds of self-defence like weapon disarming, submissions and striking too. I live in a shitty area so knowing that and being strong is pretty much a must.

knowing it also helps me feel more comfortable when I go on jogs through the ghettos…

 No.6954

>>6953
No offense but that's not going to stop someone who's 6' and weighs 90lbs more than you.

 No.6955

File: 1472695449801.png (747.24 KB, 900x1440, Cgf7P-9UYAAngTG.png orig.png)

>>6953
Even if it's silly stuff over the internet, it's still cheating! The most I'd give you is some friendly bullying, like locking your head in my armpits and forcing you to tell me how good my manly musk smells. Anything else is too gay and lewd, which is what you should save for your bf.

 No.6956

>>6954
Like me
*flex biceps*

 No.6957

>>6953
Just buy a gun retard.

 No.6958

>>>/test-php/

 No.6961

File: 1472733998236.gif (78.59 KB, 588x587, 1469655980912.gif)

>/what/

 No.6963

i like it when that thing does that thing you know? \( ^v^)/

 No.6965

>>6963
i dont :(

 No.6968

File: 1472739064688.png (296.13 KB, 545x567, 1454982989268.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6971

File: 1472742365290.jpg (126.07 KB, 600x800, 53388881_p0.jpg)

This is a blog post, please read if you want to read it.


Today I went to a coffee shop. I've only ever gone to two coffee shops/houses in my life, so this time it was the third time.

My manager at a job I used to work at used to like chai tea, it was the only sort of coffee/tea thing he would drink and he was a very cynical self-deprecating shrug-it-off just-get-the-job-done kind of guy and I got along with him very well because neither of us were very arrogant or anything like that and if anything went wrong we'd never blame anyone and we'd just take responsibility because it's just the professional no-nonsense bullshit thing you do and then you can spend more time just getting on with the job and fixing the problem (I'll probably never again have a manager as good as he was) so I thought chai tea would be good for me too.

I had it once before and it was nice so I had it again today and I also ordered a chocolate tart. The chai tea came in a little white teapot and I had to pour my own from the teapot and it was really hot so I put it to the side for a bit and focused on the tart. They warmed the tart up slightly and the chocolate melted and it was really yummy and sweet and they served it with cream which was slightly cool and it was a really nice combination of tastes.

The tea was very nice and sweet too once it had cooled down a little bit and I really enjoyed it and I could fill the cup up 3 (three) times from the same little white teapot.

I really liked my experience and I wished I could've shared it with someone nice like a nice /what/friend or someone.

I think it put me in the mood for Café Lumière too, so maybe I'll enjoy the movie more too when I whatch it this weekend!

Tomorrow I will return a faulty light bulb too. Wish me luck!

I hope you enjoyed reading my blog post today. Please have nice days!

 No.6972

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>>6971
I enjoyed your blogpost. Now I want to go to a coffee house but there's none here (´・ω・`)

Your manager sounds like a good one. Managers are usually very unpleasant people, you were lucky to have known one like him

 No.6974

>>6971
That blog post was very ii ne, thanks for posting it!

 No.6975

>>6971
boring and gay

just like you

 No.6982

I wouldn't mind a boring and gay birlboyfriend as long as they were nice…

 No.6983

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I re-watched the first two Madoka Magica movies with my BF and he said I'm a lot like Homura…while he felt he was more of a Kyoko or Madoka, I also caught him tearing up during the later half of the first one. Heh.

When he left back to his place he sent me a text saying: "You're like my soul gem I always feel dead when I leave back to my home. :(" It made me feel bad…



>>6971
I remember when I checked out my local tea place, there sakura kyoto cherry blossom tea was to die for. It's one of my favourite teas now.

 No.6989

File: 1472783792909.png (3.54 MB, 1920x1080, my ceiling.png)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6990

>>6989
neat NEETcave

 No.6992

Stop posting Denis you know you make me feel sad

 No.6995

File: 1472788098650.jpg (440.34 KB, 1920x1080, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica….jpg)


 No.6996

File: 1472789876680.mp3 (7.41 MB, 02 Cold.mp3)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.6999

I can't wait until I become friends with A_Friend, it's going to be great I'm sure!

 No.7005

>>6999
A_fren is my fren

 No.7007

File: 1472833685106.mp3 (1.76 MB, 13. WAKA LAKA - JENNY ROM ….mp3)

It's a never ending story.

 No.7008

>>6999
The best way to become his fren is to play card games with him!

 No.7010

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Why would anybody be gay when stinky girl panties exist?

 No.7012

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>>7010
That is my fetish.

 No.7013


 No.7014

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 No.7015

>>7010
What about stinky boy panties?

 No.7016

>>7015
Boys don't wear panties……

 No.7017

>>7016
But I wear panties all the time!

 No.7018

>>7017
Freak! Go die!

 No.7019

>>7018
Uhm there's nothing wrong with wearing cute and silky underwear!

 No.7020

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>>7015
Who'd want to smell a man's soiled underwear? That's just sick.

 No.7021

>>7020
I sometimes smell my stinky underwear when it has a nice cummy smell

 No.7022

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 No.7025

VERY rough erp going on on /t-p/ right now, /what/min please do something!

 No.7026

>>7014
Girls are dirty and have all sorts of disgusting stuff running down their vag**s, this isn't hot at all

 No.7032

>>7026
umm since I started my hrt treatment if I don't wash for a couple of days my down there parts started smelling like a girls parts …. >.<

 No.7035

How do you know what girl parts smell like?

 No.7037

>>7035
He smelled his sister/cousin's panties.

 No.7039

>>7037
Creepy!

 No.7041

I found some funny pictures that I took in Japan a few years ago. Should I post them?

 No.7042

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>>7032
Hopefully you don't end up looking like this.

 No.7043

>>7042
big ichimashi forehead

 No.7044


 No.7050

Playing CSGO at high ranks

>We're no strangers to love… You know the rules and so do I


At higher ranks people already have seen everything hundreds of times over to the extent that it's hard to take the game seriously or get mad. The things people feel the need to yell over in lower ranks evolve into things that are usually met with a quiet nonchalant acknowledgment, or a hehe.

People tend to keep their mouths shut tighter. Your teammate whiffed shots and zomg he sucks? You have seen this happen thousands of times by now, at this point you're a retard if you're still getting mad. The game seems to turn more individualistic in higher ranks, with people playing for their own satisfaction and caring less about what their teammates do.

 No.7051

>>7050
I've heard the exact opposite being claimed, that the lower ranks are all "i don't give a fuck about my team" and that higher level plays are all well-coordinated team matches like in tournaments and stuff.

 No.7054

File: 1472893714477.jpg (73.46 KB, 458x284, 13423526_109838082774390_8….jpg)

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.7055

>>7051
He's talking about unranked matches, which applies for any game.

I don't even bother with team games any more. The outcome is soley dictated by whichever team has the higher concentration of retards.

 No.7056

>>7055
mad cuz bad LUL

 No.7057

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woah…

 No.7058

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>>7056
I play competitive games for the intellectual intimacy that can only come from total domination of a garbage nerd. I like smashing egos and dismantling dorks as they realize I already know every action they will take until I mercifully end the game. I only played dark souls for the ganks, because 1v1s simply weren't fair anymore.

Randomly smashing against people in moba/fps orgies has no appeal.

 No.7060

>>7051
They're not playing the same game as me then, in higher ranks there's a general assumption that even if the guy appears to be a dumbass he knows what he's doing. Something like switching where you play on CT usually happens silently and without complaints, the other players see "oh I guess he's playing B this round, I'll play A" and this change mostly happens silently. In lower ranks yelling matches and mental combustion can start over "muh spot".

>>7055
I'm talking about high-rank matchmaking, not professional-level/tournaments/unranked.

>>7058
The reasons I play are similar. I have a lot of playtime in CSGO, and it's still satisfying to kill a real person in the game.

 No.7061

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You shouldn't kill real people…

 No.7065

Hopefully one day we will become reptilian and we won't have to shave our b*tts anymore…

 No.7066

>>7058
Sure :)

 No.7068

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4pq sucks

 No.7069

>>7060
i only got to the top gold nova and nobody ever complained about where you went or how bad you shot

 No.7097

File: 1472953962688.gif (529.93 KB, 640x360, 1471727002913.gif)

>>7061
I am freeing them from this nightmare.

 No.7103

Oh no, I'm already up to episode 6 of gochiusa. That means there's 6 less episodes I can watch. I will cry when I don't get to watch it anymore. Why are things like this? Why couldn't I just live forever as a anime with my /what/frens?

 No.7116

>>7103
There are dozens of anime I never finished because of this, I just stop watching them when they are on the last episodes, so it feels like they will never end.
It's really sad

 No.7119

>>7103
you can just rewatch the shows i've rewatched love live like 5 times so far probably

 No.7120

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>>7119
>i've rewatched love live like 5 times so far probably

 No.7123

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>>7119
>i've rewatched love live like 5 times so far probably

 No.7125

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.7126

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.7130

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

 No.7132

>>7130
Stop posting these Shinji pics!

 No.7133

>>7126
smack smack splurt splurt

 No.7134

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How come whatmin doesnt want to do the gay with me. Hes ignoring me completely. Is he just shy.

 No.7139

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>>7134
You're an ugly annoying cunt, and the best way to deal with you is to just ignore your autistic ramblings. No amount of rejection, criticism, or even banning seems to get the message through to your poisoned microcephalus brain that you're not welcome here or on any other /jp/ spin-off; so just like a dirty wild animal begging for scraps it's best to simply ignore you in the hopes that you'll go away after you realise there is nothing here for the likes of you.

 No.7140

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 No.7141

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>>7139
and just who are you to say what isand isnt welcome on a public webzone
obviously there is nothing here for me, asthis is a place for stupid dumb autists and not for free thinking independent intelligent men like myself

 No.7143

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>>7139
It's just some asspained jan trying to "prove" that you need sociopaths like him to moderate content on imageboards because he can shit up boards without rules.

Just ignore it until it goes away.

 No.7144

>>7141
"Public" doesn't mean "everyone is welcome and free to do whatever they want regardless of how it affects others". There are rules for a reason, if you do not follow them or basic /jp/sphere etiquette you are not welcome. This is why you keep getting banned, you were given more than enough chances to fix your behaviour, there really aren't that many rules you need to follow nor are they very strict, and people were as clear as day when telling you what you were doing wrong; were it not for your lack of basic human intelligence and empathy you would still be welcome on the spin-offs but sadly your parents failed you either by poor raising or due to imparting broken genes onto your person, and as such you are banned on sight on not only my site but various others.

You're also a very solid argument for mandatory testing and abortion on foetuses.

 No.7145

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>>7144
>this post is not satire. it is 100% serious and unironic

i cry evrytime.

I guess I wasnt gay enough for your homo board? Did you know while you sperged on like a autist about literally the dumbest shit ever 12,000 children are dying being starved and there is a literal war going on

 No.7146

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Absolutely savage.

 No.7147

>>7145
Oh no, arabs are killing each other and there are 12k less children for you to rape, how will I ever live with myself for giving you a verbal smackdown over your inappropriate behaviour when things I don't care about are happening elsewhere?

 No.7148

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>>7147
Much like you don't care about things that actually matter in the world, nobody (read: nobody) cares about your interpretation of "/jp/ etiquette".

 No.7149

>>7148
If that was the case I wouldn't get reports or people asking me to rangeban you. The only person who thinks you should be allowed to post is yourself, there isn't a single person on your side and due to your spamming and ugly face there are very few that are even neutral about you.

 No.7150

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>>7149
Me and my coworkers are laughing at you. You don't even know how to rangeban.

 No.7151

>>7149
What board are you admin on?

 No.7152

i like the ichimashi scene where nobue-oneechan wakes up and it's really cold and she does the "pretending to smoke" thing in the cold air and it's really cute cute!

 No.7156

holy fr*g otamin is going HAM ITT

 No.7158

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otamin is the biggest sperg on the jp sphere. Its like hitler and chris-chan had a baby and he is a moderator that does it for free

 No.7159

I love dick in panties and thighhighs

 No.7160

>>7159
With or without a dick, I think panties with thigh highs are a true miracle of this world.

 No.7161

>>7159
would you suck my d*ck if I wore panties and thigh-highs for you?

 No.7162

>>7161
i would suck it anyway

 No.7163

>>7161
Of course I would, that's what friends are for



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