No.5056
are you dating a /what/friend?
No.5057
you shouldn't be dating your mom
No.5058
Details? This thread better not be an embarrassing display of jumping the gun.
I hope it goes well.
No.5060
Details? This thread better be an embarrassing display of jumping the gun.
I hope it goes to hell.
No.5085
I wish I had a /what/boyfriendo to stick his cummer in me, but he dumped me and told me to kill myself.
No.5086
>>5085My last one gave me death threats and said he would "ruin my life" like that would be possible…He later pussied out on all of it when I told him to talk to me face to face like a man if he wants to say things like that.
He disappeared right after that.
No.5087
>>5085>>5086I hope you two will find better /what/boyfriendos that'll treat you nice and give you lots of love!
No.5091
>>5090hello do you want to come to Indonesia?
No.5093
>>5081Can you describe what it felt like in more detail?
Maybe under what circumstances? Was she a prostitute?
No.5100
>>5085I bet you are an incredible person!
No.5102
>>5100Yeah, I'll bet he's incredible…
Incredibly gay! LAMO!
No.5109
>>5093she was a 'friend' of mine back in the town where my family used to live, i bumped into her while scanning her strikes on a store i'm working at and invited me for some drinks to talk about my life and how i spend most of my days talking to homos on the internet and how i was still a virg and stuff which she didn't believe.
I didn't even like her, she looks like typical rad feminist you'd see on tumblr with the colored hair, glass-less glasses and all. I guess i was pretty bored doing the things I've said to her and decided to agree having sex with her, and it feels like a shitty onahole except it's a lot warmer inside.
No.5110
>>5109Why would you have sex with someone you didn't really like (you didn't even find her physically attractive)? It was obviously going to be disappointing for both of you, i really don't understand.
No.5113
>>5109> it feels like a shitty onahole except it's a lot warmer inside.Were you drunk and/or had condom on?
No.5114
>>5113No, he's right. Vaginas are just warm onaholes.
No.5115
>>5114The sensation of onaholes can vary very differently though.
I'm a virgin but I'm still sure that a lot of people who report they were disappointed by sex were also having sex under these circumstances:
1) Alcohol/drugs involved
2) A condom
3) Very nervous/distressed, possibly with body in fight or flight response, so much of a psychological mess that you can't focus on sexual pleasure.
No.5116
>>5115The only reason people get disappointed by sex is because they're doing it with someone they don't really like. Sex just for the sake of sex is pointless and no different than masturbation.
No.5119
>>5116Are you saying this as someone who's done it?
No.5121
>>5120*waggles dick in front of you* smell this…
No.5123
>>5122Mine smells like girly boyhands!
No.5152
Making Saten take a whiff of my stinky cock is my dream
No.5153
>>5152If I dress up as "kun kun… kun kun…"-saten with her stripey top, would you let me take a whiff of your cummer then?
No.5250
>>5153do you have saten's haircut?