/what/ - mugi

You walk in a McDonalds and order three cheeseburgers with a diet soda to go.

When you pull around the corner, this girl reaches through the car window and smacks your bare ass. How do you deal with that?

>>16003

this.

/jp/ is like your senpai in your school club, always cool, always distant. /jp/ko acknowledged your existence once, on the day when you joined the club, by nodding in your general direction without a real expression on her face.
You've always tried to impress your senpai, starting inane conversations because in your excitement you couldn't think of anything meaningful to say, but /jp/ko has never shown any kind of interest. By now, whenever she enters the room, you feel intimidated, like you are being judged. Your heart pounds at the thought of your beautiful senpai and you still want to get closer to her, but at the same time you want to run away, find someplace to hide and never have to face her again.
And then one day, as you are walking down the street, eating your hamburger, you see her by chance. The shock makes you mess up. Your face is dirtied.
And suddenly /jp/ko bows down to lick the sauce of your face.
Your mind goes numb. What is this? What does this MEAN?!?

>>16003
why is my ass bared

>>16003
How can I walk in and then drive around the corner. Did I go inside or use the drive through?

If I'm in my car, how can she slap my ass if I'm sitting?

And like >>16009-chan mentioned, why is my ass bare?

That's not why it's called burger king retard

>>16011
Hey.
Fuck you.